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Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

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    #602
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^

    liar, no one is in the "mood" on a monday morning


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    #603
    Calibos
    Registered Users Posts: 7,806 ✭✭✭Calibos


    When you think about it, this question makes no sense to anyone under the age of about 26 amazingly enough.

    ie. assuming the average age fapping commences is 10-12 and the internet really started to see mass adoption 2000->

    So someone born in '88-'90 will likely have had access to internet porn when they started fapping.

    Just think about that. 26 year olds have never lived in a non internet porn world!!

    God I feel so old!!

    ...I think I've put too much thought into this :D


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    #604
    Xcom2
    Registered Users Posts: 520 ✭✭✭Xcom2


    I saved up for months to buy a d2mac decoder to plug into my grundig satellite box so I could tune in to tv1000 and filmnet. Every wed and sat night I had access to hardcore porn (my vcr never recovered).

    The golden age, when boobs were floppy and bushes were um bushier!

    :-)


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    #605
    BeardySi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭BeardySi


    Ralf and Florian wrote: »
    Judge Anderson and Durham Red from 2000AD.

    Gotta be Judge DeMarco


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    #606
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    The Page 5 girls in Weekly World News


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    #607
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    branie2 wrote: »
    The Page 5 girls in Weekly World News

    I've posted this before


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    #608
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,467 ✭✭✭valoren


    I recall rubbing one out to this during Wimbledon in the mid 90's.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LWj1Yv3MM0


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    #609
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Jenny Agutter in Walkabout


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    #610
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    branie2 wrote: »
    Jenny Agutter in Walkabout

    Neither lame nor embarrassing* :D

    * runs to toilet straight away


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    #611
    fryup
    Registered Users Posts: 18,067 ✭✭✭✭fryup


    Jenny Agutter in American Werewolf in London


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    #612
    Ferrari3600
    Closed Accounts Posts: 617 ✭✭✭Ferrari3600


    Wendy James from Transvision Vamp
    Patsy Kensit


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    #613
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,055 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Nina Williams from Tekken.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZ0lQFEBPE


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    #614
    J Mysterio
    Registered Users Posts: 11,035 ✭✭✭✭J Mysterio


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Nina Williams from Tekken.

    :pac: yeah, i'm pretty sure that happened


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    #615
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,081 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Lipstick on your collar, on channel 4.


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    #616
    AnthonyCny
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭AnthonyCny


    Yellow pages.... Plastic surgery section....they had pictures of boob's.

    The yellow pages....jaysus


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    #617
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Bra ads in magazines


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    #618
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    Neither lame nor embarrassing* :D

    * runs to toilet straight away

    She was pulling on her panties


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    #619
    funtime93
    Closed Accounts Posts: 958 ✭✭✭funtime93


    Mile High on sky1


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    #620
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Mister Vain wrote: »
    Nina Williams from Tekken.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QZ0lQFEBPE

    She had a sister called Anna, if you completed the game with her there was a bonus cgi video of her in the shower, also I remember a video of either Anna or Nina and a glimpse of cgi stocking


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    #621
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Before the t'interweb I used:

    Lingerie section of family album
    Carol Voderman on the 5am repeat of Countdown
    Glenda Gilsen in the Sunday Indo


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    #622
    Stoogie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 641 ✭✭✭Stoogie


    Hedge porn
    I didn't know how they got there but there were porn mags in hedges in suburban Dublin in the 80's so I'd go around looking and you could find great stuff
    I found this years later https://www.google.ie/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php%3Fterm%3Dhedge%20porn%26amp%3Dtrue?client=safari


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    #623
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    Lads, I'm probably too young to remember this, but what is Family Album


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    #624
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Lads, I'm probably too young to remember this, but what is Family Album

    Mail Order Magazine, think argos plus clothing. Post off the form for what you want and they returned the items by post.
    The lingerie was unreal haha
    What age are you?


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    #625
    Shannon757
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,847 ✭✭✭✭Shannon757


    parishsavings wrote: »
    Mail Order Magazine, think argos plus clothing. Post off the form for what you want and they returned the items by post.
    The lingerie was unreal haha
    What age are you?

    Ah right. Mail order huh, I don't think I've ever mail ordered something. I'm 16


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    #626
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Shannon757 wrote: »
    Ah right. Mail order huh, I don't think I've ever mail ordered something. I'm 16

    Ah yeah it would be before your time. You have it easy now with online!

    The ebay of its day.
    Kays catalogue was another one.


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    #627
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    J Mysterio wrote: »
    Wtf!

    Read back through the thread, it is quite common!


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    #628
    DrPhilG
    Registered Users Posts: 12,261 ✭✭✭✭DrPhilG


    Rod Munch wrote: »
    There was one in particular who had one perfect good sized tit but the other looked like a kipper.

    First play to whoever bumped this thread. I've been reading through and nearly keeled over laughing at this post.


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    #629
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,299 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    parishsavings wrote: »
    Ah yeah it would be before your time. You have it easy now with online!

    The ebay of its day.
    Kays catalogue was another one.

    You can look at mail order catalogues on Ebay

    no Irish catalogues, though :-(


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    #630
    parishsavings
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭parishsavings


    Dancing with the Stars on RTE now. I'll be lashing one out to Teresa Mannion the fox


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    #631
    Rumpy Pumpy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,048 ✭✭✭Rumpy Pumpy


    Reading the Star as a 14 year old. It said Gillian Anderson was going to star in a movie with nude scenes. Developed a boner you could hang the wet duffel coats of a trad band off.

    All lies. Tabloids.


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