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Is female ejaculation real?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,547 ✭✭✭Foxhound38


    curlzy wrote: »
    Recent studies have found that it's piss. I don't know a single girl in real life that has experienced gushing/squirting. Had a long conversation about the phenomenon at a convention I was at, 60 women altogether were there. We were all of the opinion it's piss.

    Was it a water sports conventon?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    Its real, and bloody messy!:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,615 ✭✭✭Day Lewin


    It definitely is real, but apparently not common.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

    If you ask a woman who has had this experience, she is likely to say that
    a. she was very, very turned on at the time and
    b. the liquid produced is small in quantity, clear or slightly cloudy, and has no smell, appearance, or taste of urine
    and if it "soaked the bed", then it was pee: female genitalia do not excrete anything but urine in that kind of gallonage!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    Its real, and bloody messy!:D

    Nothing a good mattress cover and lots of clean towels can't handle. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,326 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Nwm2 wrote: »
    Basically, women seem to be walking balloons of urine, waiting to be burst with a joke/shock/orgasm.

    I read that as 'walking Baboons of urine', :D.


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭Privileged White Male


    old hippy wrote: »
    This thread is another good reason for sex education at a primary level. So you'll grow up understanding and not fearing the female body.

    Learned all needed from porn. No fear of the female body for me!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    Learned all needed from porn. No fear of the female body for me!

    Have you seen 'Teeth'?


  • Registered Users Posts: 769 ✭✭✭dan185


    CatLou wrote: »
    Yes, it's real. Source: I'm a girl and it happened to me twice.

    I'm surprised you guys aren't discussing if the female orgasm is real too :D

    Who cares?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    So it turned out unbeknownst to both me and my ex-gf that she could do it. 1st time I ever went down on a girl, I felt chuffed with myself :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Buzz Killington the third


    So it turned out unbeknownst to both me and my ex-gf that she could do it. 1st time I ever went down on a girl, I felt chuffed with myself :p



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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    katemarch wrote: »
    It definitely is real, but apparently not common.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_ejaculation

    and if it "soaked the bed", then it was pee: female genitalia do not excrete anything but urine in that kind of gallonage!!

    Exactly, where do they store all the liquid of that amount that's not piss. Unless they have a second secret "bladder" for thousands of years gone un-noticed by doctors.


  • Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    Foxhound38 wrote: »
    Not that he was complaining mind, but I'm skeptical AH. Call me naive but female ejaculation a real thing or is it just a porn thing and what really happened in my mates case is that she pissed herself mid-sex?

    Well you see when a mammy and a daddy love each other very much..


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    So it turned out unbeknownst to both me and my ex-gf that she could do it. 1st time I ever went down on a girl, I felt chuffed with myself :p

    I nearly drowned my ex-bf at one time. In retrospect, I probably should have. ;D


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 58 ✭✭Privileged White Male


    So it turned out unbeknownst to both me and my ex-gf that she could do it. 1st time I ever went down on a girl, I felt chuffed with myself :p

    Lol it's supposed to be the guy who comes on the girl's face.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,934 ✭✭✭Renegade Mechanic


    I nearly drowned my ex-bf at one time. In retrospect, I probably should have. ;D


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,174 ✭✭✭✭Captain Chaos


    Lol it's supposed to be the guy who comes on the girl's face.

    Not if she happens to be sitting on your face at the time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 543 ✭✭✭Shady Tady


    I wonder if anyone has ever drowned from this?


  • Registered Users Posts: 627 ✭✭✭House of Blaze


    This thread brings a whole new meaning to the the term waterboarding..


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,891 ✭✭✭iamanengine


    Lol it's supposed to be the guy who comes on the girl's face.

    Well it works on a you give a little you get a little basis :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    The only way to find out is through science. I will begin testing but I need female volunteers.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 ✭✭✭Alf. A. Male


    As a female, I can confirm this. :D

    It's not urine.
    CatLou wrote: »
    Yes, it's real. Source: I'm a girl and it happened to me twice.

    I'm surprised you guys aren't discussing if the female orgasm is real too :D


    G'wan lads, 'fess up, you immediately checked the profiles and/or added your own PMs to the feeding frenzy, didn't you?


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,404 ✭✭✭corkgsxr


    CatLou wrote: »
    Yes, it's real. Source: I'm a girl and it happened to me twice.

    I'm surprised you guys aren't discussing if the female orgasm is real too :D

    Em I think thats been scientific (in the pub) proved to be a total myth


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,129 ✭✭✭lau1247


    4 pages and no one says: video or GTFO? :pac:

    West Dublin, ☀️ 7.83kWp ⚡5.66 kWp South West, ⚡2.18 kWp North East



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    G'wan lads, 'fess up, you immediately checked the profiles and/or added your own PMs to the feeding frenzy, didn't you?

    I can honestly say that I have no pm's.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    If its piss, why doesn't it smell or taste like piss?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,263 ✭✭✭Gongoozler


    My boyfriend is convinced that I do, but I know it's only pee, because it only happens with one of my vibrators. Embarrassing when it happens.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,672 ✭✭✭flutered


    I hear they are attracted to bears having periods.

    never heard of bears having a visit from tom


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,055 ✭✭✭Red Nissan


    If the woman is hot and you [the man] does it right, she will.

    The vast majority of young women are jaded though and mostly too drunk, they hardly even know they are having sex and don't put in the effort to experience the situation to the full.

    Women generally don't cum easily, so it's a work of art for both when it does, size does not matter, that said all things being equal, the bigger the better, but bigger is a turn off for most women in the first instance, the woman needs to be hot and that can take a few hours work.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,028 ✭✭✭✭--LOS--


    Yes it's real :)


    It is very different than piss, love how everyone's such an expert though ¬_¬


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,459 ✭✭✭LizzieJones


    flutered wrote: »
    never heard of bears having a visit from tom

    A female one might. Just speculating.


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