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Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

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  • #2342
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    This thread gets seriously quiet of a Friday...

    First thing of a Monday morning...does be absolutely hopping. :pac:


  • #2343
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    This thread gets seriously quiet of a Friday...

    First thing of a Monday morning...does be absolutely hopping. :pac:

    It's 10 mins to beer o'clock. People are happy right now! :D


  • #2344
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    It's 10 mins to beer o'clock. People are happy right now! :D

    I've been chilling at home the last hour, sucks to be you. :P


  • #2345
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I've been chilling at home the last hour, sucks to be you. :P

    I've been getting paid to chill at my desk and count down the minutes. Turn off wifi on my phone and I can browse whatever I want in peace! :pac:


  • #2346
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    I've been getting paid to chill at my desk and count down the minutes. Turn off wifi on my phone and I can browse whatever I want in peace! :pac:

    I'm sooooo jealous, would love to have worked an extra hour....NAAAAATTTTT!


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  • #2347
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    I'm sooooo jealous, would love to have worked an extra hour....NAAAAATTTTT!
    We'll screw you too! I'm off to get beer and a big dirty take away! :P


  • #2348
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    We'll screw you too! I'm off to get beer and a big dirty take away! :P

    What type of takeaway?

    I should be getting ready to go but instead I'm talking shíte here. >.<


  • #2349
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    What type of takeaway?

    I should be getting ready to go but instead I'm talking shíte here. >.<

    Undecided. Maybe an Indian cos Chinese isn't great. If I drink first, I'll get the take away later. Probably a kebab... Couldn't be tackling one while sober.

    Off and do your fake tan!


  • #2350
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Undecided. Maybe an Indian cos Chinese isn't great. If I drink first, I'll get the take away later. Probably a kebab... Couldn't be tackling one while sober.

    Off and do your fake tan!

    Pfft fcuk off with your fake tan. I meant shower, pack and put on me wellies, I'm country bound.


  • #2351
    mravaya
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 116 ✭✭mravaya


    Those who are put in charge of small tasks, and then suddenly they become dictators with the surge of power and responsiblity


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  • #2352
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Pfft fcuk off with your fake tan. I meant shower, pack and put on me wellies, I'm country bound.

    Good stuff, stay away from the tan unless you want to look like you've been rolling around in tea bags. And in the shower...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6EHrYF6XwI


    :D


  • #2353
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Good stuff, stay away from the tan unless you want to look like you've been rolling around in tea bags. And in the shower...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6EHrYF6XwI


    :D

    The fcuk did I just watch?

    I already have Henry perving on me from his little spider hole. :mad:


  • #2354
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    The fcuk did I just watch?

    I already have Henry perving on me from his little spider hole. :mad:

    Give him a show... Loofah, loofah!


  • #2355
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    smash wrote: »
    Give him a show... Loofah, loofah!

    ...stick it up ya joom-pah! :)


  • #2356
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Give him a show... Loofah, loofah!

    Yeah I did that to Gregory, he didn't survive.

    Ah g'way ya creep. :pac:

    EDIT: I thought you said give him a shower. Sorry, yes I killed Gregory for invading my space, trying to get a glimpse of my loofah. :P


  • #2357
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    I recently sprayed the ceiling in my bathroom with the shower head so I could kill a spider! Try that...


  • #2358
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    ...trying to get a glimpse of my loofah. :P

    Aww crikey-buggery, not again! :)


  • #2359
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Ah christy, now Jim can't stand up to leave his desk!


  • #2360
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Aww crikey-buggery, not again! :(

    No Jim, he didn't survive the first time, he had his chance. :pac:

    I now have a Henry. RIP Gregory.


  • #2361
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Ah christy, now Jim can't stand up to leave his desk!

    :confused:

    Whatever you're on I want some!

    EDIT: Ooooooooohhhhhh, I get it now. ;) HAHA!!


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  • #2362
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    :confused:

    Whatever you're on I want some!

    I'll give you a clue... He wasn't upset about the spider but more so the thoughts of your loofah ;)


  • #2363
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    I'll give you a clue... He wasn't upset about the spider but more so the thoughts of your loofah ;)

    Haha, I edited my post. The penny eventually dropped.

    Now I have pictures in my head of Jim carrying his lunchbox around trying to hide an erection....


  • #2364
    jimgoose
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 20,202 ✭✭✭✭jimgoose


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    ...I now have a Henry...

    Yeah, smash above there thinks I have a "Henry" too. I meant that "loofah" would make yet another magnificent euphemism! :):):)


  • #2365
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    Now I have pictures in my head of Jim carrying his lunchbox around trying to hide an erection....

    Boss wants to lock up and jim's like "5 mins, just gotta finish this eh... Spreadsheet...."


  • #2366
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    jimgoose wrote: »
    Yeah, smash above there thinks I have a "Henry" too. I meant that "loofah" would make yet another magnificent euphemism! :):):)

    It's like the Amazon rainforest at the moment, a dense, thick mess. Poor Henry can't see a thing. :pac:


  • #2367
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,808 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's like the Amazon rainforest at the moment, a dense, thick mess. Poor Henry can't see a thing. :pac:

    Jaysus... Back to the 70's with ya! :D

    Can Henry not see because he's dead?


  • #2368
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Fat Christy wrote: »
    It's like the Amazon rainforest at the moment, a dense, thick mess. Poor Henry can't see a thing. :pac:

    ...


  • #2369
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    ...

    I'm actually crying laughing. Hahahaha.


  • #2370
    Fat Christy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,866 ✭✭✭Fat Christy


    smash wrote: »
    Jaysus... Back to the 70's with ya! :D

    Can Henry not see because he's dead?

    I don't know what you are talking about, it's all the rage at the moment.

    No Gregory is dead, keep up for fcuk sake.


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  • #2371
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    eisenberg1 wrote: »
    WTF!!

    Nothing since half eight this morning?? Are you all in fcuking happyland?

    I don't know about everyone else but I was sleeping. :)


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