Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

just had these two beauties posted to my news wall

Sweet girls come from the south, Barbies come from California, but IRISH girls have fire and ice in our blood! We can drive in the mud, haul wood, handle the cold, beat the heat, be a princess, throw a right hook and drink with the boys! We can cook a wicked good meal and if we have an opinion...You bet your Ass you're gonna hear it!!! - re-post if you're AN IRISH GIRL and proud of it ♥♥


TO ALL MY FELLOW NUTS - I just realized.. We sit and stare at a screen..We talk toourselves...We have imaginary friends and farms, cities and fake animals...we cook imaginary food in imaginary bakery's... We poke people and think its ok...we even write on walls... Think about it... Facebook is a mental hospital ..and we are ...all.. patients..Feel free to steal this..I just did!.. Party in my ward!♥

:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

"HAHAHAHAHAHA 'Danny' is such a little baby, can't handle the Murray girls taking over his fb page. You scared of us Danny?' Boo hoo-serves you right for dumping the most AMAZING girl in the worl".

"You don't know what you're missing, you coward, man up and re join facebook or are you too afraid to face us?"

"Ha, re broke in to you account and wrote to that whore you slept with, serves you right"

"Re-Open your account you coward"

"Danny baby, I'm so sorry, take me back, I didn't mean it"

"****ING PRICK I'm the BEST in the world, nicest ass, hot body and you DUMPED ME, you're so ugly and you'll die alone"



I think Danny made the right choice in getting rid of her to be honest.

A true friend doesn't care when you're broke, being a bitch, what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past, or if your family is filled with crazy people. Your conversations pick up where they left off, even if they have been months apart. They love you for who you are. Re-post if you have at least one true friend!!! ♥♥♥


When I was a kid I didn't have an XBox or Wii. I had a bike and a curfew (dark). Mum didn't call my mobile, she yelled outside, "time to come in". I played outside with friends and siblings, not Online. If I didn't eat what my mum made me, then I didn't eat. Hand sanitizer didn't exist, but you COULD get your mouth washed out with soap. Re-post this if you drank water out of a hose...and survived ..

This isn't a status but it grinds my gears...
When people upload photos with a caption of how ugly they think they are. Eurgh. Then, when their silly little friends disagree and compliment them, they maintain that it's an ugly picture. That they posed for, uploaded and shared on their wall.
PSHHH!

few recent beauties

'knacker drinkin!! Da park 2nite at half 7 whoop whoop'

'All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's ass. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour'

A true friend doesn't care when you're broke, being a bitch, what you weigh, if your house is a mess, what you drive, about your past, or if your family is filled with crazy people. Your conversations pick up where they left off, even if they have been months apart. They love you...for who you are. Re-post if you have at least one ......true friend

La Viva Espana.... i;m takin the Costa Brava plane ......Wooooo heading off today Barcelona we'll be there soon yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would like to say goodnight to all her friends who live in her computer and her phone. Sleep tight. X x

loved you the minute I heard you were coming. I loved you the minute you were born. Then I saw your face and fell in love even more. You were only a minute old, but I knew I'd die for you and to this day I still would. When you choose to have a child, you make a conscious decision to allow your heart to walk around outside of your body. Put this on your status if you have children you love more than life ♥

AnnyHallsal wrote: »

^^^

What's with all the emotional blackmail in those bloody chain posts

Just say no.

theyve started chain wall posts now - ive never sent on chainmail and not gonna start now. i doubt my tummy will explode or my 3rd finger will fall off if i dont.