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herisson

kfallon wrote: »

Pull down his pants in public!

He would do that back though

kfallon

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

He would do that back though

Erm, ehhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh, I got it, don't wear pants, that'll show him :P

herisson

kfallon wrote: »

Erm, ehhhhhh, oooooohhhhhh, I got it, don't wear pants, that'll show him :P

and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!

kfallon

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!

It's a good idea but it's no 'fanny fart in his tea' to be honest :pac:

1ZRed

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

and he hates fannies too...this could work :pac:

i might just serenade him either with a god awful song or a brilliant one sung very very badly!

Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:

kfallon

1ZRed wrote: »

Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:

No - you are a big fanny

herisson

kfallon wrote: »

It's a good idea but it's no 'fanny fart in his tea' to be honest :pac:

Like i havent tried that classy trick before :pac:

herisson

1ZRed wrote: »

Hates fannies as in he could be mates with me? :pac:

Yes

Mr Benevolent

That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

Gummy Panda

Confab wrote: »

That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

Maybe they like moobs or muscular pecs

herisson

Confab wrote: »

That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

Gay guys can like breasts. My friend loves them!

Ihatecuddles-old

Confab wrote: »

That's the one thing I don't understand about gay guys. How can they not like breasts? Even women like breasts.

I don't get it either. Boobs are the best.

Gummy Panda

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Gay guys can like breasts. My friend loves them!

So women let gay guy friends feel their boobs?

herisson

Gummy Panda wrote: »

So women let gay guy friends feel their boobs?

I dont let him, he catches me off guard in public and gropes me

Ihatecuddles-old

So...I went to get my hair cut but the lady said they can't take it until the colour grows out.

So I either grow it for another year and keep it long, or I cut it off anyway.

I'll grow it I think. Really disappointed now

No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages.

Gummy Panda

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

I dont let him, he catches me off guard in public and gropes me

Aww.. I was all prepared to go buy clothes in topman to trick women

herisson

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

So...I went to get my hair cut but the lady said they can't take it until the colour grows out.

So I either grow it for another year and keep it long, or I cut it off anyway.

I'll grow it I think. Really disappointed now

No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages.

Could you get it stripped out of your hair possibly? Or get colourb4 in boots? It does the same thing only not that harsh on your hair i dont think.

Gummy Panda wrote: »

Aww.. I was all prepared to go buy clothes in topman to trick women

Do it anyway and let us know if it works.

Gummy Panda

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

No more news. Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages.

Go back to the physio just this time when he leaves to let you put on your shorts get naked!

"I'm ready for my stretching"

Ihatecuddles-old

Pixie-Fairy wrote: »

Could you get it stripped out of your hair possibly? Or get colourb4 in boots? It does the same thing only not that harsh on your hair i dont think.

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I didn't ask, I'm the worst girl in the world. I know nothing about hair!! I'll ring my hairdresser tomorrow and ask her thanks

I get my hair cut once a year

Steve O

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

Sick of being single and I haven't had sex in ages.

Join the club, I could cut through dry wall.

Anyway my news

I had a very quiet last day at my current job, starting my new one tomorrow which I'm looking forward to

Have a date on Saturday which please be to Allah be the end of a very frustrating "slump".

herisson

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I didn't ask, I'm the worst girl in the world. I know nothing about hair!! I'll ring my hairdresser tomorrow and ask her thanks

I get my hair cut once a year

No probs and if it is really expensive or that, this is very good. Theres no amonia, peroxide or bleech in it. Its like €13 quid i think.

orestes

Ihatecuddles wrote: »

I get my hair cut once a year

Same here, and I'm a guy. I was only thinking the other day it's about time for my annual trim. Last couple of times I've just done it myself. Tie back pony-tail to roughly where you want it, wrap left hand around bobbin, pick up garden shears with right hand, face a mirror so you can pretend you know what you're doing, stick tongue out of the corner of your mouth and frown cos you're concentrating really hard - CHOP!

Ihatecuddles-old

orestes wrote: »

Same here, and I'm a guy. I was only thinking the other day it's about time for my annual trim. Last couple of times I've just done it myself. Tie back pony-tail to roughly where you want it, wrap left hand around bobbin, pick up garden shears with right hand, face a mirror so you can pretend you know what you're doing, stick tongue out of the corner of your mouth and frown cos you're concentrating really hard - CHOP!

We could cut each others hair?

KKkitty

Hi all Long time no post from me. I haven't been myself lately but today I went for a bit of walk just to collect my son from school and it went well. My wrist seems to be back to normal too. I have better movement in it and am back doing housework with both hands.

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Steve O

KKkitty wrote: »

My wrist seems to be back to normal too. I have better movement in it and am back doing housework with both hands.

Ah Jesus would the women stop with the innuendo, IM DYING HERE.

1ZRed

Who said I didn't like boobs? Ass is better hands down tho.

It's kind of the point if sexuality. You could play it the other way how straight lads can't admire the body of a fit masculine guy. Nothing compares to that

KKkitty

Steve O wrote: »

Ah Jesus would the women stop with the innuendo, IM DYING HERE.

What else can a woman do with both hands haha

Gummy Panda

1ZRed wrote: »

It's kind of the point if sexuality. You could play it the other way how straight lads can't admire the body of a fit masculine guy. Nothing compares to that

They can. Its called bodybuilding :pac:

Steve O

KKkitty wrote: »

What else can a woman do with both hands haha

Make a damn good sammich.

KKkitty

Steve O wrote: »

Make a damn good sammich.

Well what I had in mind did involve spreading alright. Nothing like a woman putting a bit of meat between baps hehe