Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

jimgoose

czechlin wrote: »

I got a pair of black tights with the seam on the back, I can't wait to wear them!

Very tidy. Now all you need is the Aston Martin. :cool:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3252/2784181292_56b244a050_z.jpg

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Very tidy. Now all you need is the Aston Martin. :cool:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3252/2784181292_56b244a050_z.jpg

Sweet Jebus, I wont be right for the day:D

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Sweet Jebus, I wont be right for the day:D

Tell me about it. Nice girl, as well!

czechlin

jimgoose wrote: »

Very tidy. Now all you need is the Aston Martin. :cool:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3252/2784181292_56b244a050_z.jpg

Ah jaysus another one of those that didn't listen to good auld rule "when you're not sure if it's a top or dress, it's a top, always!" :P

Nah, each to their own, but I meant something more along those lines :rolleyes::

czechlin

However, I could tolerate the Aston Martin!

Maximus Alexander

czechlin wrote: »

Ah jaysus another one of those that didn't listen to good auld rule "when you're not sure if it's a top or dress, it's a top, always!" :P

Nah, each to their own, but I meant something more along those lines :rolleyes::

You disappoint me.

jimgoose

czechlin wrote: »

However, I could tolerate the Aston Martin!

Quite. Just make sure you get in and out of it properly, one leg closely following the other. You don't want any unfortunate Britney Spears-esque Wardrobe Moments.

jimgoose

jimgoose wrote: »

Very tidy. Now all you need is the Aston Martin. :cool:

https://c2.staticflickr.com/4/3252/2784181292_56b244a050_z.jpg

or take them off by the pool...

https://d2fzf9bbqh0om5.cloudfront.net/images/27000/original/CubanHeelBl1new.jpg?1363823547

You're welcome lads

czechlin

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

You disappoint me.

Well I'm sorry I don't like wearing my miniskirts with seamed tights! :P

And now I disappoint myself... I am quitting the skirt debate right now :mad:

czechlin

Jake1 wrote: »

or take them off by the pool...

https://d2fzf9bbqh0om5.cloudfront.net/images/27000/original/CubanHeelBl1new.jpg?1363823547

She wears them with open sandals, that's just disgraceful... OK I'm out now! :pac:

eisenberg1

czechlin wrote: »

Ah jaysus another one of those that didn't listen to good auld rule "when you're not sure if it's a top or dress, it's a top, always!" :P

Nah, each to their own, but I meant something more along those lines :rolleyes::

Is that Father Flanagan?:D

jimgoose

Jake1 wrote: »

or take them off by the pool...

https://d2fzf9bbqh0om5.cloudfront.net/images/27000/original/CubanHeelBl1new.jpg?1363823547

You're welcome lads

Now that's a micro-mini! :cool:

Boom_Bap

Me female colleague that sits behind me now thinks I'm a horn-dog looking up sexy lady legs in tights in work, or, that I have a tight fetish, or that Mrs Bap is sending me some racey photos.

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

Now that's a micro-mini! :cool:

Yeah, but as per Czechlen, did you notice the open toed sandals?


Well I didnt:D

czechlin

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yeah, but as per Czechlen, did you notice the open toed sandals?


Well I didnt:D

:rolleyes:

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

Yeah, but as per Czechlen, did you notice the open toed sandals?


Well I didnt:D

Guh? Buh? Whuh?? :pac:

LynnGrace

Boom_Bap wrote: »

This morning one of the worst things happened, I think it takes the biscuit for trivial annoyances.
I was half asleep on the couch last night so done my nightly 'locking up the fortress' routine and off to bed with me.
Came downstairs this morning, into the sitting room and RAGE :mad:
I forgot to put the tub of ice cream back in the freezer before I went to bed :mad:

This doesn't belong in trivial annoyances, this needs a thread called really serious annoyances .

LizzieJones

LynnGrace wrote: »

This doesn't belong in trivial annoyances, this needs a thread called really serious annoyances .

This thread is currently turning into the 'Pervs who like seamed tights' thread. :rolleyes:

eisenberg1

LizzieJones wrote: »

This thread is currently turning into the 'Pervs who like seamed stockings thread. :rolleyes:

There, that's better.:D

Vel

This thread is having an undue influence on my life! I found myself drawn to all the pencil skirts when I went shopping the other day and I wasn't even after a skirt:rolleyes::D

Mr. CooL ICE

People in work who gather in front of the coffee machine and/or water cooler for a chat. There's loads of room for a chat nearby, but why stand directly in front of it, blocking it?

I go up, politely gesture that I need to use the machine, but they don't move. What the fcuk do you think I'm doing? Walking up to you with an empty cup to stand in front of you in a vain attempt to join in for a chat? Get the fcuk out of the way! I'm not excusing myself for you!

Aglomerado

Nicolas Cage wrote: »

People in work who gather in front of the coffee machine and/or water cooler for a chat. There's loads of room for a chat nearby, but why stand directly in front of it, blocking it?

I go up, politely gesture that I need to use the machine, but they don't move. What the fcuk do you think I'm doing? Walking up to you with an empty cup to stand in front of you in a vain attempt to join in for a chat? Get the fcuk out of the way! I'm not excusing myself for you!

Same as those asshats who block corridors/ doors/ stairs etc when 'socialising' at work.
I always want to grab their ID badges and tie their lanyards together!

jimgoose

eisenberg1 wrote: »

There, that's better.:D

And so say all of us! :cool:

eisenberg1

jimgoose wrote: »

And so say all of us! :cool:

Kid to father "Dad, is knickers a curse?"

Dad "No son, but tights sure are":D

Generic Dreadhead

Irish Models in the "News".....

"Roz Purcell leaves cupboards open in the kitchen"

Seriously, fúck off :mad::mad::mad::mad:

jimgoose

Cormac... wrote: »

Irish Models in the "News".....

"Roz Purcell leaves cupboards open in the kitchen"...

She does not, the dorty little madam!?! :eek:

Aglomerado

jimgoose wrote: »

She does not, the dorty little madam!?! :eek:

Just think, all those doors flapping open exposing their contents for all to gaze upon!

jimgoose

Aglomerado wrote: »

Just think, all those doors flapping open exposing their contents for all to gaze upon!

<Harrumph> Do excuse me, I thought it was a euphemism! :pac:

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Naturally I have very long hair, I have lots and lots of hair but it's baby fine, so lacks volume. I wasn't happy until I got hair extentions, and they weren't the cheap hair extentions either. They cost me the same as a flight to Australia. Now, it hasn't made my hair any longer, but it's bulked out my hair a lot.

Life was good for the first few days, I was having fun styling them, back combing them for big hair, doing fancy upstyles, swishing my hair, ect.
This was all well and good until it came to washing them. Sweet Devine Jesus, the effort. You can't use shampoo with silicone or sulphates, you can't use conditioner except for on the ends, you have to scrub it down rather than in circular motions, you have to brush it with a special brush that takes way too long, while supporting the ends of the hair. Then, you have to apply protein spray, apply dry oil to the ends of the hair and section it off to blowdry it in stages and making sure it's 100% dry and not even a little damp.

Given the amount of hair I have, it takes about an hour to dry it. The novelty has worn off it, but I'm too stubborn to have it taken out considering I paid so much for them.

This evening I am helping out at a charity fundraiser, waxing some prison officers, so I have to be there, all professional looking for 6pm. It's 2pm, I haven't even had my breakfast and I feel under pressure for time. I have less than 4 hours to shower, wash my hair, dry my hair, style my hair, do my makeup and get dressed, and get to the venue. That should be enough time, but I still feel under pressure, and know even if I start getting ready right now, thanks to my stupid hair, I'm still going to be late.

eisenberg1

Aglomerado wrote: »

Just think, all those doors flapping open exposing their contents for all to gaze upon!

Her baps exposed:D

jimgoose wrote: »

<Harrumph> Do excuse me, I thought it was a euphemism! :pac:

I'd say she hasn't figured out how to close the cupboards....