Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

branie2 · 04-09-2016 7:00pm

Bienvenue en Francais 2 - the picture of a girl in a bikini and headphones

Mister Vain · 04-09-2016 7:37pm

Max Power was the dogs bollocks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MWOXqvUScP4

Padre101 · 05-09-2016 2:26pm

Shower scene in Porky's, anyone?
The guys found a way of spying on the girls' showers. An abundance of muff! As one guy said: "You could knit a sweater!

Annoyingly, they kept cutting to Pee Wee who was missing the show as all he could see through his peep hole was a fat girl's arse.

syklops · 05-09-2016 2:51pm

branie2 wrote: »

Bienvenue en Francais 2 - the picture of a girl in a bikini and headphones

Its embarassing that I remember that girl in that book.

Eggonyerface · 05-09-2016 4:51pm

branie2 wrote: »

Bienvenue en Francais 2 - the picture of a girl in a bikini and headphones

YES!!! That brings back some memories. And the bare breasts in one of the beach pictures

branie2 · 05-09-2016 10:41pm

I'd love to see the picture again

fleet_admiral · 05-09-2016 10:44pm

Channel 4, the red triangle

MonsterCookie · 05-09-2016 11:37pm

don't tell anyone...but...

Eileen

Dunne

RTE news

(in the mid-eighties that is)

:o:o

midlandsmissus · 06-09-2016 12:07pm

I object to a thread that has the comments: 'That was before I discovered pussy', and
'There was an abundance of muff'.

Keep it classy guys.

Mister Vain · 06-09-2016 5:38pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I object to a thread that has the comments: 'That was before I discovered pussy', and
'There was an abundance of muff'.

Keep it classy guys.

Ehh you could just... not post in it. What did you expect when you saw the title?

Galwayguy35 · 06-09-2016 6:13pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

I object to a thread that has the comments: 'That was before I discovered pussy', and
'There was an abundance of muff'.

Keep it classy guys.

So I suppose you've never heard women call a penis a dick or a cock...

Talk about getting worked up about nothing.

midlandsmissus · 07-09-2016 12:44pm

Mister Vain wrote: »

Ehh you could just... not post in it. What did you expect when you saw the title?

Ehh...I could just report the thread. Which I did.

Bro Club. AH for the bros.

'Why don't men ever do anything when women are being reduced to body parts?' 'Because it feels really good to be in the in club - that's why'.

It reminds me of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/opinion/sunday/how-wall-street-bro-talk-keeps-women-down.html?_r=0

Winterlong · 07-09-2016 12:48pm

As if this thread was not strange enough....

Timberrrrrrrr · 07-09-2016 12:48pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Ehh...I could just report the thread. Which I did.

Bro Club. AH for the bros.

'Why don't men ever do anything when women are being reduced to body parts?' 'Because it feels really good to be in the in club - that's why'.

It reminds me of this: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/10/opinion/sunday/how-wall-street-bro-talk-keeps-women-down.html?_r=0

:rolleyes:

midlandsmissus · 07-09-2016 12:51pm

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

:rolleyes:

Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

Why would you give it up?

Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!

07-09-2016 12:56pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

Why would you give it up?

Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!

Men can be sexually assaulted too.

kjl · 07-09-2016 12:56pm

My mum had this magazine and it has a picture of a model taking from the side and you could see a nipple.

I think I masterbated to that about 200 times.

If only a nipple could get me off today.

Timberrrrrrrr · 07-09-2016 1:02pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Timberrrrrrrr I could say the same to you 'Why don't men say anything? Because it feels really good to be in the in club, that's why'.

Why would you give it up?

Why would you see that this could possibly upset people?

Why would you see that women are being harassed and sexually assaulted, and this starts due to society reducing them to body parts at a young age?

Why would you see it? It doesn't happen to you, so lets continue!

You should subscribe

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midlandsmissus · 07-09-2016 1:02pm

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

You should subscribe

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Maybe you should.

Timberrrrrrrr · 07-09-2016 1:04pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Maybe you should.

No

Because I understand that sometimes jokes are just that

Your outrage is outrageous

midlandsmissus · 07-09-2016 1:09pm

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

No

Because I understand that sometimes jokes are just that

Your outrage is outrageous

Is it a joke when it is 90% one gender disparaging the other,

Grow up would you.

Why is this allowed on here?

There was a thread not along ago I remember, with women complaining about sexist threads let stand on AH. Who is moderating this forum?

Peregrine · 07-09-2016 1:13pm

midlandsmissus, you've reported the thread and I replied to you. Please don't drag the thread off-topic just because you don't like its topic. If you don't like it, don't post in it.

If you de-rail this thread further, you will face sanctions.

Mod

Timberrrrrrrr · 07-09-2016 1:15pm

Anyway

Sam Fox and Linda Lussardi

Got me through many a lonely teenage night

When all else failed the bikini/underwear section of the little woods catalogue always worked as well.

J Mysterio · 07-09-2016 1:16pm

I remember my friend kept a scrap book where he glued in page 3 girls he had cut out of the papers :pac:

He kept it in a biscuit tin in the garden :pac:

somesoldiers · 07-09-2016 1:17pm

Timberrrrrrrr wrote: »

Anyway

Sam Fox and Linda Lussardi

Got me through many a lonely teenage night

When all else failed the bikini/underwear section of the little woods catalogue always worked as well.

My bachelor uncle had air freshners in his car with Sam & Linda topless on 30 years ago. I used to look forward to his visits for that reason. I keep joking with the wife that I will get some for my car....some day

razorblunt · 07-09-2016 1:21pm

branie2 wrote: »

Bienvenue en Francais 2 - the picture of a girl in a bikini and headphones

Wow that is a blast from the past!
You're not wrong.

midlandsmissus · 07-09-2016 1:30pm

Peregrine, you replied to me to say that what I was saying was a load of nonsense.

You didn't investigate or review the thread at all, you straight away replied to me and said that what I was saying was a load of rubbish.

That's sexism and bias again there.

Ban me from this forum, because the level of sexism, as has been reported by women on AH before, is dangerously high.

And I am putting a big case against you for replying to me that what I was saying was nonsense without investigating it.

A woman is upset or has an opinion? Who cares! Lots of fun for the bros and lads.

Shame on you AH, you disgust me.

Penn · 07-09-2016 1:33pm

midlandsmissus wrote: »

Peregrine, you replied to me to say that what I was saying was a load of nonsense.

You didn't investigate or review the thread at all, you straight away replied to me and said that what I was saying was a load of rubbish.

That's sexism and bias again there.

Disagreeing with a woman is sexism?

Man I have a lot of apology texts to send out...

J Mysterio · 07-09-2016 1:34pm

I'm outraged

kfallon · 07-09-2016 1:36pm

This is putting me off my fap

:pac:

Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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