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Is female ejaculation real?

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    #122
    Muise...
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,512 ✭✭✭Muise...


    Fox_In_Socks wrote: »
    Like the King James Bible?

    /crosses himself.

    What sort of things did you see?

    Novels by Edna O'Brien and a host of beardy 60s/70s illustrated manuals. If I could unsee, and imagine that my crowd invented it on a particularly sunny day in Salthill or Menlo, I would!


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    #123
    Tail Docker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,954 ✭✭✭Tail Docker


    "Oim a massive roide and this happens every time oi pull a burd."


    Or not, depending on how cynical you are..


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    #124
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

    Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.


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    #125
    Foxhound38
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    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

    Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.

    Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:


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    #126
    GalwayGuy2
    Registered Users Posts: 2,269 ✭✭✭GalwayGuy2


    People are already taking away my porn :(


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    #127
    Day Lewin
    Registered Users Posts: 4,640 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.


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    #128
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:

    We have seen it happen, not so long ago.


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    #129
    Fat Christy
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    Red Nissan wrote: »
    Let's remember that the sexual freedom we enjoy today, and especially the sexual freedom that women in Ireland enjoy today, could by taken away again if we elect the wrong government.

    Times can flip flop in as little as 80 years.
    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Is Fidelma Healy-Eames going to take away our lads mags and vibrators? :eek:
    GalwayGuy2 wrote: »
    People are already taking away my porn :(

    Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah!!! Hold up, WHAT?!?! :mad:

    No, just no! Bastids! :mad:


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    #130
    Red Nissan
    Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    katemarch wrote: »
    I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.

    But they can legislate against it, make restrictions, make it criminal. It is serious enough.


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    #131
    Daveysil15
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    katemarch wrote: »
    I don't think any government can un-invent the Pill.

    No but the Irish government could probably legalise abortion and then have a 9 month waiting list for it.


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    #132
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Yip! If you've got a squirter you better stock up on towels or it's take you even longer to get to sleep in that mess


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    #133
    Daveysil15
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,301 ✭✭✭Daveysil15


    I thought I had a squirter once. It turned out my keys had just nicked a hole in her waterbed.


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    #134
    House of Blaze
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    Daveysil15 wrote: »
    One of the funniest and educational AH threads in a while. :) 7 pages of laughter and fascinating vagina facts.

    This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..


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    #135
    spurious
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    House of Blaze wrote: »
    This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..

    And still some folk think female ejaculation doesn't exist.


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    #136
    Pocoyo
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    rotun wrote: »
    I went mental thinking she was after pissing on my couch! Turns out it was indeed fanny juice..

    Oh thats ok then.......


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    #137
    Muise...
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    House of Blaze wrote: »
    This thread has been more illuminating that the entire back catalogue of cosmo..
    spurious wrote: »
    And still some folk think female ejaculation doesn't exist.

    because back catalogue of cosmo... :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU


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    #138
    House of Blaze
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    Muise... wrote: »
    because back catalogue of cosmo... :)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xCRQRyUU

    'That woman has s**t off so much weight it's unbelievable'

    .... quote of the century! ;)


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    #139
    spurious
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    House of Blaze wrote: »
    'That woman has s**t off so much weight it's unbelievable'

    .... quote of the century! ;)

    Still laughing at the 'still to come' headline at the end.


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    #140
    The Wild Bunch
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    i love this thread


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    #141
    --LOS--
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    Knex. wrote: »
    I've been able to make women do it through oral, but never solely through riding. Although to be fair its normally a combination.

    Not sure if its a common thing across the board with women, but most I've been with have maintained they find it far easier to cum with oral stimulation than actual sex. So by extension, I'd assume ejaculation is easier sought through oral.

    Could just mean I'm shite at riding though :pac:

    You mean oral but with some digits up there, coz otherwise I doubt it. It's a fairly specific spot.


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    #142
    catallus
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    Using fingers is cheating. Jeez, some people don't know what tongues and noses are for!


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    #143
    --LOS--
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    catallus wrote: »
    Using fingers is cheating. Jeez, some people don't know what tongues and noses are for!

    Oh well I could be underestimating the good people of after hours :D


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    #144
    Pocoyo
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,587 ✭✭✭Pocoyo


    Yes most of the women i have been with came. No im not a sex guru but i used to be worried apart pre ejaculation on my part so i would put in a lot of groundwork before we got down to business.

    TBH im 30 now so i couldnt be arsed putting in that amount of work anymore anyway iv no one to put that amount of work into anyway. :(


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    #145
    Norma_Desmond
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    Red Nissan wrote: »
    And to think that many a married Irish woman in the last hundred years could have raised a large family, 6, 12, or even over twenty children and she may never even have experienced a climax let alone a female ejaculation in her lifetime.

    Reminded me of this
    "7 children and not one organism to show for it"

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Rnpj1LKUY


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    #146
    mad muffin
    Registered Users Posts: 8,034 ✭✭✭mad muffin


    Norma_Desmond wrote: »
    Reminded me of this
    "7 children and not one organism to show for it"


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8drasfgvFp4


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    #147
    LizzieJones
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    #148
    Holsten
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    No idea if real or not.

    If it is I think too many women have a hard time letting go for it to happen.


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    Fred Swanson
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    #150
    Titzon Toast
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    Holsten wrote: »
    No idea if real or not.

    If it is I think too many women have a hard time letting go for it to happen.

    You're absolutely right. I was reliably informed by my other half that she had been holding off "exploding" for a good while when we were first going out together, until one time when she just couldn't hold it back anymore and she just squirted out onto my legs! We were both a bit shocked and just said "WTF was that?!"
    She just guessed that it was her coming and it felt good!
    We flooded the back of my van that day I can tell ye!
    It's not pee either, I've researched it and some experts reckon that there is a gland there that produces it.
    For those interested, the woman's G-spot is roughly about 3 or 4 inches inside her pussy up at the top. Just play away slowly for a while and you'll feel it getting harder and becoming more pronounced. When that happens, just keep going and have a big towel ready!
    If you can't find the G-spot, just tease her clit gently for a good while and she'll be good to go.


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    #151
    Shakespeare's Sister
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    Of course it's real. Aren't there often jokes about women sliding off the chair when they see something they find very sexy on TV/the net? That's what it is!
    Sometimes it even forms without arousal.


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