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United People, It's Time For Ruddy Change!

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    #872
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    No problem to a highly skilled IT man like our hero!
    IT trainer, politician, family man.
    How does he get time to fit it all in?


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    #873
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    IT trainer, politician, family man.
    How does he get time to fit it all in?

    Secret agent, Special Ops, IT Teacher, Boss, with his own home and pole.

    The man is a polymath of epic proportion, the likes of which have never been seen.


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    #874
    Ray Bloody Purchase
    Closed Accounts Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Ray Bloody Purchase


    Pelvis Parsley wrote: »
    Secret agent, Special Ops, IT Teacher, Boss, with his own home and pole.

    The man is a polymath of epic proportion, the likes of which have never been seen.

    Don't forget, he is also ace at balancing a knife on his finger and reading a book at the same time.

    A man of many talents.


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    #875
    whippet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭whippet


    And yet it is baffling that he is on long term unemployment benefit .. how can someone like him not secure gainful employment in Ireland's largest town.


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    #876
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    It's a common phenomenon that a tortured genius may wish to live the life of a recluse, away from the filthy rat race travel he despises, observing from the outside but refusing to partake.

    It is also a common phenomenon that one day, when society is at a precipice, it will have the audacity to come to that hero to beg for help.

    On that day, Jeff will be ready. Until then, he continues to observe, stern, steady, omniscient.


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    #877
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,208 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Maybe it'll dawn on him that if people didn't buy into his proto-anarchist agenda during the biggest recession in decades, they never will.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #878
    whippet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭whippet


    Unfortunately Jeff will need to take a few days off to repair the carnage from the serious attacks on his website. It seems after further investigation the damage has been more severe.

    He is putting a call out to ‘serious IT’ people to help him - Jeff admits he’s just know how to use a PC as opposed to being an expert.

    Even one of his followers suggested contacting Netflix to do a documentary on Jeff and his conflict with the sinister arms of the state !!

    I reckon we should run a poll for what the documentary will be call ?


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    #879
    For Forks Sake
    Registered Users Posts: 11,502 ✭✭✭✭For Forks Sake


    whippet wrote: »
    I reckon we should run a poll for what the documentary will be call ?

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    #880
    WinnyThePoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,417 ✭✭✭WinnyThePoo


    Ruddles.


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    #881
    eldamo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭eldamo


    http://unitedpeople.ie/survey-page/

    My responses to his survey don't appear to have fallen into line with his fellow crackpots.

    Am I the cyber attack?


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    #882
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,208 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    Thanks for that, I've just voted the anti-Rudd position on everything :)

    FG currently tied with UP at 4 votes each. Coalition negotiations will be interesting.

    WTF is an "elected holiday" ?

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #883
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,713 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    eldamo wrote: »
    http://unitedpeople.ie/survey-page/

    My responses to his survey don't appear to have fallen into line with his fellow crackpots.

    Am I the cyber attack?

    Do you some vote sometimes...


    Classic Ruddish.


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    #884
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users Posts: 34,208 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    whippet wrote: »
    I reckon we should run a poll for what the documentary will be call ?

    "Jeff Rudd - One Man's Struggle Against Reality"

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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    #885
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    What are "elected holidays"?


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    #886
    Timberrrrrrrr
    Registered Users Posts: 25,439 ✭✭✭✭Timberrrrrrrr


    The riddles of Rudd


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    #887
    padd b1975
    Registered Users Posts: 10,713 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Hotblack Desiato wrote: »
    "Jeff Rudd - One Man's Struggle Against Reality"

    ...and to an extent greater, the English language!


    As the man himself would put it.


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    #888
    whippet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭whippet


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    What are "elected holidays"?

    The decade that he has taken courtesy of the generous benifets and social welfare successive elected governments have afforded him


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    #889
    eldamo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭eldamo


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    What are "elected holidays"?

    holdays of elected people, are we not all fluent in ruddish here?

    fine gael have stormed into the lead on his poll,

    he may have to be the silent small party propping them up next time around!

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:


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    #890
    Chiorino
    Registered Users Posts: 621 ✭✭✭Chiorino


    eldamo wrote: »
    http://unitedpeople.ie/survey-page/

    My responses to his survey don't appear to have fallen into line with his fellow crackpots.

    Am I the cyber attack?

    Yours and most others by the look of results. How long before Jeff decides he doesn't like the look of the poll and pulls it?


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    #891
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,054 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    eldamo wrote: »
    fine gael have stormed into the lead on his poll,

    he may have to be the silent small party propping them up next time around!
    A coalition?
    Imagine the intensive negotiations.


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    #892
    [Deleted User]
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    Chiorino wrote: »
    Yours and most others by the look of results. How long before Jeff decides he doesn't like the look of the poll and pulls it?

    That would be quite a responce


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    #893
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Seth Brundle wrote: »
    What are "elected holidays"?


    You'll be needing a set of these- only 49.99 in the UnitedPeople shop...

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    Funny how he's playing footsie with Gemma O' Doherty recently. Posting up a lot her Twitter stuff.

    They quality of the posts from his followers is hitting quite a high bar on the headbanger pole.


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    #894
    eldamo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭eldamo


    Chiorino wrote: »
    Yours and most others by the look of results. How long before Jeff decides he doesn't like the look of the poll and pulls it?

    Ah heyore, that would be fairly dishonest of someone who believes in participatory democracy
    http://unitedpeople.ie/participatory-democracy/

    surely now the people have spoken and their will is that united people fold into fine gael

    we can massage his ego though and refer to it as a merger of equals.


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    #895
    Pelvis Parsley
    Registered Users Posts: 2,746 ✭✭✭Pelvis Parsley


    This poll, like everything else pertaining to reality in Ruddland, will be full extent ignored, and portrayed as political hack government forced intimidation. Possibly probably in non legal law action.


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    #896
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    No DDI in the party poll.


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    #897
    washiskin
    Registered Users Posts: 2,360 ✭✭✭washiskin


    Pelvis Parsley wrote: »
    This poll, like everything else pertaining to reality in Ruddland, will be full extent ignored, and portrayed as political hack government forced intimidation. Possibly probably in non legal law action.

    AND shills.


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    #898
    whippet
    Registered Users Posts: 7,672 ✭✭✭whippet


    We have a sneak peak of the new HQ .. plenty of books and stuff stuck to wall .. but four pairs of sissors in the pen holder .. what’s that all about ?


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    #899
    humberklog
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 10,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭humberklog


    Am I going mad but above Jeff's right (as we're looking) shoulder...is that a Billie Piper book?


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    #900
    furiousox
    Registered Users Posts: 6,921 ✭✭✭furiousox


    "Due to the various serious, apparent deliberate attacks to my computer and then the UnitedPeople.ie website which has come under attack this last week also, I regret to say that I need to take a few days off completely to repair some serious damage. The damage is far more extensive than it appeared at initial investigation.
    .
    I will be back but this could be my last post for a few days. I am completely time consumed day and late nights into getting everything running again. Other scheduled activities will sadly have to wait. My apologies to all."
    .

    CPL 593H



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    #901
    eldamo
    Registered Users Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭eldamo


    humberklog wrote: »
    Am I going mad but above Jeff's right (as we're looking) shoulder...is that a Billie Piper book?

    that's the only one he has read cover to cover.

    This whole shed/office deal....

    this can only be his way of shirking the only responsibility he has in the world, to actually watch his own children.

    When he was just squirrelled away in the cupboard under the stairs, it must have been too easy for the wife to say, I'm off to the shops, could you watch the junior jeffs....

    now he is in his office 8+ hours a day and can't be disturbed


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