Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

smash

gugleguy wrote: »

When you buy a 12" pizza and pint offer and then don't have room for the pizza. Feeling heavy the next day.

But the important thing is that you had room for the beer!

grundie

When someone gets a little bit offended by the fact that the small and insignificant present they bought you a few years back as a wedding present (or similar) is not an important part of your life and displayed in a prominent position in your home.

Paddy Cow

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

Passing the buck. I read something during the week about a child with a peanut allergy going into anaphalactic shock after a passenger on the same Ryanair flight opened a packet of peanuts, despite repeated warnings that there were other passengers on the flight with nut allergies. Clearly the guy was an arsehole to do what he did, but the real culprits are Ryanair.

They knew that there were people with nut allergies on the flight but sold the peanuts on the flight, then expected people not to eat the nuts they'd bought. If they hadn't sold the nuts then the incident wouldn't have happened. Fcuking Ryanair, mumble, mumble, mumble:mad:

They didn't sell any nuts on the flight. He brought his own and knew fine well he was out of order as another passenger told him not to open them and he did anyway.

The Daily Mail comments were priceless. They were saying it was the parents' fault for bringing her on the flight and expecting other people to change their lifestyle to suit them. FFS do they really expect that the child will never travel in her life? It's not hard to go without eating nuts for a few hours :rolleyes:

failinis

Watching film adaptations of Dorian Gray and Dorian being cast with black/brown hair.
It is explicitly stated in the novel his hair is golden blond.
The whole novel is about physical appearance, debauchery and such things - he was given the pale white skin, gold hair and red lips because in Victorian times that was the high of good looks.
So don't change the colour, I don't give a damn about artistic license, it depends on the novel and that is one you can't change, makes no sense, arghhh

gugleguy

smash wrote: »

But the important thing is that you had room for the beer!

Sir, I am insulted!!!!! Ofcourse I gave the Guinness priority. Creamy head and all.:mad:

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Clapping. What the hell is that all about? I feel like a retarded seal anytime I'm obliged to clap. What a waste of energy.

chrysagon

why clap then..

smash

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Clapping. What the hell is that all about? I feel like a retarded seal anytime I'm obliged to clap. What a waste of energy.

Especially when a pilot manages to land a plane. What kind of fcuktards think that clapping at that moment is a good thing?

Spanish Eyes

So, Sunday night (tonight) and every other feckin night...

Brush choppers, go to the loo, get into a nice warm leaba.

Five minutes later, need the loo again. Put it off... FGS t's only a dream.

Ten minutes later. Have to heave off the glorious duvet, and move from near sleep to WIDE A FECKIN wake to go to the bathroom again.

Can't go back to sleep.

Rant. Rant. Rant.

Pumpkinseeds

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

So, Sunday night (tonight) and every other feckin night...

Brush choppers, go to the loo, get into a nice warm leaba.

Five minutes later, need the loo again. Put it off... FGS t's only a dream.

Ten minutes later. Have to heave off the glorious duvet, and move from near sleep to WIDE A FECKIN wake to go to the bathroom again.

Can't go back to sleep.

Rant. Rant. Rant.

Are you me? This used to happen to me at night. Then it stopped for ages. Now it's mornings and it drives me nuts. I've no idea why I need to pee so much.

better call saul

LexieOnRale wrote: »

When a guy I used to be MAD about in college suddenly starts liking my pics and status on Facebook and poking me. Weh!! Why didn't he do it when I was single

You only would've brushed him off and gave him waxes!

whirlpool

Crushing a little bit on another boardsie because of their posts. Doing a little stalking of their past posts to investigate further and seeing evidence among those posts that they swing the other way.

Makes me trivially annoyed. :pac:

*cries self to sleep*

whirlpool

Spanish Eyes wrote: »

So, Sunday night (tonight) and every other feckin night...

Brush choppers, go to the loo, get into a nice warm leaba.

Five minutes later, need the loo again. Put it off... FGS t's only a dream.

Ten minutes later. Have to heave off the glorious duvet, and move from near sleep to WIDE A FECKIN wake to go to the bathroom again.

Can't go back to sleep.

Rant. Rant. Rant.

It's excruciatingly frustrating when this is an ongoing thing. My bladder is this size *makes circle with thumb and index finger.* There are times when, mere seconds after I've washed my hands, I have to go again.

My mam worries about this, tells me I should get myself checked, but she doesn't seem to believe me when I point out that it's been like this all my life.

fussyonion

whirlpool wrote: »

It's excruciatingly frustrating when this is an ongoing thing. My bladder is this size *makes circle with thumb and index finger.* There are times when, mere seconds after I've washed my hands, I have to go again.

My mam worries about this, tells me I should get myself checked, but she doesn't seem to believe me when I point out that it's been like this all my life.

Off with you to the Owlfellas' forum.........thataway >>>>

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

That small bladder thing is awful, always happens me right after sex, like would literally need the toilet right away, even if I went to the bathroom right before.

I think what did it for me was last summer I was admitted into hospital with suspected appendix problems and they had to do a scan of my tummy and I needed a full bladder for it. I was vomitting a lot so couldn't drink the water so they put me on a drip. Pumped water into me to fill my bladder, was supposed to have the scan done at whatever time so the bladder was full for that time. Except it was hours later before they came and got me, and that was only because I was actually crying I needed to go so bad. I was lying on the scan table, they injected some thing that made me feel like I was wetting myself, and my tummy hurt so bad I couldn't even move.

Ever since I can't bear waiting for the bathroom, think it destroyed my bladder.

LizzieJones

whirlpool wrote: »

Crushing a little bit on another boardsie because of their posts. Doing a little stalking of their past posts to investigate further and seeing evidence among those posts that they swing the other way.

Makes me trivially annoyed. :pac:

*cries self to sleep*

At least you're in the same COUNTRY as your Boardsie crush. Sadly I'm not.

smash

Monday mornings :mad:

Fat Christy

smash wrote: »

Monday mornings :mad:

I'm soooo tired. It feels like I have been dragged through a field naked by my big toe, hitting my head off many, many stones.

Loofah?

Maximus Alexander

I too wish to go back to bed.

westernfrenzy

I wanted to sleep at a normal time but my brain had other ideas and kept me awake all night.

jimgoose

smash wrote: »

Monday mornings :mad:

Fat Christy wrote: »

I'm soooo tired....

Maximus Alexander wrote: »

I too wish to go back to bed.

Bunch of furkan hormonal teenage hippies, so ye are. Move it, move it MOOOOVE IT!! Hands off cocks (or loofahs! ), on with socks! :cool:

Fat Christy

jimgoose wrote: »

Bunch of furkan hormonal teenage hippies, so ye are. Move it, move it MOOOOVE IT!! Hands off cocks (or loofahs! ), on with socks! :cool:

Fcuk off back to the happy thread, it's monday morning ffs. Take your enthusiasm elsewhere.

I want to crawl into a bat cave and not come out.

P.S: I'll play with my loofah if I want to! :mad: :pac:

jimgoose

Fat Christy wrote: »

Fcuk off back to the happy thread, it's monday morning ffs. Take your enthusiasm elsewhere.

I want to crawl into a bat cave and not come out.

P.S: I'll play with my loofah if I want to! :mad: :pac:

My Monday morning enthusiasm is driven more by psychopathic fury than anything resembling "happiness", so I assure you it is quite appropriate! Give yourself a good loofahing so - you'll feel better! :pac:

Boom_Bap

One of my team based in another country has annoyed me today. I've been trying to get him to write a document for me for a few months now.

He submitted a draft about 2 weeks ago, I told him the content is fine, just change the font, headers, footers and disclaimer to our standard as per other docs. Simple really, I even provided other docs as samples of what I want.

I open up the doc and am blined by the addition of many colours on the cover page....what the f*ck?
Then note the follwoing:
2 weeks to change the font to be correct.
2 weeks to add shading to all headers (not required) a tumour inducing custom colour (not required), add in extra spelling mistakes that where previously correct.
2 weeks to add in extra line breaks

Now I'm left with the decision or do i fix it myself, or get him to do it. It will take me about 2 minutes, but then he will just expect me to do it all the time. If I get him to do it, what am I going to get back next?

SpaceCowb0y

Boom_Bap wrote: »

One of my team based in another country has annoyed me today. I've been trying to get him to write a document for me for a few months now.

He submitted a draft about 2 weeks ago, I told him the content is fine, just change the font, headers, footers and disclaimer to our standard as per other docs. Simple really, I even provided other docs as samples of what I want.

I open up the doc and am blined by the addition of many colours on the cover page....what the f*ck?
Then note the follwoing:
2 weeks to change the font to be correct.
2 weeks to add shading to all headers (not required) a tumour inducing custom colour (not required), add in extra spelling mistakes that where previously correct.
2 weeks to add in extra line breaks

Now I'm left with the decision or do i fix it myself, or get him to do it. It will take me about 2 minutes, but then he will just expect me to do it all the time. If I get him to do it, what am I going to get back next?

Outsource... "i give you good price my friend!" *Said in best Lucky Lucky Accent*

Pumpkinseeds

Selfish cnuts:mad: Having seen slovenly neighbours girlfriend going into his house with her parents hoover last week, I knew there was going to be more noise at the weekend. That was confirmed by fat guy on a bike, hacking up a lung as he cycled, probably a stoner cough, calling to their house at 1.15am on Saturday morning. We'd had enough of this sh*t for the past 3 weekends so when they decided to play football in the living room at 2am I rang the guards who arrived swiftly.

Off the cnut neighbours went to someone else's house for an hour or so only to return at 4am and proceeded to make as much deliberate noise as possible to wake us up. Seriously, in their late 20's and acting like kids, fcuking stuff against their interior walls, screaming as loud as possible and general fcukology. Well this camels straw has snapped and they are going to pay for years of this sh*t in ways they can't even begin to imagine and I am going to thoroughly enjoy myself destroying the pair of them.

jimgoose

Pumpkinseeds wrote: »

...I am going to thoroughly enjoy myself destroying the pair of them.

That's my Ickle Punkin. Give 'em the full Alien big bitch!! :cool:

MsBubbles

Poor Pumpkinseeds. Sounds like war has been declared. Good luck solider

jimgoose

MsBubbles wrote: »

Poor Pumpkinseeds. Sounds like war has been declared. Good luck solider

MsBubbles

Thanks for making me smile on a crappy monday morning jimgoose.