Lame or embarrassing things you fapped to before you had internet porn

Fox_In_Socks

Yurt! wrote: »

Got full value out of them then started a cottage smut peddling business renting them to lads in school.

Renting them?

Kind of like a paper pimp, then?:pac: I hope they were "clean"

efb

When I was 13 a jocks wrapper (the paper bit with the well hung model on it) gave me the horn. Wet dreams are made of these...

JupiterKid

efb wrote: »

When I was 13 a jocks wrapper (the paper bit with the well hung model on it) gave me the horn. Wet dreams are made of these...

Yep. The French brand Hom had a seriously smoking hot dude on its jocks packets.

Calibos

Not fair. Us straights can't study the models on knickers packets in the ladies lingerie departments without looking like pervs. You lads, "Yeah, I'm just checking they're the right size"

the_monkey

syklops wrote: »

How is that a lame thing to fap to?

Ah ****e , should have read the thread title properly
Ok it was lame that I had to buy it at all with a copy of the evening herald to mask it xd ..

efb

Calibos wrote: »

Not fair. Us straights can't study the models on knickers packets in the ladies lingerie departments without looking like pervs. You lads, "Yeah, I'm just checking they're the right size"

Will they go over me massive horn? Lol

syklops

the_monkey wrote: »

Ok it was lame that I had to buy it at all with a copy of the evening herald to mask it xd ..

Buying the herald to mask your porn? Now thats lame.

branie2

I'm looking forward to the day when Brand New Retro will upload images from the Family Album

Mister Vain

I used to get the Max Power magazines with the dirty young wans in it. Of course I pretended I was only interested in the cars. The Max Power era was great. Girls used to get their boobs out for no reason.

frostyjacks

Neither lame nor embarrassing at the time, but looks pretty mild now...when Erika Elaniak burst out of the birthday cake in Under Siege. Very happy memories of watching that scene. If I was Casey Ryback I would have just locked the two of us in the brig, let the terrorists go about their business. Everyone's a winner!

wp_rathead

Used Record "Top 30 Hits"
You'd get 30 Second clips of videos like "Mamba No. 5" and "Thong Song" - kept me going when ever I'd free house

Jaysus dark times

weetabix12345

Anne Doyle RTE news

holystungun9

The album cover for Power by Ice T. It was a cassette :-(

branie2

The 1978 version of Invasion of the Body Snatchers

Agricola

When an older friend of mine went on his first lad's holiday, he brought me back a souvenir keyring with tiny photos of an orgy on a boat. God bless that aul keyring, t'was a kingly gift for a 15 year old in pre-internet Ireland!

Sheep Lover

As a youngster any sort of stimulation would have me pitching my jocks like a 6 man tent. An untidy ham sandwhich where the meat hung over the pieces of bread and resembled a vagina was enough some days.

branie2

Nicolette Sheridan in Somebody's Daughter

branie2

Princess Leia in Return of the Jedi

branie2

branie2 wrote: »

I first started fapping after seeing swimwear in the fashion section in an edition of the RTE guide 21 years ago.

Actually, make that 22 years ago:o

Sergei Malatov

Picture of Amanda Brunker in a swimsuit in The Sunday World.

Sergei Malatov

I used to cut pictures of attractive women out of magazines and newspapers for my stash.

I put all of them in my gay neighbor's postbox when I got tired of them.

speedboatchase

Lingerie section of a Family Album catalogue. Good times.

Mister Vain

Sergei Malatov wrote: »

I used to cut pictures of attractive women out of magazines and newspapers for my stash.

I put all of them in my gay neighbor's postbox when I got tired of them.

I used to do the same thing except I put them in my friends trouser pockets while they were hanging on his washing line. Then his mother would collect the clothes and find them and give him a bollocking.

Sergei Malatov

If I was a few years older the cover of Golden Axe would have been prime fapping material.

branie2

I was mostly into the swimwear section of Family Album

fryup

Sheep Lover wrote: »

As a youngster any sort of stimulation would have me pitching my jocks like a 6 man tent. An untidy ham sandwhich where the meat hung over the pieces of bread and resembled a vagina was enough some days.

a picnic with you must have been risky

branie2

This is really lame - when women put their bras or bikini tops (on tv, of course)

timthumbni

Kay's catologue. Lingerie section. Pure unadulterated dirty filth.

I nearly went full Stevie Wonder over those blinking things. ;-)

branie2

Mini catalogues that came free in the RTE guide

branie2

Oxendales once or twice