Is female ejaculation real?

leeenfield · 11-08-2014 4:12pm

syklops wrote: »

So pleasuring a female for mutual pleasure makes me sound like a serial killer? Ok...

It's the way you tell em Ted, like some kind of slimeball

Titzon Toast · 11-08-2014 4:19pm

leeenfield wrote: »

It's the way you tell em Ted, like some kind of slimeball

That's a bit much. The man is talking sense.

leeenfield · 11-08-2014 4:21pm

Titzon Toast wrote: »

That's a bit much. The man is talking sense.

he's a man ? worse again

syklops · 11-08-2014 4:28pm

leeenfield wrote: »

he's a man ? worse again

So you accused someone you perceived as being female as being a serial killer? Thats worse.

leeenfield · 11-08-2014 4:31pm

syklops wrote: »

So you accused someone you perceived as being female as being a serial killer? That worse.

TBH your tone leaves you sounding like a cross between a lady boy / Ted Bundy

Just giving you some feedback

WilyCoyote · 11-08-2014 4:38pm

Shady Tady wrote: »

I wonder if anyone has ever drowned from this?

Hardly. AFAIK, crabs can live in dark moist crevices indefinitely.

Definition of INDEFINITELY = WHEN YOUR TWO BALLS ARE TICKLING HER TAILPIPE (around Mach2) - THEN IT'S IN DEFINITELY

Or for geeks:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluid_mechanics

syklops · 11-08-2014 4:51pm

leeenfield wrote: »

TBH your tone leaves you sounding like a cross between a lady boy / Ted Bundy

Just giving you some feedback

You are free to give feedback but in what way does my tone feel like that?

In the first 3 pages of this thread are "experts" saying it is a myth, when it isn't a myth. I responded to a poster saying he hopes it happens to him some time and I suggested he research the topic.

Do you know who Ted Bundy was and what he did? He kidnapped, sexually assaulted and murdered dozens of women, over a number of years.

How is me suggesting to posters they poke about in their other half's lady parts suggest I am a serial abuser and killer of women? I am genuinely interested in your feedback.

WilyCoyote · 11-08-2014 4:59pm

Daveysil15 wrote: »

There's a nice erm... watering hole just up the road from me that is frequented by Rwandan's.

shopaholic01 wrote: »

You'll have to do some research for us and report back. :P

Whilst sipping calmly they were joined by a herd of migrating wildebeests (who seem to have attracted a pride of lions plus a bask of non-basking and extremely voracious crocs). The end result resembled a scene from The Charge Of The Light Brigade.

Lou.m · 11-08-2014 5:02pm

Whilst sipping calmly they were joined by a herd of migrating wildebeests (who seem to have attracted a pride of lions plus a bask of non-basking and extremely voracious crocs). The end result resembled a scene from The Charge Of The Light Brigade.

I never expected to read this as a last post of a thread on female ejaculation.

syklops · 11-08-2014 5:07pm

Lou.m wrote: »

I never expected to read this as a last post of a thread on female ejaculation.

Its not the last post.

The Wild Bunch · 11-08-2014 5:10pm

Did you know that Ted Bundy's first dog, a collie, was named Lassie?

Lou.m · 11-08-2014 5:17pm

syklops wrote: »

Its not the last post.

It had it's time.

HughWotMVIII · 11-08-2014 5:18pm

This thread is now about Ted bundy and serial killers. Proceed.

WilyCoyote · 11-08-2014 5:19pm

Lou.m wrote: »

I never expected to read this as a last post of a thread on female ejaculation.

syklops wrote: »

Its not the last post.

Correct syklops! And as for you Lou.m ........... please refrain from getting stuck in your alimentary canal. Surely this is what you meant:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLlrWIQGTVA

syklops · 12-08-2014 1:12am

Wut?

The Wild Bunch · 12-08-2014 7:27am

syklops wrote: »

Wut?

Huh?

Ed Winchester · 10-01-2015 2:20am

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

The Wild Bunch · 10-01-2015 7:11am

Ed Winchester wrote: »

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and-medicine/women-squirting-during-sex-may-actually-be-peeing

Been saying it all along!

Wibbs · 10-01-2015 10:53am

Yea pretty much my take too. Small amounts isn't pee, but if it's coming out in any sorta volume it is. It's pretty logical folks. I mean the male reproductive system most certainly ejaculates, it is biologically engineered to do so and even the most prodigious producer of such liquid is hitting 10 milliliters and the average is around half that, yet we're supposed to believe that the female reproductive system which for a start has no biological need to ejaculate is firing out ten times that and more and doing so repeatedly? Eh no. This isn't the first study on the matter to come(missus) to the same conclusion.

fred funk }{ · 10-01-2015 11:07am

So she been pissing herself all this time?

AboutaWeekAgo · 10-01-2015 11:09am

Sure all you'd have to do is smell the sheets the next morning to know its piss. Some bang of piss off it!

Gummy Panda · 10-01-2015 11:15am

I suppose that's another thing to tick off my list

EoghanIRL · 10-01-2015 11:23am

http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26772-female-ejaculation-comes-in-two-forms-scientists-find.html#.VLD89I0gGc1

Urine with PSA in some women according to this article .

The Wild Bunch · 10-01-2015 11:24am

Pissing and not even an orgasm

Pfffffffffft

Tatra · 10-01-2015 11:36am

Wibbs wrote: »

Yea pretty much my take too. Small amounts isn't pee, but if it's coming out in any sorta volume it is. It's pretty logical folks. I mean the male reproductive system most certainly ejaculates, it is biologically engineered to do so and even the most prodigious producer of such liquid is hitting 10 milliliters and the average is around half that, yet we're supposed to believe that the female reproductive system which for a start has no biological need to ejaculate is firing out ten times that and more and doing so repeatedly? Eh no. This isn't the first study on the matter to come(missus) to the same conclusion.

My missus has gushed half a liter and it certainly didn't smell like urine.

Wibbs · 10-01-2015 11:40am

Tatra wrote: »

My missus has gushed half a liter and it certainly didn't smell like urine.

Cool, but can you explain where half a liter of fluid is coming from? What biological mechanism is producing such volume and where is it stored? No way on earth are the skeins glands doing so. As I said women do produce fluid from those glands and through the vaginal walls and if arousal in intense enough those fluids can be expelled, but not nearly at the volumes you're noting. On the urine smell, don't wash the sheets for a week and get back to me.

dr.bollocko · 10-01-2015 12:41pm

Wibbs wrote: »

Cool, but can you explain where half a liter of fluid is coming from? What biological mechanism is producing such volume and where is it stored? No way on earth are the skeins glands doing so. As I said women do produce fluid from those glands and through the vaginal walls and if arousal in intense enough those fluids can be expelled, but not nearly at the volumes you're noting. On the urine smell, don't wash the sheets for a week and get back to me.

Maybe that's where she stores her lucozade.

looking_around · 10-01-2015 1:21pm

Tatra wrote: »

My missus has gushed half a liter and it certainly didn't smell like urine.

half a litre? really? 2 ordinary glasses full? And somehow thats not from the bladder?

There's clearly some differences to squirting and urine, the speed the bladder fills up is one. (and probably contributes to the lack of smell.)

I drink ALOT of water. Some days..if I've drank 3-4L that day, particularly if I drank alot & fast and with little food...my urine can be the same colour of water, and has no smell. Does that mean it's not pee? or simply that the body processed it quickly and didn't have time to leave it sit in the bladder or increase the chemical components. (darker urine has more urea and waste .)

EoghanIRL · 10-01-2015 2:29pm

looking_around wrote: »

half a litre? really? 2 ordinary glasses full? And somehow thats not from the bladder?

There's clearly some differences to squirting and urine, the speed the bladder fills up is one. (and probably contributes to the lack of smell.)

I drink ALOT of water. Some days..if I've drank 3-4L that day, particularly if I drank alot & fast and with little food...my urine can be the same colour of water, and has no smell. Does that mean it's not pee? or simply that the body processed it quickly and didn't have time to leave it sit in the bladder or increase the chemical components. (darker urine has more urea and waste .)

Anti diuretic hormone would just make your urine more dilute if you drink that much water , still urine though .

If you were peeing pure water then I reckon your plasma osmolarity would be in trouble .

looking_around · 10-01-2015 2:33pm

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Anti diuretic hormone would just make your urine more dilute if you drink that much water , still urine though .

If you were peeing pure water then I reckon your plasma osmolarity would be in trouble .

you might want to go back and read my post
I didnt say it was water............................... said it looked like water, to make the comparison for squirting

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