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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Ogniochialli


    Sounds more like an ill informed authoritative assertion to me tbh.

    Have it your way though.

    I believe male prostitutes would be better at sex on average compared to men who aren't prostitutes. That is my opinion grounded on reasoning.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I don't know how male prostitutes manage to do it several times a day, even with the aid of the blue pill.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    I don't know how male prostitutes manage to do it several times a day, even with the aid of the blue pill.

    its the experience Mister Vain. Its because they are paid for it and their livelihood depends on it. It gives them an incentive. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    I believe male prostitutes would be better at sex on average compared to men who aren't prostitutes. That is my opinion grounded on reasoning.


    Does your grounded reasoning suggest that they might employ a ratings system much like that for female sex workers?

    Because the very existence of a ratings system would suggest to me that sex workers are actually NOT as good in bed as your reasoning might lead you to believe.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    After further investigation I see there are escort duos on the site. It's possible to have a threesome with two hot Spanish girls. Hmm...

    <<<<Runs to ATM machine.
    :pac:


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69



    Because the very existence of a ratings system would suggest to me that sex workers are actually NOT as good in bed as your reasoning might lead you to believe.

    no

    thats just a foolish thing to say

    a ratings or reviews system only suggests that not all escorts are equally good in bed


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 79 ✭✭lavdad


    LDN_Irish wrote: »
    Doesn't like the breakdown of society caused by sexual liberation.

    Hires prostitutes so he can have sex with women that are out of his league.

    Should you not be doing your bit by settling down with an ugly short woman to restore a bit of order? Or am I getting you mixed with someone else?

    I don't hire prostitutes so I can have sex with women out of my league, i hire them so i can have sex full stop. Ideally the tendency would be earlier marriage, which would level the playing field and all men could get a partner. In the modern age marriage is something people in their 30's do, and sex is something a minority of 'top' men do with a majority of the woman, leaving a huge deficit for a good number of men myself included.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    nokia69 wrote: »
    no

    thats just a foolish thing to say

    a ratings or reviews system only suggests that not all escorts are equally good in bed


    Correct.

    Now, given that the vast majority of women are not sex workers, do you still think it's not a foolish thing to say that sex workers are better in bed by virtue of the fact that they are sex workers?

    I would say given that the vast majority of men are satisfied by women who are not sex workers, that it stands to reason there is no basis to claim that sex workers are any better in bed merely by virtue of the fact that they are able to charge for the experience.

    The fact they are able to charge for the experience simply says more about the people who pay for it, than it does about the people who charge for it.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Ogniochialli


    Correct.

    Now, given that the vast majority of women are not sex workers, do you still think it's not a foolish thing to say that sex workers are better in bed by virtue of the fact that they are sex workers?

    I would say given that the vast majority of men are satisfied by women who are not sex workers, that it stands to reason there is no basis to claim that sex workers are any better in bed merely by virtue of the fact that they are able to charge for the experience.

    The fact they are able to charge for the experience says more about the people who pay for it, than it does about the people who charge for it.

    Seriously


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,963 ✭✭✭Tim Robbins


    My opinion. If you're single and on a very dry long to the point you are depressed about it and do not believe the woman is doing it because she is impoverished, then I can't see much wrong with it.

    However, once a week....

    Why not try and meet someone? 1 night stand, 2 night stand, 3 night stand - whatever. You need a lot of stands before you're thinking about getting married.

    So think he should go that route.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,740 ✭✭✭the evasion_kid


    Seriously

    He can change the name but he's still an incredibly naive poster.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    "One geometry cannot be more true than another; it can only be more convenient. Geometry is not true, it is advantageous." - Robert M. Pirsig


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I would say given that the vast majority of men are satisfied by women who are not sex workers, that it stands to reason there is no basis to claim that sex workers are any better in bed merely by virtue of the fact that they are able to charge for the experience.

    The fact they are able to charge for the experience simply says more about the people who pay for it, than it does about the people who charge for it.

    Yes that would be the case where there is good communication between both people and they have gotten to a point where they both know what each other likes. It would be different in a one off encounter. If you take the beautiful art of fellatio for example; there would be a fair bit of technique involved there. A gigolo is probably better at cunnilingus than I am.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    He can change the name but he's still an incredibly naive poster.

    some people in this thread cant fathom the fact money very often means power for people and you are pinpointing One Eyed Jack as a naïve poster :eek:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Yes that would be the case where there is good communication between both people and they have gotten to a point where they both know what each other likes. It would be different in a one off encounter. If you take the beautiful art of fellatio for example; there would be a fair bit of technique involved there. A gigolo is probably better at cunnilingus than I am.

    Why can you not move your tongue a certain way, like is there a paralysis? have you got a particularly small tongue or a large one? or does the gigolo have a speed setting and manual so that I can go through each movement and direct him and can you not take directions as well as a gigolo would? Would that make him better in general at taking directions or just when it comes to sex?

    Would you say Gene Simmons would be better than a gigolo because he has a particularly large tongue and he must get a lot of exercise with it because he's always sticking it out right? How can the average gigolo compete with that?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,689 ✭✭✭Tombi!


    mod note
    lavdad, do not post in this thread again.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    Why can you not move your tongue a certain way, like is there a paralysis? have you got a particularly small tongue or a large one? or does the gigolo have a speed setting and manual so that I can go through each movement and direct him and can you not take directions as well as a gigolo would? Would that make him better in general at taking directions or just when it comes to sex?

    Would you say Gene Simmons would be better than a gigolo because he has a particularly large tongue and he must get a lot of exercise with it because he's always sticking it out right? How can the average gigolo compete with that?

    Far too much whataboutery there tbh.

    Put simply, when I'm giving the auld mouth to south I just put my head down and hope to jasus I don't suffocate. :pac:


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 39 Ogniochialli


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    Why can you not move your tongue a certain way, like is there a paralysis? have you got a particularly small tongue or a large one? or does the gigolo have a speed setting and manual so that I can go through each movement and direct him and can you not take directions as well as a gigolo would? Would that make him better in general at taking directions or just when it comes to sex?

    Would you say Gene Simmons would be better than a gigolo because he has a particularly large tongue and he must get a lot of exercise with it because he's always sticking it out right? How can the average gigolo compete with that?

    As has been said a million times before, the prostitutes livelihood depends on their performance being good, then they also have a lot of experience with different women. So chances are they can figure out very quickly what you like.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    As has been said a million times before, the prostitutes livelihood depends on their performance being good, then they also have a lot of experience with different women. So chances are they can figure out very quickly what you like.

    but Gene Simmons has a lot of experience too right and an exceptionally large tongue?

    would the large tongue make up for the fact that other guy was doing it like his livelyhood depended on it??

    MMM

    life depends on it plus experience
    vs
    acceptionally large tongue plus experience

    I wonder which would be better??

    what you think ogniochialli? which is going to be more satisfying for a woman?

    personally neither would satisfy me but I mean for the average woman?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,130 ✭✭✭Roquentin


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    but Gene Simmons has a lot of experience too right and an exceptionally large tongue?

    would the large tongue make up for the fact that other guy was doing it like his livelyhood depended on it??

    MMM

    life depends on it plus experience
    vs
    acceptionally large tongue plus experience

    I wonder which would be better??

    what you think ogniochialli? which is going to be more satisfying for a woman?

    personally neither would satisfy me but I mean for the average woman?

    Vermilingua


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    Roquentin wrote: »
    Vermilingua

    haha! an animal with a large tongue! haha the ultimate!! if what the other guy says is true about women getting aroused by animals.

    I just wonder why the Vermilingua and women haven't got together sooner :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,188 ✭✭✭LDN_Irish


    Saralee4 wrote: »
    haha! an animal with a large tongue! haha the ultimate!! if what the other guy says is true about women getting aroused by animals.

    I just wonder why the Vermilingua and women haven't got together sooner :D

    I saw a vermilingua with 100 5 star reviews on eBay but passed on it for a free turtle I had a connection with.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,041 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    You could receive a french kiss and mouth to south at the same time with that yoke.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,695 ✭✭✭✭One eyed Jack


    As has been said a million times before, the prostitutes livelihood depends on their performance being good


    No it doesn't. Their livelihood depends on their client not knowing any better. There are many more sites on the Internet other than EI where men and women can meet and have their mutual desires fulfilled without anyone needing to pay for the experience.

    then they also have a lot of experience with different women.


    Experience counts for nothing, and it's simply foolish to assume that a person's number of sexual partners is any indication that they are likely to be good in bed.

    A person could have sex with a thousand people, and still have learned nothing, or they could be a virgin who could blow your mind.

    So chances are they can figure out very quickly what you like.


    Not necessarily.

    Isn't the whole point of visiting a sex worker that you can tell them exactly what you like, whereas you apparently can't do (or more accurately are unwilling to do) this with a person who is not a sex worker?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    As has been said a million times before, the prostitutes livelihood depends on their performance being good, then they also have a lot of experience with different women. So chances are they can figure out very quickly what you like.

    and also just to get a clarity on the livelihood point which I think is important:

    1) if you have a hooker with 6 kids and no qualifications and struggling to manage financially even on the hookers wage

    And

    2) you have a hooker with a college degree but works as a hooker because it handier and she doesn't like 9-5

    will the first hooker who is struggling be better because her livelihood depends on it more?


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,776 ✭✭✭SeanW


    nokia69 wrote: »
    there have been plenty of studies on differences between men and womens sex drive and they all tell the same story

    http://suzigodson.com/2014/01/gender-differences-in-sex-drive-nothing-is-accidental/

    and its clear to anyone except some feminists that its far easier for a woman to find a partner than a man
    I only read the first few paragraphs, I would have thought a basic understanding of biology would have made the contents obvious to anyone.
    Saralee4 wrote: »
    and also just to get a clarity on the livelihood point which I think is important:

    1) if you have a hooker with 6 kids and no qualifications and struggling to manage financially even on the hookers wage

    And

    2) you have a hooker with a college degree but works as a hooker because it handier and she doesn't like 9-5

    will the first hooker who is struggling be better because her livelihood depends on it more?

    Both are doing it as their bread and butter. Both have an incentive to ensure their customers are satisfied.

    It's basic business, not that I'm much of a businessman but I understand some of the key concepts - make your customers happy, they spread the word that your offering is good and they become repeat customers. Don't make your customers happy not only do not come back, they tell more people to avoid your company/product/service/whatever.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 79 ✭✭lavdad


    There are many more sites on the Internet other than EI where men and women can meet and have their mutual desires fulfilled without anyone needing to pay for the experience.

    Seriously? If this were the case, why would there be countless men pestering women for sex on dating sites? Or more obviously paying hundreds for the luxury?

    On a sex site the ratio is likely to be at least 100 men for every woman.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,077 ✭✭✭Saralee4


    SeanW wrote: »
    I only read the first few paragraphs, I would have thought a basic understanding of biology would have made the contents obvious to anyone.



    Both are doing it as their bread and butter. Both have an incentive to ensure their customers are satisfied.

    It's basic business, not that I'm much of a businessman but I understand some of the key concepts - make your customers happy, they spread the word that your offering is good and they become repeat customers. Don't make your customers happy not only do not come back, they tell more people to avoid your company/product/service/whatever.

    Ah I get it now! Finally.

    So you can compare the sexual performance of non hooker against hooker as a general majority.

    But you can't compare one hookers level of desperation to please the man because she needs to keep her livelyhood against another hooker desperation to please to keep her livelihood? (Even though this is a factor that makes her better at her job, apparently)

    Am I right? Did I get it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 159 ✭✭keanosbeard


    Lad I once knew had this infamous dirty chat up line;

    I want to lick your belly button.

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    From the inside !


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,050 ✭✭✭nokia69


    Saralee4 wrote: »

    Am I right? Did I get it?

    nope

    its far beyond your ken

    the best thing to do at this point is just give up


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