So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

Duggy747 · 26-09-2011 9:22pm #1

.....by tying to force his way into my room with the kitchen knife. He passed out and when I went out to him I found the knife beside him. With-holding my temptation to cave his skull in I took a picture of him with the knife and rang the landlord.

He stayed out on the landing, waking up every now and again patrolling it, waiting for someone to come out and just pass out again.

He's already been told to leave 3 weeks ago but the landlord can't kick him out until Friday as per a month's notice he can give someone. Went to the Gardaì, showed them the picture but they told me they couldn't do anything either. They did give me a number to ring next time he tries something.

He's a bad drunk who's being doing shìt to annoy us. It all started with him blaring the stereo in the kitchen at 6am in the morning when he was drinking and we told him to cut it out. Since then every night he's gone out (2 -3 times a week) some shìt happens when he comes back. Kept telling the landlord but his hands were tied.

So basically, me and the housemates have to survive being murdered until Friday.

Fùck that shìt, I'm outta here. I would've beaten the shìt out of him on other occasions but when someone brings a knife to the fight I don't hang around. I'm looking at the big-ass knife I took off him here in my room and sickened at what could've happened had I not locked my door.

I was lucky, I rarely lock my door unless the gf is staying over which she was last night. Could've ended alot differently.

Besides getting the fùck out of here, anyone here in AH can give me top tips to dealing with a drunk who wants to kill you and your housemates?

EDIT: I decided to remove the picture so if I need this for legal reasons.

robbie_998 · 26-09-2011 9:24pm

Spike him ?

punk_one82 · 26-09-2011 9:26pm

Sickner.

brummytom · 26-09-2011 9:27pm

Burn his house down, that'll teach him.

lil'bug · 26-09-2011 9:27pm

blast him with coffee

UpTheSlashers · 26-09-2011 9:27pm

It's just a bit of banter.

Guill · 26-09-2011 9:27pm

He sounds like fun, you on the other hand...

Quit yo complainin'.

Paranoid much??

lintdrummer · 26-09-2011 9:27pm

Thread of the day?

The Internet Explorer · 26-09-2011 9:28pm

That's pretty f*cking hardcore.

woodoo · 26-09-2011 9:28pm

The guards are something else aren't they. "Oh if he tries to kill you again give us a call" :eek:

MyPeopleDrankTheSoup · 26-09-2011 9:28pm

post the pic, or kindly leave

Samich · 26-09-2011 9:28pm

Murder him back for the craic.

J K · 26-09-2011 9:29pm

I'm sure you do things that annoy him also.

Living together is all about compromise and give and take. You can't have it all your own way.
Also will you put the bread knife from your room back in the kitchen. Where it belongs. Think of other people in the house for a change. You selfish bastard.

Tipsy McSwagger · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

My honest advice is get outta there until Friday. People here will say fcuk that you pay your rent, but you are better safe than sorry.

Chuck Stone · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

Just be cool and stay out of his way - he sounds unstable. I know it's probably tempting to beat him like a foxy step-child but resist as you don't know how far it will escalate.

Oh and pics or GTFO.

sdanseo · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

Rig up a piss bucket over the door so that when he tries his murderous rampage again he will be blasted with it.

Seriously, if he's that much of a threat to you, shag everything else and find somewhere else to go - friends, parents, hostel - until you get another permanent place. Not really worth the risk. In the meantime, invest in a baseball bat.

Duckworth_Luas · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

Get a gun?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DzcOCyHDqc

lintdrummer · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

You should set up a booby trap on your door. Piss in a bucket all day tomorrow and leave the door ajar with the bucket on top. If possible, don't stay there, just leave the booby trap set up.

edit: haha sdeire, great minds and all that!

squod · 26-09-2011 9:30pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Besides getting the fùck out of here, anyone here in AH can give me top tips to dealing with a drunk who wants to kill you and your housemates?

Rape him in the bum.

tommyboy2222 · 26-09-2011 9:31pm

Sweet alibi you're putting out there !!

And keep locking your door !

themadchef · 26-09-2011 9:31pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

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So basically, me and the housemates have to survive being murdered until Friday.

Good luck with that.

Duggy747 · 26-09-2011 9:32pm

J K wrote: »

I'm sure you do things that annoy him also.

This house has been quite peaceful with 3 of us living here for 2 years with zero problems with each other. None of us are big drinkers and one is a mature student doing his theisis so we respect each other.

Then this cùnt came in 2 months ago and plays holy fùck every night he comes back drunk.

Oh, I would post the pic but I don't know if it's wise either.

Temptamperu · 26-09-2011 9:32pm

I had kinda the same experience once, the bastard locked his door and i couldnt murder him though

gypsy_rose · 26-09-2011 9:32pm

stay at your girlfriends till friday and leave the housemates to fend for themselves? :P maybe you could hide all the knives? ooh or you could lock him out for the night somehow, change the locks while he's gone ( I don't know how to do this but you can do it yourself apparently) and leave him to sleep it off outside for the night (and if something bad happens to him **** him.)

sdanseo · 26-09-2011 9:32pm

emmettogara wrote: »

You should set up a booby trap on your door. Piss in a bucket all day tomorrow and leave the door ajar with the bucket on top. If possible, don't stay there, just leave the booby trap set up.

edit: haha sdeire, great minds and all that!

That was fairly uncanny.

Are we related? :P

Overheal · 26-09-2011 9:33pm

Irish Property Law seriously doesn't have a clause for immediate eviction under extenuating circumstances?

I find that a bit unlikely. Or at least a bit retarded.

... "Marge! The doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me!"

gypsy_rose · 26-09-2011 9:34pm

kill him first?

Guill · 26-09-2011 9:34pm

suck him off.

AG2R · 26-09-2011 9:34pm

total bull**** but funny none the less

charlemont · 26-09-2011 9:35pm

Get a hurley and if he tries it again, Wear the hurley off his head.

lintdrummer · 26-09-2011 9:35pm

sdeire wrote: »

That was fairly uncanny.

Are we related? :P

I don't know how to tell you this, but that guy that you think is your father... well...

General General · 26-09-2011 9:35pm

In former USSR, ve had vayz ov makingz zhure thiz guy getz enormoz heartz attak (no vun suzpectz noving), unlezz he vaz apparatchik, then he getz promotzion.

Dangerous Man · 26-09-2011 9:36pm

You should have killed him.

Probably.

Duggy747 · 26-09-2011 9:37pm

AG2R wrote: »

total bull**** but funny none the less

Believe me, it ain't bullshìt.

Wouldn't pass much heed in his other antics since we knew he was leaving anyways but what he did last night completely raised the bar.

Kevin Duffy · 26-09-2011 9:38pm

He brings you new music to entertain you, you moan. He tries to bring you some cake and has a knife ready to cut it, you moan. Your girlfriend is over which he is aware makes you more cautious, he sleeps on and patrols the landing for your peace of mind, you moan.

You're lucky to have such a considerate housemate. You'll miss him after Friday.

Dangerous Man · 26-09-2011 9:39pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Believe me, it ain't bullshìt.

Wouldn't pass much heed in his other antics since we knew he was leaving anyways but what he did last night completely raised the bar.

I'm having a bit of difficulty believing that the cops 'couldn't do anything.' Threatening someone with a lethal weapon is squarely, and obviously against the law. Your word alone should be enough to get him arrested.

Guill · 26-09-2011 9:39pm

Probably more like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2E-flDxci-M

sheesh · 26-09-2011 9:39pm

can you not stay with the gf? or just change the lock on the front door so yer man cannot get back in?

x in the city · 26-09-2011 9:39pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

.....by tying to force his way into my room with the kitchen knife. He passed out and when I went out to him I found the knife beside him. With-holding my temptation to cave his skull in I took a picture of him with the knife and rang the landlord.

He stayed out on the landing, waking up every now and again patrolling it, waiting for someone to come out and just pass out again.

He's already been told to leave 3 weeks ago but the landlord can't kick him out until Friday as per a month's notice he can give someone. Went to the Gardaì, showed them the picture but they told me they couldn't do anything either. They did give me a number to ring next time he tries something.

He's a bad drunk who's being doing shìt to annoy us. It all started with him blaring the stereo in the kitchen at 6am in the morning when he was drinking and we told him to cut it out. Since then every night he's gone out (2 -3 times a week) some shìt happens when he comes back. Kept telling the landlord but his hands were tied.

So basically, me and the housemates have to survive being murdered until Friday.

Fùck that shìt, I'm outta here. I would've beaten the shìt out of him on other occasions but when someone brings a knife to the fight I don't hang around. I'm looking at the big-ass knife I took off him here in my room and sickened at what could've happened had I not locked my door.

I was lucky, I rarely lock my door unless the gf is staying over which she was last night. Could've ended alot differently.

Besides getting the fùck out of here, anyone here in AH can give me top tips to dealing with a drunk who wants to kill you and your housemates?

the cox lady will sort him out in no time

El Guapo! · 26-09-2011 9:40pm

All jokes aside, the Garda are fúck all help in a serious situation.
"Someone tried to kill me"
"Oh sorry bout that but nothing we can do"
Well fúck you then.

I'm sure if you killed him in self defence they'd have no problem arresting you.

Duggy747 · 26-09-2011 9:40pm

Dangerous Man wrote: »

I'm having a bit of difficulty believing that the cops 'couldn't do anything.' Threatening someone with a lethal weapon is squarely, and obviously against the law. Your word alone should be enough to get him arrested.

Went to the cop, he told me there was fùck all he could do given that he didn't actually stab me or kill me

He also said it was more of the landlords problem to solve.

He was being sound and he gave me a number to another station. He said if I ring them they'll come immediately since the house is now on the radar.

Oh, and I've updated my 1st post to include the picture I took for you non-believers.

Snakeblood · 26-09-2011 9:41pm

Duggy747 wrote: »

Besides getting the fùck out of here, anyone here in AH can give me top tips to dealing with a drunk who wants to kill you and your housemates?

Let him. Why don't you consider what other people want for a change.:mad:

DEFTLEFTHAND · 26-09-2011 9:41pm

I really wouldn't run the risk of staying in the same building as this nutjob for the week. Any way you could spend the week with friends/family?

Noo · 26-09-2011 9:42pm

AG2R wrote: »

total bull**** but funny none the less

I know a fella like this guy and if i heard this story about him i'd believe it, some people are just complete psychos when on a bender!

My answer: I'd get the f*ck outta there until you know he is gone.

AH answer: Blast with piss, pics or gtfo, etc etc...

FTGFOP · 26-09-2011 9:42pm

General General wrote: »

In former USSR, ve had vayz ov makingz zhure thiz guy getz enormoz heartz attak (no vun suzpectz noving), unlezz he vaz apparatchik, then he getz promotzion.

You're fooling no one, Dutch boy!

Saint_Mel · 26-09-2011 9:42pm

Next time he passes out while trying to kill you, ring the Gardai and tell them he tried to kill you... but you now have a shot gun pressed against his head and unless they send someone around in the next 5 minutes you are going to blow his brains out
(pause and giggle for obvious bj joke)

WindSock · 26-09-2011 9:42pm

Go into the local garda station and try make a formal complaint. And ask to borrow a stab vest to make a point.

longhalloween · 26-09-2011 9:43pm

Tie him up, throw him in the bath and turn the tap on sliiightly. So it slowly fills up drip by drip...

or lock your door?

El Guapo! · 26-09-2011 9:43pm

Your link doesn't work.

Solnskaya · 26-09-2011 9:44pm

Offer him a lift to the pub and then ram his side of the car in under the overhang of an artic. This might mess up your car, but he will be much quieter once he has had his head removed. You can just say he distracted you as you were driving/lunged for the wheel. Only joking, ahem, obviously;)

Cee-Jay-Cee · 26-09-2011 9:44pm

Crap in a paper bag, light it and leave it outside his bedroom door, knock and run away...you know the rest.

So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

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