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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 830 ✭✭✭Born to Die


    ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,512 ✭✭✭Sundy


    its just you


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,485 ✭✭✭Thrill


    :confused:

    Just you, I reckon.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,789 ✭✭✭grizzly


    Was that typed by imbeciles?


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    My cat's name is Mittens


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  • Registered Users Posts: 125 ✭✭roseagra


    fair enough, was amused/relieved that there might be Irish people who don't know what the IMF is....ah sleep deprivation, making me less interesting and forgetting to tell my brain


  • Registered Users Posts: 19,148 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    roseagra wrote: »
    fair enough, was amused/relieved that there might be Irish people who don't know what the IMF is....ah sleep deprivation, making me less interesting and forgetting to tell my brain

    irish people who don't know what the IMF is?

    I'm pretty sure everyone has heard the song "You're Unbelievable"!!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,165 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Christ that was painful to read. It's like trying to translate from German to English.


  • Registered Users Posts: 197 ✭✭Six of One


    Copied from my facebook. The second person is a primary school teacher.


    Well missus, missin u hows u n d lil man doin??? xxxxx

    onli cn dat der dunno how??? awh wer great he had a bug all last wk was in templestreet inal i thought me life was over i wasin gettin a mina he was awake all night an cryin all day... it was the worst experiance of me life... defo no more for a LOOOOOOONGG while... so hows u hows d jobs?? x x


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,574 ✭✭✭whirlpool


    Any horror stories as a result?

    I'm friends with mine on Facebook, but my updates are customised so they can't see them. Saves a lot of trouble.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,127 ✭✭✭✭kerry4sam


    edited by me as would give some youngun's an idea!


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Yes but I have them blocked from seeing most things. Occasionally my fb privacy settings will change and they'll be able to see photos I'm tagged in. My mum is a divil for commenting on photos.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    i hate parents on facebook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,920 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    This reminds me of a girl I know. She had her mam as her friend. Some lad posted on her wall that her mam was a MILF and her mam liked it :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,245 ✭✭✭Steven81


    Pictures NO WAY


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    whirlpool wrote: »
    Any horror stories as a result?

    I'm friends with mine on Facebook, but my updates are customised so they can't see them. Saves a lot of trouble.

    There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.


    Didn't actually happen :(


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 246 ✭✭Kamjana


    My father is,my mother doesnt know what a computer looks like.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,879 ✭✭✭frozenfrozen




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    There's plenty of parental facebook horror stories on the likes of lamebook.com. It's not the parents you have to watch out for though, it's the aunties and uncles on your friend list who covertly funnel your parents information about the stripper you licked the whipped cream off at some stag party... earned me a high-five from Dad it did.


    Didn't actually happen :(

    your username is apt


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    This reminds me of a girl I know. She had her mam as her friend. Some lad posted on her wall that her mam was a MILF and her mam liked it :D

    Ah... Mother I Love Forever.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    First rule of Facebook, you do not add your parents on Facebook
    Second rule of Facebook, do not accept friend requests from your parents on Facebook.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    kitty9 wrote: »
    your username is apt

    Why?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,886 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    Yep but I've nothing to hide. I'm a total square.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Why?


    u talk quite dirty, thats all :pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,117 ✭✭✭Defiler Of The Coffin


    kitty9 wrote: »
    u talk quite dirty, thats all :pac::pac:

    Oh. I don't know what came over me, I'm usually quite mannerly and sedate...

    Am I making you hot?


  • Registered Users Posts: 263 ✭✭Bambii_


    My dad has me blocked on FB... and my mam wouldn't know how to turn a laptop on, nevermind set up a facebook account!


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,462 ✭✭✭✭WoollyRedHat


    Natasha_95 wrote: »
    My dad has me blocked on FB... and my mam wouldn't know how to turn a laptop on, nevermind set up a facebook account!

    Nah, your parents just don't love you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 196 ✭✭kitty9


    Oh. I don't know what came over me, I'm usually quite mannerly and sedate...

    Am I making you hot?

    horny i am


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,204 ✭✭✭FoxT


    My parents are no longer with us, but my kids have befriended me alright.

    I rarely use it - have given them a bit of advice once or twice when they were starting off with it, but thats it, no hassle.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,691 ✭✭✭michellie


    Yea I'm friends with my mother and she's friends with some of the girls too. my sister has her blocked though. She's always posting those I love my daughter pictures and commenting under mine and the girls pics.


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