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ivytwine

beks101 wrote: »

" house burned down last night "

Is it wrong that I laughed.
Think the sad face pushed me over the edge.

"Fr Eric Sweeney, your parochial house has burned down"....

miralize

Weep for humanity people

http://i.imgur.com/NsueQwi.jpg

westies4ever

miralize wrote: »

Weep for humanity people

http://i.imgur.com/NsueQwi.jpg

jesus wept. that is all.

iDave

miralize wrote: »

Weep for humanity people

http://i.imgur.com/NsueQwi.jpg

Please tell me its a wind up. Or at least in a far off land

wnolan1992

miralize wrote: »

Weep for humanity people

http://i.imgur.com/NsueQwi.jpg

That has to be an hilarious in-joke or something...







Hasn't it?

miralize

wnolan1992 wrote: »

That has to be an hilarious in-joke or something...







Hasn't it?

I really hope so. Robbed from reddit

coolhull

miralize wrote: »

I really hope so. Robbed from roeddit

Well, if it's not joke, then somebody definitely needs to see the inside of a prison cell.

Aidric

Nuts102 wrote: »

Does anybody have friends who are a couple. I have two friends and they talk to each other on Facebook.

They live together sit beside each other and talk about their plans on one of their homepages with people joining in. Literally having a full blown conversation for everybody to see.

I don't know if it's attention seeking or what but it bugs the sh!t out of me.

The single biggest bugbear for me on facebook, couples living their relationship through it.

The problem is once they start they don't seem capable of reining it in.

coolhull

Aidric wrote: »

The single biggest bugbear for me on facebook, couples living their relationship through it.

The problem is once they start they don't seem capable of reining it in.

Sure wry would they ever stop? Aren't we all totally excited and delighted to see what goes on within their four walls

Tetra

"Just so everyone on my friends list knows that I completed this and I am done! Facebook has changed their privacy settings once more!! Due to the new "graph app" anyone on facebook (including other countries ) can see your pictures, likes & comments.
The next 2 weeks I will be posting this, and please once you have done it please post DONE!!! Those of you who do not keep my information from going... out to the public, I will have to DELETE YOU!
I want to stay PRIVATELY connected with you. ....however....I post shots of family that I don't want strangers to have access to! This happens when friends click "like" or "comment"....automatically, their friends would see our posts, too.

Unfortunately, we cannot change this setting by ourselves because Facebook configured it that way.

PLEASE place your mouse over my name above (DO NOT CLICK), a window will appear,now move the mouse on "FRIENDS" (also without clicking), then down to "settings", click on settings and a list will appear. REMOVE the CHECK on "LIFE EVENTS" "PHOTOS" and "COMMENTS & LIKES". By doing this, my activity among my friends and family will no longer become public.

Now, copy & paste this on your wall. Once i see this posted on your page, I will do the same"

^^This is all over my newsfeed today

leggo

miralize wrote: »

Weep for humanity people

http://i.imgur.com/NsueQwi.jpg

I'm guessing it's just a gag to essentially say, "Wow I'm addicted to Skyrim." Well, hoping.

Tetra

"Hey NSA, PLEASE stop tapping my internet connection. We are NOT the terrorists you are looking for (not even terrorists at ALL), and all you are doing is slowing down my surfing of potential people to date. Buzz off, please and thanks"

EuskalHerria

Tetra wrote: »

"Hey NSA, PLEASE stop tapping my internet connection. We are NOT the terrorists you are looking for (not even terrorists at ALL), and all you are doing is slowing down my surfing of potential people to date. Buzz off, please and thanks"

Used the word 'terrorists' twice. That's definitely got some flashing red lights at the NSA.

Tetra

Tetra wrote: »

"Hey NSA, PLEASE stop tapping my internet connection. We are NOT the terrorists you are looking for (not even terrorists at ALL), and all you are doing is slowing down my surfing of potential people to date. Buzz off, please and thanks"

From the same guy:

"This may sound far-fetched, but I assure you all that it is not. I am considering preparations to plan a run for Washington State Governor. This is a stepping stone on an eventual run for Office of the President of the United States of America.

Thankfully we live in a great country where this is completely possible; where an average American citizen who wishes to make a change can submit his or her bid for the office, and, providing that they are able to obtain the support and backing of their community and others with similar views, can indeed realize this goal.

Many of you know what I stand for; you've been friends and believers for years, offering me support, feedback and guidance. You've told me that you believe that I have the good of the nation and the world in my heart. That I am sincere, dedicated, honest and optimistic. To you I say thanks for motivating me and not giving up on our mutual vision for a better society.

Many of you do not know what I stand for; but you too will soon be informed. In the near future I will be writing up a long article outlining my stances on issues such as education reform, the economy, science, technology and the environment. Woman's rights, abortion and immigration. Foreign policy. Small businesses. The welfare system. Healthcare and more.

What I need from you is to believe. To believe that we can make a change. The understanding that we are on the wrong path and that only we can make the change. I need your support, your eyes and ears, and your mouths and hands to spread the word. I need your faith. And I need your feedback. This is likely the most important of them all. I need to know what is important to YOU as citizens (or inhabitants) of this great United States of America.

I will provide a method for this feedback to be presented. Likely, there will be a website soon on which I will cover all of these issues in a structured and detailed manner. I will provide a means for you to give me your feedback and to ask the feedback of your fellow man/woman. The only way we can make a change for the better is to work together as a people, and it starts right here. Right now.

So for my first request to you my friends, if you support this dream and are willing to back me in this endeavor, I would greatly appreciate a simple "Like" on this status.

Thank you"

Person 1: better win the powerball

OP: while I appreciate that campaigns require a great deal of funds, winning the lottery is not the only way to achieve this. The way to get funding is to stand for the things that people believe in. Those who care sincerely and are able to donate monetarily, will. In time, as the word spreads, funding increases. Correct use of those funds is critical.

yerwanthere123

Tetra wrote: »

From the same guy:

"This may sound far-fetched, but I assure you all that it is not. I am considering preparations to plan a run for Washington State Governor. This is a stepping stone on an eventual run for Office of the President of the United States of America.

Thankfully we live in a great country where this is completely possible; where an average American citizen who wishes to make a change can submit his or her bid for the office, and, providing that they are able to obtain the support and backing of their community and others with similar views, can indeed realize this goal.

Many of you know what I stand for; you've been friends and believers for years, offering me support, feedback and guidance. You've told me that you believe that I have the good of the nation and the world in my heart. That I am sincere, dedicated, honest and optimistic. To you I say thanks for motivating me and not giving up on our mutual vision for a better society.

Many of you do not know what I stand for; but you too will soon be informed. In the near future I will be writing up a long article outlining my stances on issues such as education reform, the economy, science, technology and the environment. Woman's rights, abortion and immigration. Foreign policy. Small businesses. The welfare system. Healthcare and more.

What I need from you is to believe. To believe that we can make a change. The understanding that we are on the wrong path and that only we can make the change. I need your support, your eyes and ears, and your mouths and hands to spread the word. I need your faith. And I need your feedback. This is likely the most important of them all. I need to know what is important to YOU as citizens (or inhabitants) of this great United States of America.

I will provide a method for this feedback to be presented. Likely, there will be a website soon on which I will cover all of these issues in a structured and detailed manner. I will provide a means for you to give me your feedback and to ask the feedback of your fellow man/woman. The only way we can make a change for the better is to work together as a people, and it starts right here. Right now.

So for my first request to you my friends, if you support this dream and are willing to back me in this endeavor, I would greatly appreciate a simple "Like" on this status.

Thank you"

Person 1: better win the powerball

OP: while I appreciate that campaigns require a great deal of funds, winning the lottery is not the only way to achieve this. The way to get funding is to stand for the things that people believe in. Those who care sincerely and are able to donate monetarily, will. In time, as the word spreads, funding increases. Correct use of those funds is critical.

Is he ok?

old_aussie

I'm not desperate, so I don't need facebook.

but, for anyone who needs to know, I went toilet and did a poo poo, three large bits and two small bits.

Tetra

"Vent time. So, little girls out there who want to cry and whine and say "Waaahhhh! Guys are mean! Wahhh! All guys are jerks! Waaah! No guy treats me right! Waaah! All the guys who would treat me right are ugly!!".... grow the **** up. If that is your real attitude, you deserve to freakin be single until you can realize that you've friend zoned all the decent guys that you know because they are not "seexxxxxyyy". Well guess what? The "seeeexxxyy" guys are usually vein as hell because they have nothing ELSE to go on but their appearance. They don't care about you. They care about themselves. And if that is the kind of guy you are going for, expect to keep getting hurt - over, and over and over. Once you realize that there are some perfectly good looking, no, not drop dead gorgeous, but good looking guys out there who will actually treat you right, and once you have the "balls" to admit that, THEN you deserve to be happy"

shruikan2553

Tetra wrote: »

"Vent time. So, little girls out there who want to cry and whine and say "Waaahhhh! Guys are mean! Wahhh! All guys are jerks! Waaah! No guy treats me right! Waaah! All the guys who would treat me right are ugly!!".... grow the **** up. If that is your real attitude, you deserve to freakin be single until you can realize that you've friend zoned all the decent guys that you know because they are not "seexxxxxyyy". Well guess what? The "seeeexxxyy" guys are usually vein as hell because they have nothing ELSE to go on but their appearance. They don't care about you. They care about themselves. And if that is the kind of guy you are going for, expect to keep getting hurt - over, and over and over. Once you realize that there are some perfectly good looking, no, not drop dead gorgeous, but good looking guys out there who will actually treat you right, and once you have the "balls" to admit that, THEN you deserve to be happy"

Wonder what happened to him today...

Thwip!

Tetra wrote: »

"Vent time. So, little girls out there who want to cry and whine and say "Waaahhhh! Guys are mean! Wahhh! All guys are jerks! Waaah! No guy treats me right! Waaah! All the guys who would treat me right are ugly!!".... grow the **** up. If that is your real attitude, you deserve to freakin be single until you can realize that you've friend zoned all the decent guys that you know because they are not "seexxxxxyyy". Well guess what? The "seeeexxxyy" guys are usually vein as hell because they have nothing ELSE to go on but their appearance. They don't care about you. They care about themselves. And if that is the kind of guy you are going for, expect to keep getting hurt - over, and over and over. Once you realize that there are some perfectly good looking, no, not drop dead gorgeous, but good looking guys out there who will actually treat you right, and once you have the "balls" to admit that, THEN you deserve to be happy"

Someone should tell him that being nice to a girl doesn't make her obliged to want him

wnolan1992

Thwip! wrote: »

Someone should tell him that being nice to a girl doesn't make her obliged to want him

B-bu-but... I'm her friend... and I'm a guy... why she no wanna bang?

Paddy Cow

wnolan1992 wrote: »

B-bu-but... I'm her friend... and I'm a guy... why she no wanna bang?

She's a stuck up cow

SV

Tetra wrote: »

"Vent time. So, little girls out there who want to cry and whine and say "Waaahhhh! Guys are mean! Wahhh! All guys are jerks! Waaah! No guy treats me right! Waaah! All the guys who would treat me right are ugly!!".... grow the **** up. If that is your real attitude, you deserve to freakin be single until you can realize that you've friend zoned all the decent guys that you know because they are not "seexxxxxyyy". Well guess what? The "seeeexxxyy" guys are usually vein as hell because they have nothing ELSE to go on but their appearance. They don't care about you. They care about themselves. And if that is the kind of guy you are going for, expect to keep getting hurt - over, and over and over. Once you realize that there are some perfectly good looking, no, not drop dead gorgeous, but good looking guys out there who will actually treat you right, and once you have the "balls" to admit that, THEN you deserve to be happy"

I hate this idea of being 'friendzoned', it doesn't exist.
Two people have never been attracted to each other, available to each other, wanted to be with each other and have ended up not getting with each other.
It just doesn't happen, they don't just decide to be friends despite all this..which I think is what most lads seem to think has happened.


If they were interested then you'd know.
Otherwise you are just a friend, not a potential boyfriend or fling, yes..Men and Women being friends, insanity I know, but it happens.


Also, the good looking guys are vein? Sheesh..hardly a bit harsh, and extremely bitter.


This whole status might as well have read "Women, can you all please lower your standards so I have a chance"

Pushtrak

This is one for the gamers.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/67903_397705360333795_1394749270_n.png

maximoose

^this whole new cool to be a "nerd" craze bothers me.

wnolan1992

Pushtrak wrote: »

This is one for the gamers.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/67903_397705360333795_1394749270_n.png

You just know she was playing Candy Crush... :rolleyes:

TheChevron

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still no sign of this heatwave ending im gone that black im after jumpin 2000 places on the council housing list

ivytwine

TheChevron wrote: »

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UGGH!!!! That combines my hatred of heatwave moaners with ignorant racists. :mad:

I'm off to fantasise about killing sprees for a bit.....

kunst nugget

TheChevron wrote: »

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It's amazing but in one short sentence it manages to reinforce every stereotype of people on housing lists in Ireland. Ernest Hemingway would have wept at the beauty of its succinct brevity.

krudler

maximoose wrote: »

^this whole new cool to be a "nerd" craze bothers me.

i hate that sh1t. playing candy crush doesnt make you a nerd. nor does wearing fake glasses or pretending to get references to things. real nerds ftw!

coolhull

TheChevron wrote: »

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The fact that she's 'gone black' might not have anything to do with the heatwave.
It may be just dirt.