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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #512
    philstar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,986 ✭✭✭philstar


    who remembers the Bravo channel that would come on late at night after eurosport ;)


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    #513
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,057 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    My neighbor.


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    #514
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    My neighbor.

    Pics or GTFO


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    #515
    philstar
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    anyone go blind from it ???


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    #516
    GAAman
    Registered Users Posts: 3,370 ✭✭✭GAAman


    philstar wrote: »
    anyone go blind from it ???

    Who said that?!!


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    #517
    storker
    Registered Users Posts: 5,654 ✭✭✭storker


    branie2 wrote: »
    Le déjeuner sur l'herbe (Luncheon on the Grass)- a 19th century French painting by Edouard Manet.

    Culture vulture. ;)


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    #518
    crybaby
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    Picture of Jordan cut out from a newspaper that I used to keep under my mattress :o


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    #519
    lightspeed
    Registered Users Posts: 1,265 ✭✭✭lightspeed


    Sex and the city. I still remember recording scenes with the horny milf one who i think was Samantha and rewinding back several times on the vhs.

    Truly, the time of dinosaurs in comparison to today.


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    #520
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,057 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO

    Ahh we had no digital cameras in those days. She had a fine pair of boobs which used to hang out when she was bending over to pick up turf in the garden.
    philstar wrote: »
    anyone go blind from it ???

    My priest used to say if you **** it will stunt your growth and you'll go blind. I said I'm over here you short fúcker.


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    #521
    holy guacamole
    Registered Users Posts: 348 ✭✭holy guacamole


    Having run out of visual aids I resorted to using the moans of pleasure in the Guns 'n Roses song Rocket Queen as a 'stimulant'.

    Probably explains why I get a semi any time I see Axl on TV these days (I hope it does anyway).



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    #522
    branie2
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    Mister Vain wrote: »
    My neighbor.

    Ever see her in a bikini?


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    #523
    KotE_made_me
    Registered Users Posts: 751 ✭✭✭KotE_made_me


    That girl on girl kiss in Cruel Intentions. Actually most of that movie.


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    #524
    hefferboi
    Registered Users Posts: 3,379 ✭✭✭hefferboi


    PhoneErotica


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    #525
    hatrickpatrick
    Registered Users Posts: 17,797 ✭✭✭✭hatrickpatrick


    Kate Winslet's boobies in the Titanic drawing scene :D


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    #526
    ShooterSF
    Registered Users Posts: 8,824 ✭✭✭ShooterSF


    Think most of it is listed at this point. I did have and actually still do have a VHS porno in my safe (I was a teenager in need of privacy) that is probably fairly worn out. I will say VCRs back in the day ejected very slowly especially if a car pulled up in the driveway.


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    #527
    Fred Swanson
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    #528
    oleras
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    Fred Swanson wrote: »
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    Your own family album ? :eek:

    May take that bit longer but i see where you are heading...


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    #529
    Kerrydude1981
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    philstar wrote: »
    who remembers the Bravo channel that would come on late at night after eurosport ;)

    Ah yes Bravo,they used show a film with a young Pamela Anderson in it.


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    #530
    branie2
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    Fred Swanson wrote: »
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    How about the swimwear section?


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    Fred Swanson
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    #532
    Pac1Man
    Registered Users Posts: 4,394 ✭✭✭Pac1Man


    An insert from one of The Corrs' albums.

    It was a picture of just the girls. Jim used to put me off. G'way Jim!:mad:


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    #533
    The Sidewards Man
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    The weather girls.


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    #534
    Hugo Stiglitz
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    Pornographic playing cards from Spain.


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    #535
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The bikini models in the ads for tanning beds


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    #536
    Hugo Stiglitz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,891 ✭✭✭✭Hugo Stiglitz


    Anyone remember the late night ads on the German channel? It would have really pathetic to have videotaped them for viewing on demand, wouldn't it?


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    #537
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Marie Curie undressing in Young Einstein


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    #538
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    And it was a PG rated movie


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    #539
    Grayson
    Registered Users Posts: 16,185 ✭✭✭✭Grayson


    branie2 wrote: »
    Marie Curie undressing in Young Einstein

    That was hot :)


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    #540
    m5ex9oqjawdg2i
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    Immaculate Pasta wrote: »
    Back then you had to use your imagination. It was often a girl I knew who I'd taken a fancy to but frequently it was film or TV scenes. Kelly Kapowski was a favourite of mine.

    This scene off Cruel Intentions though always stuck in my mind. It still gets me now.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRtYjmH66fM


    :cool:

    You kids all have it easy with internet porn. Back then you had to work for your **** :mad:

    Brb...


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    #541
    Atoms for Peace
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭Atoms for Peace


    Sirens was a film full of tits and i'm not talking about Hugh Grant.


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