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If you became dictator of Ireland, what new laws would you make compulsory?

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    #182
    CrabRevolution
    Registered Users Posts: 2,827 ✭✭✭CrabRevolution


    BuilderPlumber wrote: »
    -Compulsory 20 year sentences for murder.

    That's probably less than they currently get. If you're convicted of murder it's a life sentence as it is.


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    #183
    gormdubhgorm
    Registered Users Posts: 18,418 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Free Health Care for All- get rid of middle management in the HSE

    Force Fine Gael/Fine Fail to amalgamate into the one party (just to see their faces)..

    Lock Gerry Adams, Leo Varadkar, Mick Wallace, Alan Shatter, Lucinda Creighton and the Healy Raes in a room together (naked) for a year to see what happens-big brother style!

    Restructure the GAA championship system and club fixtures

    Make our currency cattle like it was in the brehon law.

    Confiscate all church lands and property and use it to build houses.

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



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    #184
    gormdubhgorm
    Registered Users Posts: 18,418 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Anyone who says "Paddys Day" will be flogged.

    What about the Americans who say "Patties Day" ? :D

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



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    #185
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    gormdubhgorm wrote: »
    What about the Americans who say "Patties Day" ? :D

    Right before "Selma's Day"?


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    #186
    gormdubhgorm
    Registered Users Posts: 18,418 ✭✭✭✭gormdubhgorm


    Cortina_MK_IV wrote: »
    Newborns will have to have their proposed names approved by a committee. Names like Jayden, Kayden, Phoenix (unless a parent is native American) will be outlawed.

    They are funny names for American Indians though surely Jayden Spotted Wolf or Phoenix Sitting Bull would be more appropriate?

    Guff about stuff, and stuff about guff.



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    #187
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I would make it a law that SF and its supporters would only be allowed to stay on this island if they go to the most orange areas of Belfast, knock on each door by themselves, without masks and ask those families to leave Ireland!


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    #188
    [Deleted User]
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    Bam Bam Mickey wrote: »
    I would make it a law that SF and its supporters would only be allowed to stay on this island if they go to the most orange areas of Belfast, knock on each door by themselves, without masks and ask those families to leave Ireland!

    Oh and free weed and dominos for everyone on a Friday!!!!


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    #189
    JeffK88
    Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭JeffK88


    Somebody stole this from Reddit :rolleyes:


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    #190
    Billy86
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    JeffK88 wrote: »
    Somebody stole this from Reddit :rolleyes:

    Welcome to the internet. :pac:


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    #191
    murpho999
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    People will not be able to leave school until the fully understand the difference between you're and your and their, there and they're.

    E-cigs in must be vaped outside.

    Schools must do compulsory 4 hours sport per week.

    Free healthy lunches for all school kids.

    Driving of 4x4 jeeps in urban areas forbidden.

    Truth and reconciliation tribunals between cyclists and car drivers.

    80km minimum speed on motorways.

    No UK soap operas on Irish TV. Could be the end of TV3.

    Pubs and off licences can open when they want including Good Friday.

    Mobile phones illegal inside cinemas and theatres, must be left at reception.

    Mobile phone calls on public transport longer than 2 minutes forbidden.

    Irish Independent "Celebrity" news to be closed and Barry Egan deported.

    No religion will be thought in schools.

    Talent shows such as The Voice or X Factor banned.


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    #192
    RayCon
    Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭RayCon


    Anybody taking longer than 1min 15secs at an ATM will be electrocuted.


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    #193
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    rudeness to those in the retail and hospitality sector would be punishable with a fine.


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    #194
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    RayCon wrote: »
    Anybody taking longer than 1min 15secs at an ATM will be electrocuted.

    Anyone that can't wait until their turn should be flogged in public :)


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    #195
    jeamimus
    Registered Users Posts: 157 ✭✭jeamimus


    CrabRevolution wrote: »
    That's probably less than they currently get. If you're convicted of murder it's a life sentence as it is.

    Many are out in seven.


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    #196
    JillyQ
    Registered Users Posts: 2,382 ✭✭✭JillyQ


    Anyone who drives with a light bulb blown ten years jail time do it a second time life in jail


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    #197
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Oh and I'd reopen the crisp factory in Gweedore so that they can make Sam Spudz Smokey Bacon again. And, you know, create employment and stuff. But mainly to make crisps for me.


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    #198
    johnayo
    Registered Users Posts: 1,718 ✭✭✭johnayo


    Anyone saying "we had to hit the ground running" and "it does what it says on the tin" shall be slapped with a stocking of sh1t

    If you press the button for the green man at a pedestrian crossing,and cross without waiting for the green man, whilst I am sitting at the red light and you are a 100 meters up the road, you will get your bollix kicked 25 times.


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    #199
    Roger_007
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    Imprisoning anyone who says "it's part of what we are" should become part of what we are...........oops!


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    #200
    conor_ie
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 1,809 ✭✭✭conor_ie


    People who don't turn their lights down while driving to have bright lights shone in their face for 24 hours and made listen to Mrs Browns really annoying laugh on loop...


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    #201
    Billy86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,495 ✭✭✭✭Billy86


    Sam Kade wrote: »
    Anyone that can't wait until their turn should be flogged in public :)

    Just what the hell are you getting up to up there? I can't help but wonder when I see someone put their card in and seem to do stand there and look at the screen for several minutes... before taking out 20 beans. It's grand when you can see them doing something and pressing buttons. But the ones who just stand there and blankly store at it... what the hell are you guys actually doing in that time?


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    #202
    The Randy Riverbeast
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,770 ✭✭✭The Randy Riverbeast


    Death to all those who would oppose me.


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    #203
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Remove Iona Institute's charitable status, and make it change its name


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    #204
    blade1
    Registered Users Posts: 12,248 ✭✭✭✭blade1


    Anyone on Job Seekers Allowance that isn't seeking a job wouldn't get Job Seekers Allowance!


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    #205
    [Deleted User]
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    I was going to be nice and say that no one should ever have to work on their birthday but I feel bad now for making a nice rule :o


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    #206
    SAMTALK
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    Billy86 wrote: »
    Just what the hell are you getting up to up there? I can't help but wonder when I see someone put their card in and seem to do stand there and look at the screen for several minutes... before taking out 20 beans. It's grand when you can see them doing something and pressing buttons. But the ones who just stand there and blankly store at it... what the hell are you guys actually doing in that time?

    Wondering where all my money has gone :o Sorry


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    #207
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I was going to be nice and say that no one should ever have to work on their birthday but I feel bad now for making a nice rule :o


    Death to people who make nice rules.


    Mwahahaha!!!


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    #208
    RayM
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,973 ✭✭✭RayM


    Anyone who complains about the dole would have their job taken away from them, and would be forced to live on €188 per week for a year. They would also have the words "whiny pain in the hole" tattooed on their foreheads.


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    #209
    uck51js9zml2yt
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    Freedom of speech on boards would be banned ;)


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    #210
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Ana Acidic Songbird wrote: »
    Freedom of speech on boards would be banned ;)

    There already is no freedom of speech on Boards. It's their house, their rules. (Which is not a complaint)


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    #211
    Sam Kade
    Registered Users Posts: 12,313 ✭✭✭✭Sam Kade


    Billy86 wrote: »
    Just what the hell are you getting up to up there? I can't help but wonder when I see someone put their card in and seem to do stand there and look at the screen for several minutes... before taking out 20 beans. It's grand when you can see them doing something and pressing buttons. But the ones who just stand there and blankly store at it... what the hell are you guys actually doing in that time?
    I don't dawdle at ATM's so stop jumping to conclusions, if you haven't patience to wait your turn you will be flogged in public ;) Start another thread if you want to make a song and dance about it.


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