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    #362
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    So she hopped out her decrepid, dry lips for him to lick.


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    #363
    thomur
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 279 ✭✭thomur


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    So she hopped out her decrepid, dry lips for him to lick.

    But then he activated his Nudiepowers and attempted to defeat her powers, but instead her lips became his


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    #364
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    thomur wrote: »
    But then he activated his Nudiepowers and attempted to defeat her powers, but instead her lips became his

    Meanwhile back in Morocco, Pat MacDonagh, the owner of Supermacs, Pappa Johns Pizza and a load of bars whose name I forget, woke with an unmercifully sore head....................


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    #365
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    And even sorer hole... His tracksuit bottoms and jocks were tellingly round his ankles...


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    #366
    DK man
    Registered Users Posts: 456 ✭✭DK man


    He'd spent the night smoking one of those hasish pipes and couldn't remember much about the night with Abdul and the lads


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    #367
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    I must find the Boss he said referring to Derek Smart Desktop Commander. Trent and Stabby McHobo had disappeared since he had passed out. "I hope the mountain lair is still secure and that our plan is still in motion."


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    #368
    caustic 1
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    Turns on news only to find mountain lair surrounded by spanish police,

    "Feck it".

    What to do now?


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    #369
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Aha! ! I've got it!! Karamba!!!! Shazam!! Whose yer daddy now?? Pat cried.......just before a piece of falling masonry fell, and struck him on his head, rendering him yet again unconscious............


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    #370
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    ...before he even had a chance to pull up his trousers and jocks.

    Meanwhile, Trent was getting on with business. Death business.


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    #371
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    He had a hat and a gun and was ready for action. Stabby had a knife but no hat. Instead he would have to make do with..


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    #372
    gerrybbadd
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    the spent bag of cheese & onion Taytos that had been his fedora of choice the these past few homeless years. And it had served him well. Not to mention, made him smell like a King.


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    #373
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Suddenly the duo was surrounded by Derek Smart's code ninjas. "Hahaha I had expected you." said Trent "And it seems that I expected correctly".


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    #374
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    Fuzzytrooper wrote: »
    Suddenly the duo was surrounded by Derek Smart's code ninjas. "Hahaha I had expected you." said Trent "And it seems that I expected correctly".

    "you,Hahaha, us expected had." said one of the Ninjas, who aspired to be yoda,but whose green clothing reminded Trent of a frog named Kermit.


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    #375
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    "Enough" roared Trent. He'd heard enough. Slowly, he took off his hat, and put his hat on a table that was beside him.

    Then, action was about to commence, of the martial arts variety. Against these green ninjas, who dared to annoy Trent.


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    #376
    Hesthea
    Registered Users Posts: 201 ✭✭Hesthea


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    "Enough" roared Trent. He'd heard enough. Slowly, he took off his hat, and put his hat on a table that was beside him.

    Then, action was about to commence, of the martial arts variety. Against these green ninjas, who dared to annoy Trent.

    They fought and fought and fought... and fought some more. They were more energized than the Duracell's Bunnies. They (almost!) missed the fact that Trent was banging Miss Marmalade under the table.

    (sorry, couldn't resist!)


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    #377
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Miss Maramalade was looing like the Banshee under the table, such was the seeing to she was receiving from Trent. Of course, it helped that he was hung like an XL can of Lynx...

    "Hahaha", said Trent, "take that rogering!"


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    #378
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    gerrybbadd wrote: »
    Miss Maramalade was looing like the Banshee under the table, such was the seeing to she was receiving from Trent. Of course, it helped that he was hung like an XL can of Lynx...

    "Hahaha", said Trent, "take that rogering!"

    Eeeek!! said Miss Marmalade huskily, How did you know my name was Roger Ring before I had the mickey chopped off me in the sex change operation??


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    #379
    Hesthea
    Registered Users Posts: 201 ✭✭Hesthea


    Heraldoffreeent wrote: »
    Eeeek!! said Miss Marmalade huskily, How did you know my name was Roger Ring before I had the mickey chopped off me in the sex change operation??

    Baby, i'm Trent. 'Nough said! And they kept on going while the others stared at them dumbfolded...


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    #380
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Hesthea wrote: »
    Baby, i'm Trent. 'Nough said! And they kept on going while the others stared at them dumbfolded...

    The ninjas were too distracted by Trent's cunningly executed cunning plan to notice someone lurking in the shadows. The legend, the hero, the man that was Stabby. The wind seemed to whisper his name as he gracefully emerged. The ninjas were still fixated on Trent. Stabby launched into full blown tramp rage. In 3.7562 seconds or thereabouts the ninjas lay dead at his feet. The cause? Multiple stab wounds.


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    #381
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Hesthea wrote: »
    Baby, i'm Trent. 'Nough said! And they kept on going while the others stared at them dumbfolded...

    The ninjas were too distracted by Trent's cunningly executed cunning plan to notice someone lurking in the shadows. The legend, the hero, the man that was Stabby. The wind seemed to whisper his name as he gracefully emerged. The ninjas were still fixated on Trent. Stabby launched into full blown tramp rage. In 3.7562 seconds or thereabouts the ninjas lay dead at his feet. The cause? Multiple stab wounds.


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    #382
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    Hesthea wrote: »
    Baby, i'm Trent. 'Nough said! And they kept on going while the others stared at them dumbfolded...

    The ninjas were too distracted by Trent's cunningly executed cunning plan to notice someone lurking in the shadows. The legend, the hero, the man that was Stabby. The wind seemed to whisper his name as he gracefully emerged. The ninjas were still fixated on Trent. Stabby launched into full blown tramp rage. In 3.7562 seconds or thereabouts the ninjas lay dead at his feet. The cause? Multiple stab wounds.


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    #383
    demanufactured
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    The End


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    #384
    Mickey H
    Registered Users Posts: 1,822 ✭✭✭Mickey H


    demanufactured wrote: »
    The End

    The end of the ninjas.


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    #385
    aaronjumper
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    When suddenly the entire fiasco was interrupted by


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    #386
    Heraldoffreeent
    Registered Users Posts: 1,467 ✭✭✭Heraldoffreeent


    aaronjumper wrote: »
    When suddenly the entire fiasco was interrupted by

    ...............The hum of a low flying jet............


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    #387
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    Except, that wasn't a low flying jet... Stabby had a vindaloo out of the bins beside The Balti House last night. There was definitely a hum though, in terms of volume, and effervescence


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    #388
    rolliepoley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,874 ✭✭✭rolliepoley


    Suddenly the hum went silent.


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    #389
    demanufactured
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,756 ✭✭✭demanufactured


    When in walked lady heather...holding handcuffs and a whip...


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    #390
    Fuzzytrooper
    Moderators, Arts Moderators Posts: 896 Mod ✭✭✭✭Fuzzytrooper


    demanufactured wrote: »
    When in walked lady heather...holding handcuffs and a whip...

    "Its you Police-IndianaJones-Cosplayer-Woman" Trent said to the long winded but descriptively named superhero. "But if you're here then your arch-nemesis cant be far away. Where is..."


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    #391
    gerrybbadd
    Registered Users Posts: 10,301 ✭✭✭✭gerrybbadd


    The Man They Call Jimmy Long John McGrew Esq?


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