I've just punched a child

anncoates

Spoof (n)

Nonsense; tomfoolery.

2. A hoax.
3. A gentle satirical imitation; a light parody.

tr.v. spoofed, spoof·ing, spoofs 1. To deceive.
2. To do a spoof of; satirize gently.

phasers

FearDark wrote: »

In my defence the dog was dyeing anyway.

You kicked a dog just because it fancied a new hair colour?

Noxin

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Well done sir

FearDark

phasers wrote: »

You kicked a dog just because it fancied a new hair colour?

rofllmaolololololol

good one

OldGoat

My daughter was a right cow to get out to school this morning. OP, if I PM you details will you punch her in the face for me?

Oh and my boss need a slap too.
Cheers.

nucker

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

He had a knife at that age? Sheesh.....

I think the law might allow self-defence, but lets not discuss legal matters, its not for forums to discuss legal matters

BillyMitchel

Put the ear phones back in, look for some Rocky music and dance around the office shadow boxing thinking you're the shìt, singing to yourself "you're the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down, your the best around".

If the boss says anything just chin the kant.

Cienciano

OP, did some auld wan shout "Ah here, leave it out" as you did it?

Big Nasty

I really hope someone caught this on video and it becomes the next youtube sensation.

OP did you call the boys in blue yet? Also watch yourself on the way home.

the_syco

phasers wrote: »

Monster!

OP, punch FearDark next

But how does one punch a badger?

Ush1

Well, he did have a knife, child or not.

gifted

As the little fu**er was on the ground you should have kicked him in the spine, keep kicking him until you hear it snap and then every time you see the little c**t in the wheelchair just smile at him...and then tell him he needs to work on his manners

littleredspot

He deserved it but I'd walk a different way to work for the next while and report it to the guards.
Friend of mine was mugged by 2 knife wielding cnuts at 9am on a Sunday morning on Clanbrassil st. recently. Always assumed they didn't get out of bed till lunchtime.

giant_midget

OU812 wrote: »

Heading into work, headphones on, head down. A kid about 10 or 12 stepped in front of me @ said something. Took off the headphones & he pulled a knife out & said "gimme yet f**ken' money & phone or F**ken' I'll stick ya".

I've never hit anyone before, don't know where it came from but I just lashed out, punched him straight in the face & he ended up on his back. I legged it & am sitting here, feeling like I'm gonna puke with a very sore hand & legs like jelly.

Nicely done..I logged in just to thank this post!!

dave1982

little bastard got what he deserved, hopefully he'll think twice before approaching someone again.

Sadly he'll probably move onto little old ladies next.

I'd report it aswell to be on the safe side, your life was threatened and you defended yourself and walked away from the situation.

You don't want the guards calling to your work looking for you.Someone who might not have seen the whole story probably just seen you punch a child.

pauldla

OP, maybe take a different route to and from work for a few days. Just in case. And, as others have said, it might be a good idea to report the incident to the guards.

anncoates

the_syco wrote: »

But how does one punch a badger?

You have to Set about it the right way.

spoofilyj

Fair play, you were threathened, your subconcious took over, saw the threat and responded.

have some sugary tea or coffee and a bite to eat and all will be well.

Once you have calmed down and are back to normal, give the Guards a call and give them a description, most likely you're not the first to be threathened by this little ****e!

BBDBB

I can see the Daily Mail headline tomorrow

"Knife wielding Midget Chef attacked by have a go hero"

Mr.Crinklewood

anncoates wrote: »

You have to Set about it the right way.

.. And make them shiver like jelly..

CruelCoin

Well done OP,

Hope you broke his nose/jaw.

Kulgan

BillyMitchel wrote: »

singing to yourself "you're the best around, nothing's ever gonna keep you down, your the best around".

If the boss says anything just chin the kant.

I think you can only sing that after crane kicking a little scummer!!!

Kenno90

Hopefully you made him realise that he's not indestructible and that he should drop the knife and pick up a pen

Cienciano

MCMLXXV wrote: »

I really hope someone caught this on video and it becomes the next youtube sensation.

We'll find out the OP exaggerated. The child was actually a girl, 7 years old, didn't have a knife, and the op took their phone

Remmy

You did well op. Two guys tried to mug me with a knife once. They weren't very competent so I procedeed to just walk away after knife guy made the threat but tbh all I was fit to do was walk away, such a shock to the system that it was.

MaxSteele

Ah this is just a brilliant thread altogether.

Not an ounce of sympathy for the little puke.

Local-womanizer

My cousin and his wife and new born child were the victim of attempted mugging at knife point one time. My cousin would be a big fella but very easy going.

He managed to wrestle the knife off the fella and told him to feck off. Only after did he realise it probably would have been better to comply rather than take the risk.

Just goes to show scumbags will try and rob anybody.

Well done op, should have punched the little knacker again for good measure!

dave1982

Ballsy little ****er though

Local-womanizer

dave1982 wrote: »

Ballsy little ****er though

What, pulling a knife on an unsuspecting member of the public?

Yea real ballsy alright....

Skyflyer1234

Op should report tonight if the scumbag got his cousins waiting for him and you should take a different route to work for the next few days i reckon like everyone else said.