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Is female ejaculation real?

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    #182
    BeerSteakBirds
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    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Friend got on to me this morning having disappeared last night from the local nightclub with a woman he met out. In explaining about his post-nightclub conquest, he mentioned that during the act the woman in the equasion soaked the bed at climax.

    Not that he was complaining mind, but I'm skeptical AH. Call me naive but female ejaculation a real thing or is it just a porn thing and what really happened in my mates case is that she pissed herself mid-sex?

    it is very real but I encountered a fountain type of this phenomenon only once . it was definitely not piss. no way.


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    #183
    The Wild Bunch
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    edit

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    #184
    GalwayGuy2
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    stmol32 wrote: »
    This thread is blowing me mind.
    I thought I was pretty well educated when it came to sex (the mechanics that is, when it comes to the emotions I'm sure I probably have a lot of work to do :pac:) but I just wiki'd Skenes gland and now I know more than I did before so cheers for that.

    Eh, the whole squirting thing is contested theory that is bogged down in a mire of politics.

    It's real, but I'd take anything you hear about it with a grain of salt.


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    #185
    Muise...
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    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Eh, the whole squirting thing is contested theory that is bogged down in a mire of politics.

    It's real, but I'd take anything you hear about it with a grain of salt.

    Anything? Even from the women here who have experienced it and have kindly described it to you? :confused:


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    #186
    Gyalist
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    A hippie couple I know who are into Tantric sex and other aspects of Eastern philosophies insisted that most women can learn how to ejaculate. They gave me a leaflet about something described as the "three sacred waters" but as they were trying to sell the Tantra workshops that they run I didn't give it much attention.

    Female ejaculation is real.


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    #187
    GalwayGuy2
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    Muise... wrote: »
    Anything? Even from the women here who have experienced it and have kindly described it to you? :confused:

    More the biological side of things.


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    #188
    renegademaster
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    Henlars67 wrote: »
    I can't believe nobody has mentioned 'Cytherea' yet.

    Brilliant actress that one.

    she got me off yesterday morning, cailin alainn :p


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    #189
    The Wild Bunch
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    2 fingers next to thumb, palm side up, insert, recoil in a 'come here to me' fingers motion, caress the vaginal ceiling repeatedly - queue needing to call a plumber


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    #190
    stmol32
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    Muise... wrote: »
    Anything? Even from the women here who have experienced it and have kindly described it to you? :confused:

    It's a well known fact that your womanly hormones makes you an unreliable eyewitness, even to events happening in or around the environs of your own vagina.


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    #191
    CK73
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    The Wild Bunch wrote: »
    2 fingers next to thumb, palm side up, insert, recoil in a 'come here to me' fingers motion, caress the vaginal ceiling repeatedly - queue needing to call a plumber

    Not indiscriminately I hope. You need to locate the g-spot and do exactly what you have said to that. Anywhere else, just won't do!


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    #192
    WilyCoyote
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    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    Eh, the whole squirting thing is contested theory that is bogged down in a mire of politics.

    It's real, but I'd take anything you hear about it with a grain of salt.

    And a puff of urea :D


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    #193
    WilyCoyote
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    CK73 wrote: »
    The problem is, unlike a man who has a result at the end of his orgasm, so he knows he has orgasmed, for a woman it's hard to know what you are trying to achieve until you have actually experienced it.

    It was a bit of a revelation when I finally knew what all the fuss was about.

    Chapter and verse, please!


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    #194
    GalwayGuy2
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    stmol32 wrote: »
    It's a well known fact that your womanly hormones makes you an unreliable eyewitness, even to events happening in or around the environs of your own vagina.

    I was commenting on the fact that nobody actually knows where the liquid comes from.

    You can interpret it in any way that you like.


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    #195
    The Wild Bunch
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    This thread gave me the urge to try it with my missus last night. The results were once again very pleasing :)


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    #196
    CK73
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    WilyCoyote wrote: »
    Chapter and verse, please!

    You can read it in my book when I get round to writing it :)

    Seriously as someone who can't do watersports, as it grosses me out so much, my brain won't allow me to do it. I can assure you that squirting/gushing is real. It's a different fluid that comes out, it smells and tastes different and is a direct response to stimulation.

    You can't fake it and you can't stop it when someone knows what they're doing and every women is capable of doing it, but you have to be relaxed and you have to know what you're doing.

    It's that mythical g-spot that makes it happen.


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    #197
    osarusan
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    Gushing....If we are talking anything more than a few drops, surely there must be a place in the vagina where this fluid is stored. A place capable of storing, either temporarily or permanently, lets say...50-100ml of fluid.

    I'd have thought its existence would have been definitively proven by now.


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    #198
    CK73
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    osarusan wrote: »
    Gushing....If we are talking anything more than a few drops, surely there must be a place in the vagina where this fluid is stored. A place capable of storing, either temporarily or permanently, lets say...50-100ml of fluid.

    I'd have thought its existence would have been definitively proven by now.

    It's not 'stored', its produced. A bit like sick :) We are 90% water? Or some high percentage like that.


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    #199
    osarusan
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    CK73 wrote: »
    It's not 'stored', its produced. A bit like sick :) We are 90% water? Or some high percentage like that.

    It's not like sick, because we all know where sick is before it actually comes back out of us.

    How do you know it is produced, and not stored?

    Again, if there is some part of the vagina capable of producing that amount of fluid in a matter of seconds, I'd expect it to have been identified anatomically by now.


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    #200
    jimgoose
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    osarusan wrote: »
    It's not like sick, because we all know where sick is before it actually comes back out of us.

    How do you know it is produced, and not stored?

    Again, if there is some part of the vagina capable of producing that amount of fluid in a matter of seconds, I'd expect it to have been identified anatomically by now.

    It's condensed fart-gas. A woman's ladyplumbing is a lot like a leaky HVAC - it can blow a bit hot-and-cold. Some say it's the weather. :D


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    #201
    Santa Cruz
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    italodisco wrote: »
    99% of the time it's piss, your mate just got a golden shower .

    Oh, and after pulling birds in pubs you should Insist they take a leak first lol

    I was doused on hols, poor girl cried over it and all, was an accident and all down to holding a pish in lol

    Wow. You're some man. How many times did you make her wet the bed?


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    #202
    sbsquarepants
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    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Friend got on to me this morning having disappeared last night from the local nightclub with a woman he met out. In explaining about his post-nightclub conquest, he mentioned that during the act the woman in the equasion soaked the bed at climax.

    Not that he was complaining mind, but I'm skeptical AH. Call me naive but female ejaculation a real thing or is it just a porn thing and what really happened in my mates case is that she pissed herself mid-sex?

    Im my long and distinguished womanising career I have had the good fortune to date 2 squirters, I can absolutely gurantee you it is 100% real and 150% amazing. It is not, despite what anybody will tell you, piss. It is to my mind the sexiest thing in the entire world though most of what you see on the internet however is fake (ie piss)


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    #203
    LizzieJones
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    osarusan wrote: »

    Again, if there is some part of the vagina capable of producing that amount of fluid in a matter of seconds, I'd expect it to have been identified anatomically by now.

    As an owner of a vagina I just need to say that there is a LOT of fluid like stuff that comes out of a vagina, whether you want it to or not. :)

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaginal_lubrication


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    #204
    Calibos
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    Orgasm can prompt a fart to escape. Why not Piss.

    However on the other hand, I can squirt a stream of saliva droplets about 5 or 6 feet from my sub-lingual saliva glands under my tongue by bending by tongue backover in a certain way. Does vaginal lubrication come from glands or from every pore of the cervical wall??


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    #205
    CK73
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    This is interesting...

    There is nothing wrong with you, susan is missing a few important points here.

    There are actually 2 types of what is called female ejaculate. The first, and most well known, comes from the vaginal walls - it's basically an overflow of sorts of the natural lubricants the vag produces. When people refer to cumming, this is what they typically refer to. The fluid is milky, pretty thick, and usually only a small amount is produced. Some women can squirt it if they have good muscles and produce a lot of it, most women it just kinda drips out.

    The second type is much less known, happens for different reasons, and is (in my experience) MUCH more enjoyable and intense. I can't remember the technical name for it, but what happens is when the paraurethral glands (the glands in between the g spot tissue and the urinary tract) are stimulated during sex, they begin to release SIGNIFICANT amounts of fluid. The fluid is released into the urinary tract. It doesn't seep out because the pressure applied to the gspot narrows the urinary tract and makes it clench up. When the pressure is decreased, or the fingers pulled completely, the fluid that has been building up in the tract will violently gush out, in MUCH larger amounts than expected. We're talking up to 2 cups (even as much as a LITRE has been recorded). The fluid itself is generally clear to milky in consistancy, and it tastes either like nothing or kind of sweet (there are actually two types of sugars contained in the fluid). The fluids that comprise it are MUCH different than urine - sometimes trace amounts of urine will enter in because of the amount left on the walls of the urethra, or if you continue pushing past when your lover has released pressure, it will cause your bladder to empty itself. This release of fluid amounts to an AMAZING orgasmic feeling because of the feeling of release and pressure, even though the action is separate from orgasm.

    Bottom line, you aren't urinating. I have urinated before sex and produced almost a cup and a half of fluid from this kind of ejaculation, and I've been able to do it up to 4 times in less than 2 hours of sex. Not every woman can do it either, because women vary in the amounts of paraurethal tissue they posesses. You should feel really happy and lucky! Keep doing what you're doing, explain this to your lover, and have happy sex.

    Read more: gushing orgasm - Sexual Health - Women Forum - eHealthForum http://ehealthforum.com/health/gushing-orgasm-t188564.html#ixzz36DRZE0yF


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    #206
    Shakespeare's Sister
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    italodisco wrote: »
    99% of the time it's piss, your mate just got a golden shower
    Yeh, "99%" of the time. Wow, the amount of "I'm an expert" on this thread from people who most certainly AREN'T experts. :rolleyes:
    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    I was commenting on the fact that nobody actually knows where the liquid comes from.

    You can interpret it in any way that you like.
    Huh? It's produced due to arousal. The way various secretions are produced due to particular causes.
    :confused:


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    #207
    Buzz Killington the third
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    Magaggie wrote: »
    Wow, the amount of "I'm an expert" on this thread from people who most certainly AREN'T experts. :rolleyes:

    I'm an expert!


    Na, I'm just here to perv... Carry on!


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    #208
    Sir Arthur Daley
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    Calibos wrote: »

    However on the other hand, I can squirt a stream of saliva droplets about 5 or 6 feet from my sub-lingual saliva glands under my tongue by bending by tongue backover in a certain way. Does vaginal lubrication come from glands or from every pore of the cervical wall??

    Google images certainly helped explain that post in my mind.


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    #209
    WilyCoyote
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    I've always believed female orgasm to be a myth ........ perpetuated by them to keep the men busy for longer in bed.

    Anyone seen my effing coat?


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    #210
    House of Blaze
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    LizzieJones wrote: »
    a LOT of fluid like stuff that comes out of a vagina
    Calibos wrote: »
    Orgasm can prompt a fart to escape. Why not Piss.

    Calibos wrote: »
    I can squirt a stream of saliva
    Calibos wrote: »
    Does vaginal lubrication come from glands
    CK73 wrote: »
    The fluid is milky, pretty thick, and usually only a small amount is produced.

    Magaggie wrote: »
    The way various secretions are produced

    Yeah.. the human body is pretty gross alright.

    The sooner we can all upload our brains into mighty robot bodies and do away with all the various.. secretions, the better!


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    #211
    LizzieJones
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    House of Blaze wrote: »
    Yeah.. the human body is pretty gross alright.

    The sooner we can all upload our brains into mighty robot bodies and do away with all the various.. secretions, the better!

    Then there will be WD40 and various other oils to keep us from seizing up and rusting.


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