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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #452
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Guns n Roses video to Paradise City, freeze frame at the big where there was a topless chick in the crowd
    My uncle had page 3 air freshners in his car, always good for a giggle


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    #453
    Sergei Malatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Sergei Malatov


    The scene in Titanic where Kate Winslet gets her baps out. And the Wrestlemania 2000 main event with Stephanie McMahon ringside. I had them on VHS.

    Used to go over to my Granny's house and get my **** on.


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    #454
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Appetite For Destruction


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    #455
    Mantis Toboggan
    Registered Users Posts: 17,873 ✭✭✭✭Mantis Toboggan


    Biddy from Glenroe

    Free Palestine 🇵🇸



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    #456
    Vomit
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭Vomit


    I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...


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    #457
    Sergei Malatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Sergei Malatov


    Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

    Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

    A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

    Not his saggy ass though.


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    #458
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Sergei Malatov wrote: »
    Michael Douglas had some run of starring in sleazy movies back then.

    Disclosure, Fatal Attraction, Basic Instinct.... anything else?

    A Michael Douglas movie always made for good wanky wanky.

    Not his saggy ass though.

    Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you


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    #459
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Sergei Malatov wrote: »
    Picture of Amanda Brunker in a swimsuit in The Sunday World.
    It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!


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    #460
    timthumbni
    Registered Users Posts: 4,845 ✭✭✭timthumbni


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Yeah Michael would be a bit old for you

    Quite a bit older I would think.....


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    #461
    Sergei Malatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Sergei Malatov


    timthumbni wrote: »
    Quite a bit older I would think.....

    How many random comments about me on different threads is that now, 4?

    I have a stalker! Cute!


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    #462
    Sergei Malatov
    Closed Accounts Posts: 174 ✭✭Sergei Malatov


    blueser wrote: »
    It must have been in broadsheet format back then, I presume? She's a strapping lass!

    Might have been black and white still at that stage.


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    #463
    blueser
    Registered Users Posts: 10,694 ✭✭✭✭blueser


    Vomit wrote: »
    I think a VHS recording of Basic Instinct taken from the telly. I swear, if anyone found the tape and watched it, they'd find the picture quality a bit 'worn out' during certain scenes...
    Those velvet curtains, yeah?


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    #464
    paleoperson
    Registered Users Posts: 3,522 ✭✭✭paleoperson


    Dennis Reynolds wrote: »
    Biddy from Glenroe

    Hahahaha!!!!! :pac:

    This Austrian girl in the paper that was found dead from accidental strangulation.

    ....what, she was really cute and alive in the picture......


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    #465
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I think to a holiday brochure for France


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    #466
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Linda - Bond girl in a bikini in the pre-credit sequence of The Living Daylights


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    #467
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^

    the bored italian chick ??


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    #468
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    That's the one. She found a real man in Bond


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    #469
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    Kays catalogue (which in one edition, had a picture similar to one in the 1993 Family album spring/summer catalogue)

    And it was a bikini picture as well


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    #470
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Percy Payne's mother in one Dandy annual - how lame is that?


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    #471
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Strippers in TV shows


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    #472
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    What was that music video of that girl band, the pussycat dolls? Can't remember the song, but I remember I taped it on VHS to endlessly repeat :pac:


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    #473
    somesoldiers
    Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Guns 'n' Roses Paradise City video, girl in crowd with baps out


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    #474
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    One scene in an episode of Baywatch


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    #475
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,057 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Nina in Tekken. Pause at 0:47. :D

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJDN7JxWO90


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    #476
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The page 5 girl in Weekly World News


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    #477
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Once to babes on a video box.


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    #478
    HalloweenJack
    Registered Users Posts: 7,128 ✭✭✭HalloweenJack


    On one version of the Smackdown video game, you could unlock loading screens of scandily clad girls for about ten seconds and also have bra and panties matches, where the idea was to get your opponent down to her bra and panties.

    In fairness, I was a horny teen, about 14 or 15, but looking back now the people who made that game must be REALLY messed up.


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    #479
    DanielODonnell
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 652 ✭✭✭DanielODonnell


    I don't like the word fapped as it is an example of American imperialism.

    I first saw internet pornography in 2004 aged 12, it was just thumbnail photos. I started big into the masturbation in 2005 and 2006 mostly to my older brothers adult magazines and the website UK soccer babes. I don't recall sites like pornhub getting big until late 2000's.

    The teens of mid 1990s were probably the last who didn't experience internet pornography but I am sure they made up for it a few years later.


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    #480
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Missed this thread.


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    #481
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    A short from one episode of filminuto, the adult cartoon series. In this particular scene, a man had bought a radio, and he was listening to various pieces of music, when changing stations, and he would imagine different things with the music.
    The last piece of music was a bit erotic, and he imagined a girl stripping to her bikini. He was really excited until his wife switched off the radio, and nagged him, just as things got really interesting.


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