Is female ejaculation real?

Foxhound38

Friend got on to me this morning having disappeared last night from the local nightclub with a woman he met out. In explaining about his post-nightclub conquest, he mentioned that during the act the woman in the equasion soaked the bed at climax.

Not that he was complaining mind, but I'm skeptical AH. Call me naive but female ejaculation a real thing or is it just a porn thing and what really happened in my mates case is that she pissed herself mid-sex?

wretcheddomain

Your typical morning AH thread right there.

MarkR

She drunk peed.

italodisco

99% of the time it's piss, your mate just got a golden shower .

Oh, and after pulling birds in pubs you should Insist they take a leak first lol

I was doused on hols, poor girl cried over it and all, was an accident and all down to holding a pish in lol

jimgoose

That was her water breaking. Fast metabolism, obviously.

podgemonster

If the "educational" films I watch online are to believed then they are very real and will require you to put down sandbags if said orgasm is achieved

Duggy747

"Squirting" is just piss.

It's the white goo you're looking for....................or not if she has some kind of infection

jacksie66

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curlzy

Recent studies have found that it's piss. I don't know a single girl in real life that has experienced gushing/squirting. Had a long conversation about the phenomenon at a convention I was at, 60 women altogether were there. We were all of the opinion it's piss.

eeeee

They are real, they're not always fountain strength and quantity though. Also they are not always accompanied by an orgasm. Sometimes ya gotta keep workin

rotun

Riding my bird few years ago, and she squirted during orgasam.
I went mental thinking she was after pissing on my couch! Turns out it was indeed fanny juice..

eeeee

curlzy wrote: »

Recent studies have found that it's piss. I don't know a single girl in real life that has experienced gushing/squirting. Had a long conversation about the phenomenon at a convention I was at, 60 women altogether were there. We were all of the opinion it's piss.

6% of women is the stat I found

Nwm2

Women often say "I nearly wet myself laughing" etc. You never hear men saying it.

Basically, women seem to be walking balloons of urine, waiting to be burst with a joke/shock/orgasm.

raze_them_all_

Yeah it is real

The Backwards Man

I hear they are attracted to bears having periods.

Shady Tady

If Phil Hogan gets wind of this he'll want to meter them!

jester77

It was probably just the weight of your mates beer gut putting pressure on the poor girls bladder until she couldn't hold it any more. At least it wasn't his bed!

Bobjupiter

Foxhound38 wrote: »

Friend got on to me this morning having disappeared last night from the local nightclub with a woman he met out. In explaining about his post-nightclub conquest, he mentioned that during the act the woman in the equasion soaked the bed at climax.

Not that he was complaining mind, but I'm skeptical AH. Call me naive but female ejaculation a real thing or is it just a porn thing and what really happened in my mates case is that she pissed herself mid-sex?

I can confirm it's real. The bed gets drenched.

LizzieJones

Bobjupiter wrote: »

I can confirm it's real. The bed gets drenched.

As a female, I can confirm this.

It's not urine.

iDave

Ask a parent

old hippy

This thread is another good reason for sex education at a primary level. So you'll grow up understanding and not fearing the female body.

CatLou

Yes, it's real. Source: I'm a girl and it happened to me twice.

I'm surprised you guys aren't discussing if the female orgasm is real too

Akrasia

As a beast in the sack, I also confirm that it is real. it's definitely not piss.

It's a funny kind of fluid in that it is both sticky and lubricaty at the same time. Scientists should study it and use its novel properties to create useful consumer items.

Fr_Dougal

100% real, most girls can have them too; if you're doing it right. But the girl has to trust you.

Foxhound38

CatLou wrote: »

Yes, it's real. Source: I'm a girl and it happened to me twice.

I'm surprised you guys aren't discussing if the female orgasm is real too

That's accepted at this stage, but I've never seen it soak the bed outside of porn before. Maybe I'm not trying hard enough!

Wossack

sploosh

thomas anderson.

Only real men know the answer

LizzieJones

TheZohan wrote: »

But the girl has to trust you.

Partially true. Not only does she have to trust you but she also needs to know how to pleasure her own body and what it takes for her to orgasm first without a partner.

Then with a partner, he (or she) needs to know how to pleasure a woman without worrying about their own needs first or watching the clock.

ted1

I just persumed that it was standard, deffo not urine. Always best to put a towel underneath before starting the act

cherryghost

I'm fairly sure male ejaculation is real too. Can anyone confirm?

Wossack

cherryghost wrote: »

I'm fairly sure male ejaculation is real too. Can anyone confirm?

working on it

bit tough in the new open plan office mind you