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December2012

CoDy1 wrote: »

'To my beautiful wife I love you so much I really appreciate what you went through for t last nine months to produce our wonderful son ..... .Words can't describe how I felt when you brought our little man into this world I will always love adore appreciate him amd ... and of course you too my friend and soul mate xxx'

Say it to her face maybe?

What makes you think he hasn't?

XxMCRxBabyxX

December2012 wrote: »

What makes you think he hasn't?

Well, if he has, why on earth does he need to put it on Facebook too?

LizT

December2012 wrote: »

What makes you think he hasn't?

Even if he has, it's still just attention seeking to be fair!

December2012

LizT wrote: »

Even if he has, it's still just attention seeking to be fair!

Or.... Proud of his wife?

December2012

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Well, if he has, why on earth does he need to put it on Facebook too?

Well I don't know the man so I don't know if he "needed" to put it on Facebook, but if he wants to put up something cheerful / positive there's nothing wrong with that.

Lisha

December2012 wrote: »

Or.... Proud of his wife?

Possibly but in my experience posters like that proud husband are the most likely to cheat. It's all about looking amazing to the outside world.

Cunning Stunt

My sis in law and her other half live in the same house, but I swear they probably spend more time conversing with each other via facebook than they do in real life. Here's a classic example

Her: ''thanks honey for a lovely meal at [restaurant] - it was lovely to spend our anniversary there''

Him: ''And to think that you've put up with me for 2 whole years - we might get another 2 years yet ''

Her: ''I'm ready ''

..the worst thing is, they only have one computer, so they are taking it in turns to log on and reply to each other, LOL. Oh, and they're both in their mid 40s...

kunst nugget

Lisha wrote: »

Possibly but in my experience posters like that proud husband are the most likely to cheat. It's all about looking amazing to the outside world.

Ah here, the guy is more than likely suffering from an overdose of newparentitis that hasn't been corrected by a healthy dose of sleep deprivation. His purple prose has probably more to do with the fact that he doesn't realise that no one else is going to really care about his wife popping out his sprog than him trying to project a perfect life to the outside world. Sometimes people don't have ulterior motives for being tools.

rox5

Then all those idiots with big egos will be taken down a notch or two.

Think about it, some kid who gets 100 or more likes on a status or picture and who had 1k friends would put up a new picture of his/her "stunning" face or a status about what they had for lunch, and if there was a "Dislike" button, an enemy or a stranger who does not agree with his/her ego-boosting lifestyle would have no problem disliking it. Then the kid won't be as "loved" as they thought they were.

I pray everyday for the "Dislike" button to be a real thing.....

LizT

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endacl

Never gonna happen. How would FB function if people were allowed to register countable 'dislikes' on a company page? Companies wouldn't advertise with them. It'd turn into a site just for staying in touch with people. Who'd want that?!?

SV

rox5 wrote: »

Then all those idiots with big egos will be taken down a notch or two.

Think about it, some kid who gets 100 or more likes on a status or picture and who had 1k friends would put up a new picture of his/her "stunning" face or a status about what they had for lunch, and if there was a "Dislike" button, an enemy or a stranger who does not agree with his/her ego-boosting lifestyle would have no problem disliking it. Then the kid won't be as "loved" as they thought they were.

I pray everyday for the "Dislike" button to be a real thing.....

Nah, it would just breed online bullying.

extra gravy

December2012 wrote: »

Or.... Proud of his wife?

It was your post wasn't it? I knew this would happen eventually...

coolhull

"al dem foriners cumin here n takin our jobs. Send dem home"

This from a fella who left school in the eighties and hasn't worked a day in his life.
And obviously hasn't spent all that time boning up on his spelling techniques either.

DipStick McSwindler

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TheChevron

coolhull wrote: »

"al dem foriners cumin here n takin our jobs. Send dem home"

This from a fella who left school in the eighties and hasn't worked a day in his life.
And obviously hasn't spent all that time boning up on his spelling techniques either.

Boning, he he.

EuskalHerria

coolhull wrote: »

"al dem foriners cumin here n takin our jobs. Send dem home"

This from a fella who left school in the eighties and hasn't worked a day in his life.
And obviously hasn't spent all that time boning up on his spelling techniques either.

Only recently moved back from the UK. A number of my work colleagues over there would constantly have statuses up about illegal immigrants coming over from Poland and other EU countries 'stealing jobs'. Trying to explain they had a legal right to travel and work in the EU was like talking to a brick wall.

Once had an 'argument' on Facebook with one girl who swore she was British and not European. Trying to explain her stupidity was due to basic geography and not somthing she could opt out of didn't go well.

end of the road

coolhull wrote: »

"al dem foriners cumin here n takin our jobs. Send dem home"

that statement always gives me a few minutes of fun, specially when i tell them that infact we don't own the jobs, and that their the employers jobs to give to who they see fit, otherwise known as the best candidate which these people will never be, the text speak/can't string a sentence together rants i get back is entertaining, easily entertained i am

rawn

rawn wrote: »

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Erm so the guy from this post, I just found out he has a Facebook page called "Name's* Rants" and he actually had a rant about that particular post

"OK people i have not done a name's rant in a good while so hold on to yours seats as this in is gonna be a good ole rant

OK so my dad texted me saying he was having a problem with his PS3, which me, GF, bro and sis chipped in for at Christmas time, so i told him i will get the receipt and we will ring gamestop in the morning so i go to get the receipt but i remembered me and GF going through receipts and throwing out the less important ones and i thought she had it in her purse, so i put a comment up on my own personal facebook page asking people if i bought something at Christmas time and had lost the receipt could i still bring it back at exchange it or replace it but not a single person left me a comment on what to do, so i decide to start looking in every nook and cranny and after an hour of pulling things out and knocking stuff over i eventually found it and yet in that time no one left a comment with advice, but yet they will comment on funny stuff ya say/happens or if you or a loved end up in hospital they will comment in the matter of seconds, so why not comment on something if someone is looking for help or advice on something, i don't understand the difference

and by the way i don't care what people have to say about this cause its a rant hence why the page is called name's rants"

What a sap. 20 people follow this stupid rant page.

BNMC

One of my FB friends reacts to BOD's omission from The Lions squad.

"i cant belive no heslip or driscel wel my jesus come on the ****en aussy thats all il say wont even watch it a i wil 10 welsh a thats a joke fecken o im so angery"

Duck's hoop

Ya see, it's like seeing inside everybody's head every day. It's not a good thing. Most people don't have the brains they were born with.

And whereas before you might not necessarily be exposed to that level of astounding stupidity, well now there it is on tap.

marcbrophy

Exactly, facebook puts people's stupidity front and centre, all day, every day :pac:

coolhull

BNMC wrote: »

One of my FB friends reacts to BOD's omission from The Lions squad.

"i cant belive no heslip or driscel wel my jesus come on the ****en aussy thats all il say wont even watch it a i wil 10 welsh a thats a joke fecken o im so angery"

Another spelling genius. His/her teacher must be so proud. This sh1t makes me ''so angery'' too.

DipStick McSwindler

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qo2cj1dsne8y4k

Posted at 4am

"Only enuf for 2 joints, d only ting worse id b havin no battery's for your viberater"

Bipolar Joe

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Posted at 4am

"Only enuf for 2 joints, d only ting worse id b havin no battery's for your viberater"

No batteries wouldn't be a problem if she didn't rely on the thing to press keyboard keys while it's turned on.

coolhull

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Posted at 4am

"Only enuf for 2 joints, d only ting worse id b havin no battery's for your viberater"

No batteries? He may have to go back to doing it manually, the old-fashioned way. Horrific!

SV

coolhull wrote: »

No batteries? He may have to go back to doing it manually, the old-fashioned way. Horrific!

....He?

coolhull

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Posted at 4am

"Only enuf for 2 joints, d only ting worse id b havin no battery's for your viberater"

Well I assume its a male talking to a female

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