Trivial things that annoy you Part 43

Boom_Bap

3 funerals in the space of 7 days.
I think the priest today was quite high, he was jumping between a funeral mass and a regular mass. And singing randomly.
He even sent around the collection plate during a funeral.

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Jake1 wrote: »

Certainly would, my other half would vomit if faced with that thing, its more like a beard ffs

One other thing on that site, is the Cuchini, a camel toe pad, to stop unwanted camel toes.

Im in tears .

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B009SNB978/ref=as_li_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B009SNB978&linkCode=as2&tag=natdee-20&linkId=A65OH224H3O6PGMA

Trivial things that annoy me, the **** they market to women

Vajazzles for everyone!!

eisenberg1

Jake1 wrote: »

really?? so we dont have to buy one of these???


http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kitty-carpet.jpg

Kitty carpet :cool::D

EDIT: Dear jesus, ye should see what else I found on that site.

I see its reusable.....so you can lend it to your mates:eek:

redfacedbear

Marginal Wifi signals - enough for the phone to lock on to but try getting any data through it and you end up doing an odd contemporary arm dance to try to find a stronger signal.

Aglomerado

Jake1 wrote: »

really?? so we dont have to buy one of these???


http://theworstthingsforsale.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/kitty-carpet.jpg

Kitty carpet :cool::D

EDIT: Dear jesus, ye should see what else I found on that site.

Modern day Merkin.

Pumpkinseeds

1 of our next door neighbours has just walked past with a hoover she's borrowed from her parents, must be having another gathering this weekend. She only borrows it ocassionaly, I could count on 1 hand the number of times she's hoovered the place in the past 2 years. How dafuq can you not have your own vacuum cleaner when you're well into your 20's They're a pair of twats who rarely even open a window in the house, it must be a total sh*thole in there.

It's not her lack of cleanliness that bothers me, it's the thought of another fcuking weekend of idiots giggling away on the other side of our walls all weekend when they arrive home from a club with pals in the early hours and are up for most of the weekend on whatever pills they take.

Generic Dreadhead

This thread since people stopped posting things that actually annoy them and instead either

A) Quote a previous comment and make a lame a$$ follow up comment complete with either " :cool: " or " "
Quote a previous comment and try to make a $hit joke or terrible pun coupled with a " " or " :roll eyes: "
C) Quote a previous comment and generally start a conversation of one-liners clogging up the thread with BoIIox no-one cares about

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Philo Beddoe

redfacedbear wrote: »

Marginal Wifi signals - enough for the phone to lock on to but try getting any data through it and you end up doing an odd contemporary arm dance to try to find a stronger signal.

Any piece of technology that almost kind of works, or works intermittently, is far more annoying than one that's completely broken!

dubstarr

:mad:People who cant have a bit of craic.:mad::mad::D:rolleyes:

whirlpool

Cormac... wrote: »

This thread since people stopped posting things that actually annoy them and instead either

A) Quote a previous comment and make a lame a$$ follow up comment complete with either " :cool: " or " "
Quote a previous comment and try to make a $hit joke or terrible pun coupled with a " " or " :roll eyes: "
C) Quote a previous comment and generally start a conversation of one-liners clogging up the thread with BoIIox no-one cares about

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

Long conversations (like, four or more replies back and forth) in this thread are pretty annoying, alright. You've to scroll through reems of other people's chats to get to the next "trivial thing" post.

SpaceCowb0y

I remember when this thread used to be a bit of banter... you've changed TTTAY!

gugleguy

Cormac... wrote: »

This thread since people stopped posting things that actually annoy them and instead either

A) Quote a previous comment and make a lame a$$ follow up comment complete with either " :cool: " or " "
Quote a previous comment and try to make a $hit joke or terrible pun coupled with a " " or " :roll eyes: "
C) Quote a previous comment and generally start a conversation of one-liners clogging up the thread with BoIIox no-one cares about

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

just don't take the C. .ormac name in vain!!!!!!!!!!

Dial Hard

People who misspell your name when replying to an email. It's right there in front of you, ffs!

NipNip

That the child on the Aldi ad sounds like she's from Ballyfermot, but Mammy sounds like she's from Donnybrook. Such a small thing Aldi! But seriously, the effect of the ad is lost, as there is no authenticity to it.

Sadderday

NipNip wrote: »

That the child on the Aldi ad sounds like she's from Ballyfermot, but Mammy sounds like she's from Donnybrook. Such a small thing Aldi! But seriously, the effect of the ad is lost, as there is no authenticity to it.

I said the EXACT same thing yesterday !!!!

AND>>>>>>>>>>

That drive safe ad with yer man driving around and overtaking cyclists...

well, you see him turning the wheel left and then the ad shows the car turning right.

We're not dopes.

Boom_Bap

The seriously creepy look the female cyclist gives the motorist when she stops at the T junction and signals right.

NipNip

Sadderday wrote: »

I said the EXACT same thing yesterday !!!!

AND>>>>>>>>>>

That drive safe ad with yer man driving around and overtaking cyclists...

well, you see him turning the wheel left and then the ad shows the car turning right.

We're not dopes.

It would have been much more effective if it went either of the following ways:

A
Donnybrook child: Mummy - I'm feeling a little unwell. My tummy is unsettled. I think it may have been the caviar perhaps?
Donnybrook Mam: You're going to school Howard

or

B
Ballyfermot child: Mam - it's a 102
Ballyfermot Mam: D'ya think I'm thick ya little ****e ya? Go to school or you'll bleedin' regret it!

Sadderday

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The seriously creepy look the female cyclist gives the motorist when she stops at the T junction and signals right.

yeah, them eyes...

its like she's saying 'follow me good sir, if you wish to ri'de me in the backside'

......... and then when they get down the road, she whips out a strap on and a knife and a mask.

It's just a bit of a fooked up look she gives I guess

eisenberg1

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The seriously creepy look the female cyclist gives the motorist when she stops at the T junction and signals right.

Yes, and in my head I hear her saying to guy in the car "Well? whaddya think of my ass?"

Are we still allowed to use little smilies?

jimgoose

Boom_Bap wrote: »

The seriously creepy look the female cyclist gives the motorist when she stops at the T junction and signals right.

She looks to me like she's on a day-pass from somewhere. :pac:

Sadderday

jimgoose wrote: »

She looks to me like she's on a day-pass from somewhere. :pac:

your ma's gaff

NipNip

jimgoose wrote: »

She looks to me like she's on a day-pass from somewhere. :pac:

I must see this ad! Is it on RTE?

eisenberg1

NipNip wrote: »

I must see this ad! Is it on RTE?

Where else?:D

Maximus Alexander

NipNip wrote: »

I must see this ad! Is it on RTE?

Yeah, and it must be on all the bloody time because I've seen it about a hundred times and I'd say I watch RTE about 10 minutes a week.

eisenberg1

Sadderday wrote: »

yeah, them eyes...

its like she's saying 'follow me good sir, if you wish to ri'de me in the backside'

......... and then when they get down the road, she whips out a strap on and a knife and a mask.

It's just a bit of a fooked up look she gives I guess

"And for my next trick, I am going to remove the saddle with my fanny"

Boom_Bap

40 seconds in

Pumpkinseeds

NipNip wrote: »

That the child on the Aldi ad sounds like she's from Ballyfermot, but Mammy sounds like she's from Donnybrook. Such a small thing Aldi! But seriously, the effect of the ad is lost, as there is no authenticity to it.

She's almost as annoying as the child in the M&S ad.

Captain Flaps

People with absolutely no small talk whatsoever.

Got a lift somewhere today from a lad in work. Total of 40 mins in the car, he only replied to me with one word answers and wouldn't even turn on the radio. Mate, I don't give a **** if you're going on holidays, but give me SOMETHING.

jimgoose

Sadderday wrote: »

your ma's gaff

Yeah? Oh YEAH?? Well you're a big... Doo-Doo Head!!

jimgoose

Business-speak. "Has your Marketing Department become a fried egg?". Name a' Cheeses, like. No, but my accountant farms a few acres below in Ballydehob, he often turns into a field at weekends. :pac: