So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

kerry4sam

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

He's offline, dammit, we lost the link! Get a Guard over there. Or a reserve Guard. Or a reserve Gard moderator! Go! Go! Go!

I'd need more info like an address for starters

Duggy747

Still alive

Sorry all, I was watching those An Idiot Abroad since somebody mentioned it here and I never watched them fully before.

Looks like he decided to take it easy tonight and no mischief outta him. He's still due to leave tomorrow though he won't go to easy.

He said to the landlord that he'd need to stay for a few days to find a gaff............despite him having a month's notice..............and the landlord continously asking him did he find a place. (He said to another housemate that he had no intentions of leaving so shall be funny to see him leave )

kerry4sam

It reminds me of this: HE'S ALIVE!!! HE IS ALIVE!!!!! Hey Duggy, Happy Birthday!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpKdXS_1XlI

flyton5

So here's what you do. He passes out and drops the knife, you take the knife and his mobile. Ring for an ambulance from his mobile, place the knife in his left hand and use it to cut lengthways down his right arm/wrist. Hold the part you're cutting away from yourself because the blood will spray. Afterwards change the hand the knife is in and repeat. Then make yourself a nice cup of tea and wait for the whole thing to blow over.

Temptamperu

:eek: jesus flyton.

castie

Im now for sure asking any perspective housemates if they post on AH....

sparrowcar

National geographic channel should so a "seconds to disaster" episode on this sh1t...gripping.

Rackstar

What a thread!! Good luck Duggy and happy birthday.

Hopefully you get rid of him today!!

Lets hope you don't ever have a sequel to this thread :eek::eek::eek:

BBDBB

Coming to a Cinema near you.......

HOUSEMATE II - He wants his old room back, He's back, and this time with a machete:cool:

Cianos

Duggy747 wrote: »

Still alive

Sorry all, I was watching those An Idiot Abroad since somebody mentioned it here and I never watched them fully before.

Looks like he decided to take it easy tonight and no mischief outta him. He's still due to leave tomorrow though he won't go to easy.

He said to the landlord that he'd need to stay for a few days to find a gaff............despite him having a month's notice..............and the landlord continously asking him did he find a place. (He said to another housemate that he had no intentions of leaving so shall be funny to see him leave )

There could be more drama to come yet so. He's probably done nothing to find a new gaf and thinks it'll all just blow over if he behaves himself.

Yawns

Cianos wrote: »

There could be more drama to come yet so. He's probably done nothing to find a new gaf and thinks it'll all just blow over if he behaves himself.

Oh god I hope so, otherwise we'll be waiting a while for a new overnight legend

DipStick McSwindler

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IvyTheTerrible

A body was just found in an apartment in Limerick...where is Duggy based?? :eek:

jonsnow

Duggy747 wrote: »

Still alive

Sorry all, I was watching those An Idiot Abroad since somebody mentioned it here and I never watched them fully before.

Looks like he decided to take it easy tonight and no mischief outta him. He's still due to leave tomorrow though he won't go to easy.

He said to the landlord that he'd need to stay for a few days to find a gaff............despite him having a month's notice..............and the landlord continously asking him did he find a place. (He said to another housemate that he had no intentions of leaving so shall be funny to see him leave )

If he has no intention of leaving its going to be very difficult to remove him legally.The law is stacked against the landlord.

jackie1974

Happy Birthday Duggy

lyno9235

Good luck today Duggy in the eviction!

lyno9235

And Happy Birthday!!!

bullpost

Happy Birthday - heres something to cheer you up:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM

Gummy Panda

If he won't leave, you know what you need to do

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1OZS6wem7OQ

TheRealSquishy

Congrats on making it to your birthday Duggy


Fingers crossed for you today dude, hopefully all goes well!


But I've just had my black dress drycleaned...just in case...

Raiser

TLDR

OP still with us?

tightropetom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ka-x_1Dqj2g

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Raiser wrote: »

TLDR

OP still with us?

Yes, but than so is the flatmate, giving more credit to my schitzophrenia theory.

jokettle

Ikky Poo2 wrote: »

Yes, but than so is the flatmate, giving more credit to my schitzophrenia theory.

Schizophrenia is not the same as DID, or multiple personality disorder.

That mistake really bugs me. I'm easily annoyed....

JazzyJ

I can definitely see him saying he's not leaving. Then Duggy and landlord are going to be in a right pickle! This will be when the real fun starts.

Savage Tyrant

There was a poster called Duggy Seven Four Seven,
Whose housemate wanted to smash his fukin head in,
They couldn't evict 'im,
Before he fell victim,
Now he's spending his birthday in heaven.

RachaelVO

Big day for your OP, your birth and death day.

Good luck with it all!

Promise, we won't forget the donuts at the wake

TheRealSquishy

Savage Tyrant wrote: »

There was a poster called Duggy Seven Four Seven,
Whose housemate wanted to smash his fukin head in,
They couldn't evict 'im,
Before he fell victim,
Now he's spending his birthday in heaven.

Can this PLEASE be on his headstone!

Or we could ice it onto the doughnuts!

Genius!

s_carnage

Just signed up to follow the thread. Cancelled all tonight's plans, this is going to be epic!!!

I can see it now, Duggy stabbed on his birthday



Hopefully not of course

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

jokettle wrote: »

Schizophrenia is not the same as DID, or multiple personality disorder.

That mistake really bugs me. I'm easily annoyed....

Apologies, stand corected, take post as is, not seriously (but couldn't the flatmate simply be the voice in this head...?)

[Creepy bald 9-year-old kid with English accent]

Only try to realise the truth... there IS no flatmate...

[/Creepy bald 9-year-old kid with English accent]

Taylor21 wrote: »

Can this PLEASE be on his headstone!

Or we could ice it onto the doughnuts!

Genius!

Here, the guy's mot even dead yet and you're plannign the headstone...?! Give the man a chance, ffs!