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So my housemate tried to kill me last night...

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    #362
    Simon Adebisi
    Registered Users Posts: 395 ✭✭Simon Adebisi


    If this doesn't end up with a Primetime special im going to be disappointed. Hopefully a "killing in self defense is ok" episode. With Duggy being charmed by ol' milfy herself.


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    #363
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Where is Duggy...? Does not bode well...

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #364
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Is he dead yet?
















    How about now?


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    #365
    neiphin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭neiphin


    thursday night
    his in coppers


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    #366
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭cml387


    neiphin wrote: »
    thursday night
    his in coppers


    He can bring a Ban Garda home.He should be safe then.


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    #367
    Onesimus
    Registered Users Posts: 2,055 ✭✭✭Onesimus


    This has happened before. A drunken man in harvard stabbed a female room mate.

    GET-OUT-OF-THERE. :eek:


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    #368
    neiphin
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭neiphin


    cml387 wrote: »
    He can bring a Ban Garda home.
    special victims unit
    http://static.tvfanatic.com/images/gallery/mariska-hargitay-promo-pic.jpg


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    #369
    jackie1974
    Registered Users Posts: 486 ✭✭jackie1974


    neiphin wrote: »
    thursday night
    his in coppers
    If coppers means duct taped to a kitchen chair then I think you could be right.


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    #370
    Scealta_saol
    Registered Users Posts: 191 ✭✭Scealta_saol


    Like another poster, I've been following in the background...

    Good luck Duggy!!

    I vote boardsies be renamed Dugg-sters for tomorrow in celebration of the great deed Duggy has done / will do! :)


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    #371
    leggo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,061 ✭✭✭leggo


    westendgirlie wrote: »
    psycho knifo

    Catchy.


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    #372
    Duggy747
    Registered Users Posts: 13,295 ✭✭✭✭Duggy747


    I feel like Anne Frank.

    My only nourishment to see me through to the dawn are 2 Mr.Kiplings and just over half a 2ltr bottle of 7up.

    I feel the chill of night drawing ever closer.

    My only company is a stupid bluebottle who keeps hitting the mirror................lovely............he's now gone into one of my empty beer cans and his sound has amplified.

    It will be nice to see my potential murderer gone tomorrow, considering it'll be my birthday. I'll accept that as my only present :pac:


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    #373
    AG2R
    Registered Users Posts: 1,325 ✭✭✭AG2R


    Bahahahahhaha
    gets better and better and the pic rofl


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    #374
    NothingMan
    Registered Users Posts: 11,178 ✭✭✭✭NothingMan


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    It will be nice to see my potential murderer gone tomorrow, considering it'll be my birthday. I'll accept that as my only present :pac:

    destined to die on your birthday. Tragic. you'll be missed Duggy. Fare thee well. :(


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    #375
    cml387
    Registered Users Posts: 8,399 ✭✭✭cml387


    Duggy747 wrote: »
    I feel like Anne Frank.

    My only nourishment to see me through to the dawn are 2 Mr.Kiplings and just over half a 2ltr bottle of 7up.

    I feel the chill of night drawing ever closer.

    My only company is a stupid bluebottle who keeps hitting the mirror................lovely............he's now gone into one of my empty beer cans and his sound has amplified.

    It will be nice to see my potential murderer gone tomorrow, considering it'll be my birthday. I'll accept that as my only present :pac:


    The bluebottle is a sign from god.Like Robert The Bruce's spider.


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    #376
    Oh_Noes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,512 ✭✭✭Oh_Noes


    I hope your last meal is exceedingly good.

    (zing)


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    #377
    westendgirlie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,125 ✭✭✭westendgirlie


    Happy birthday Duggy x


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    #378
    triseke
    Registered Users Posts: 875 ✭✭✭triseke


    Brilliant thread is brilliant. Here's hoping you make it through the night intact duggy!


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    #379
    Billgirlylegs
    Registered Users Posts: 494 ✭✭Billgirlylegs


    Excellent stuff, hopefully Duggy is watching SVU at the moment.
    A story about a knife wielding maniac carving up and sodomising his victims.
    That'll distract him from his flatmate's social life.
    :pac:


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    #380
    wobbles
    Registered Users Posts: 1,090 ✭✭✭wobbles


    Jebus that picture makes it look you been buried alive with your last meal


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    #381
    Buddinplant
    Registered Users Posts: 126 ✭✭Buddinplant


    I wanted to say Happy Birthday Duggy as i will probably slip into a coma like sleep state eventually tonight and of course miss the running commentary of Duggy and his last night with his housemate, granted it'll probably kick off at about 5/6 am, so maybe i'll resurrect in time for that :)

    and as for your picture, i'm dying for some 7 up now...:(


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    #382
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    If today happens to be the beginning of your 27th year you'll go down in history with great names like hendricks,morrison,joplin,cobain. Only downside is you have to die.

    Happy birthday.


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    #383
    carfiosaoorl
    Registered Users Posts: 594 ✭✭✭carfiosaoorl


    Happy birthday Duggy I hope you dont die for your birthday. I had surgery for mine:mad: good luck


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    #384
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Wait a minute... I've seen how this ends...
    It turns out that Duggy is schizophrenic! All along, HE was HIS OWN flatmate!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #385
    kerry4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    Duggy, hope you're doing okay mate! With all joking aside, I wish you every luck with your future house-mates & let us know how tonight goes, keep checkin-in here if you're awake :)

    Happy Birthday Duggy, hope you're next year will be better :)


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    #386
    TheMilkyPirate
    Registered Users Posts: 5,992 ✭✭✭TheMilkyPirate


    Duggy?


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    #387
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    DUGGY!!!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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    #388
    StupidLikeAFox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,700 ✭✭✭StupidLikeAFox


    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!


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    #389
    kerry4sam
    Registered Users Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    :eek:

    Duggy,

    I can't sleep now! Where are you Duggy? Post in here will ya!


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    #390
    Temptamperu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,303 ✭✭✭Temptamperu


    Shall we order the donuts :(


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    #391
    Princess Consuela Bananahammock
    Registered Users Posts: 33,257 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    kerry4sam wrote: »
    :eek:

    Duggy,

    I can't sleep now! Where are you Duggy? Post in here will ya!

    He's offline, dammit, we lost the link! Get a Guard over there. Or a reserve Guard. Or a reserve Gard moderator! Go! Go! Go!

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



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