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Is female ejaculation real?

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    #212
    Sir Arthur Daley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,720 ✭✭✭Sir Arthur Daley


    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Then there will be WD40 and various other oils to keep us from seizing up and rusting.

    There is only one way to stop seizing and rusting up and it is the same with a car, constant use.


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    #213
    House of Blaze
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    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Then there will be WD40 and various other oils to keep us from seizing up and rusting.

    Hmm.... it seems I didn't think this through very well! ;)


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    #214
    syklops
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    The amount of ignorance and dare I say it self-professed Dougie Housers in this thread is quite depressing.


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    #215
    jimgoose
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    LizzieJones wrote: »
    Then there will be WD40 and various other oils to keep us from seizing up and rusting.

    WD-40 isn't a very good lubricant, strictly speaking it displaces moisture. Clue-in-the-name kinda thing. What you want is a good full-synth like Castrol Edge. ;)


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    #216
    LizzieJones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    jimgoose wrote: »
    WD-40 isn't a very good lubricant, strictly speaking it displaces moisture. Clue-in-the-name kinda thing. What you want is a good full-synth like Castrol Edge. ;)

    I'm not very knowledgeable in oil based lubricants it seems. :)


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    #217
    Daveysil15
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    Shejaculation is another term for it apparently.


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    #218
    sbsquarepants
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    Interesting fact of the day (fact of course is used in the internet sense of the word, ie something I heard from some bloke once, probably drunk)
    The vast majority of Rwandan women are squirters - they are thought how to do it by their mothers and in turn pass it on to their daughters.
    I don't suppose there's any Rwandans about to confirm or deny?


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    #219
    syklops
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    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Interesting fact of the day (fact of course is used in the internet sense of the word, ie something I heard from some bloke once, probably drunk)
    The vast majority of Rwandan women are squirters - they are thought how to do it by their mothers and in turn pass it on to their daughters.
    I don't suppose there's any Rwandans about to confirm or deny?

    This is actually true. Its called Kunyara in Rwandan.


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    #220
    sbsquarepants
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    I think this is quite possibly the first time a "fact" of mine hasn't been immediately discredited!
    On an unrelated note, does anyone know of any good Rwandan bars around town?


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    #221
    Happyman42
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    I think it is real because the wife rang me to tell me it had happened to her.

    'Where are you ringing from?' I asked
    'The knees down', says she. :eek:


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    #222
    Putins Future Killer
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    It's most definitely real.


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    #223
    nicolaed
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭nicolaed


    Conchita Wurst,definitely real.


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    #224
    krustydoyle
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    Or on a slighty extreme level... Bonnie Rotten... Like a water fountain.. Holy god!!!


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    #225
    Daveysil15
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    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    On an unrelated note, does anyone know of any good Rwandan bars around town?

    There's a nice erm... watering hole just up the road from me that is frequented by Rwandan's. ;)


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    #226
    shopaholic01
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    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    There's a nice erm... watering hole just up the road from me that is frequented by Rwandan's. ;)
    You'll have to do some research for us and report back. :P


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    #227
    stmol32
    Registered Users Posts: 718 ✭✭✭stmol32


    Happyman42 wrote: »
    I think it is real because the wife rang me to tell me it had happened to her.

    'Where are you ringing from?' I asked
    'The knees down', says she. :eek:

    Back of the net!!!!


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    #228
    HughWotMVIII
    Registered Users Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭HughWotMVIII


    sbsquarepants wrote: »
    Interesting fact of the day (fact of course is used in the internet sense of the word, ie something I heard from some bloke once, probably drunk)
    The vast majority of Rwandan women are squirters - they are thought how to do it by their mothers and in turn pass it on to their daughters.
    I don't suppose there's any Rwandans about to confirm or deny?
    syklops wrote: »
    This is actually true. Its called Kunyara in Rwandan.

    Lol. Mind =blown that I have just read kunyara on boards. A more random happenstance I couldn't have imagined. Kunyaza the verb, is a thing that Rwandan men pride themselves on being able to do; the end result being kunyara the noun, which is making a woman squirt.

    Rwandan checking in. Yes, Rwandan women do have a reputation in the East African region (and beyond apparently) for being squirters.

    They are not exactly 'taught' it by their mothers, although as young teens, they are taken to a sex-ed bootcamp of sorts where they are taught about their bodies; shown how to pull the labia minora to increase sexual pleasure and other general stuff about sex. The pulling thing is a big deal in Rwandan culture. It's supposed to do the opposite of what FGM is meant for, which is to make the woman enjoy sex more by bringing the nerves in the clitoris closer to the surface. How true this is, I don't know. Whatever the case, Rwandan women have gained infamy for being squirters and particularly slutty ones at that :).


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    #229
    KingOfFairview
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    I pray its real and I encounter it some day


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    #230
    syklops
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    HughWotMVIII wrote: »
    Lol. Mind =blown that I have just read kunyara on boards. A more random happenstance I couldn't have imagined. Kunyaza the verb, is a thing that Rwandan men pride themselves on being able to do; the end result being kunyara the noun, which is making a woman squirt.

    Rwandan checking in. Yes, Rwandan women do have a reputation in the East African region (and beyond apparently) for being squirters.

    They are not exactly 'taught' it by their mothers, although as young teens, they are taken to a sex-ed bootcamp of sorts where they are taught about their bodies; shown how to pull the labia minora to increase sexual pleasure and other general stuff about sex. The pulling thing is a big deal in Rwandan culture. It's supposed to do the opposite of what FGM is meant for, which is to make the woman enjoy sex more by bringing the nerves in the clitoris closer to the surface. How true this is, I don't know. Whatever the case, Rwandan women have gained infamy for being squirters and particularly slutty ones at that :).

    Feel free to tell us more....
    I pray its real and I encounter it some day

    Stop praying and start doing some research on techniques and you wont encounter it so much as be the catalyst for it.


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    #231
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    syklops wrote: »
    Feel free to tell us more....



    Stop praying and start doing some research on techniques and you wont encounter it so much as be the catalyst for it.

    Afaik they can either do it or they can't


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    #232
    syklops
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    KingOfFairview wrote: »
    Afaik they can either do it or they can't

    In my experience they can't do it until you stimulate them right and they are in the right frame of mind and then they can do it. Trust and intimacy play important parts too. I doubt it will happen first time with some chick from Coppers.


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    #233
    HughWotMVIII
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    syklops wrote: »
    Feel free to tell us more....


    Would you like to see my etchings?


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    #234
    KingOfFairview
    Registered Users Posts: 1,388 ✭✭✭KingOfFairview


    syklops wrote: »
    In my experience they can't do it until you stimulate them right and they are in the right frame of mind and then they can do it. Trust and intimacy play important parts too. I doubt it will happen first time with some chick from Coppers.
    I'm a married Dub so some chick from Coppers ain't on the agenda, believe me


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    #235
    The Wild Bunch
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    It's actually not that difficult to make happen


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    #236
    leeenfield
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    syklops wrote: »
    In my experience they can't do it until you stimulate them right and they are in the right frame of mind and then they can do it. Trust and intimacy play important parts too. I doubt it will happen first time with some chick from Coppers.

    You sound just like Ted Bundy


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    #237
    losthorizon
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    stmol32 wrote: »
    Back of the net!!!!

    http://bizarrocomics.com/files/2014/08/bz-04-09-99-AmbiguousWEB.jpg


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    #238
    pablomakaveli
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    I can't believe this is actually a question people still have to ask. It's definitely real. I've been with a couple of "squirters" and it's certainly real.

    Not sure if there's any correlation but the squirters i've been with tend to be amazing in bed as well.


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    #239
    leeenfield
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23 ✭leeenfield


    pablomakaveli wrote: »
    I can't believe this is actually a question people still have to ask. It's definitely real. I've been with a couple of "squirters" and it's certainly real.

    Not sure if there's any correlation but the squirters i've been with tend to be amazing in bed as well.

    Women are better though


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    #240
    darkpagandeath
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    Is this not just one of them myths from porn ? You know like any women left alone will immediately les out. or DP is clearly normal.


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    #241
    syklops
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    HughWotMVIII wrote: »
    Would you like to see my etchings?

    I'd be curious.
    KingOfFairview wrote:
    I'm a married Dub so some chick from Coppers ain't on the agenda, believe me

    Apologies. Do some research, assume its possible and imagine you just didn't do it the right way yet and keep trying different things. You need to tell her what you are trying to achieve though, and make sure she is open to it. When its starting to work she will feel like she needs to pee and instinctively tense upto stop it happening. If she knows the end goal, she will relax and try a bit more on her end.
    You sound just like Ted Bundy

    So pleasuring a female for mutual pleasure makes me sound like a serial killer? Ok...


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