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  • #4802
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/119619/261353.png



    :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    found this whilst looking at the wall of a girl I have blocked off my newsfeed, just wanted to see the latest lolathon, was not disappointed.
    Both shared by her.


  • #4803
    shruikan2553
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,113 ✭✭✭shruikan2553


    yerwanthere123 wrote: »
    " Lσνє Mє Oя Hαтє Mє
    Bσтн Aяє Iη Mу Fανσυя
    I႒ Yσυ Lσνє Mє
    I'ℓℓ Aℓωαуѕ Bє Iη Yσυя Hєαят
    I႒ Yσυ Hαтє Mє I' Aℓωαуѕ
    Bє Oη Yσυя Mιη∂!! "

    F*ck off.

    Im reading in math! Must....solve....equation


  • #4804
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    Deletin dis its
    borin addios x

    Last Night and guess what,she's posting more today than ever....


  • #4805
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    SV wrote: »
    https://us.v-cdn.net/6034073/uploads/attachments/119619/261353.png



    :pac::pac::pac::pac:

    found this whilst looking at the wall of a girl I have blocked off my newsfeed, just wanted to see the latest lolathon, was not disappointed.
    Both shared by her.
    If Nobel-prize winner poet Seamus Heaney was dead, he'd be turning in his grave, With verse like that, she must be a graduate of English Studies


  • #4806
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.


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  • #4807
    inlikeflynn86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭inlikeflynn86


    Happy 1st Birthday to my daughter today.... Hope you have a brilliant day. Mummy loves you loads xxxxx



    I didnt know 1 year olds are reading already ...


  • #4808
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    inlikeflynn86 wrote: »
    Happy 1st Birthday to my daughter today.... Hope you have a brilliant day. Mummy loves you loads xxxxx



    I didnt know 1 year olds are reading already ...

    Let me guess, 12 likes and comments saying awh happy birthday have a great day.


  • #4809
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,700 ✭✭✭Lisha


    iDave wrote: »
    Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.

    Sounds more like a frape :)


  • #4810
    iDave
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,750 ✭✭✭iDave


    Lisha wrote: »
    Sounds more like a frape :)

    Nah hes bit of a Ned Flanders not surprised he bragging about being in mass


  • #4811
    PizzamanIRL
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,147 ✭✭✭PizzamanIRL


    my god de state of signing tuesday.. killin me already thinkin bou it ha

    Oh no, the horror of having to sign your name for free money.


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  • #4812
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    iDave wrote: »
    Someone I know tagged himself and a friend at mass this morning.

    Could've been the friend doing the tagging. I've a mate who tags us all at something not worth checking in at, and then gets all huffy / questioning if you don't allow the tag.


  • #4813
    inlikeflynn86
    Closed Accounts Posts: 544 ✭✭✭inlikeflynn86


    PizzamanIRL wrote: »
    Let me guess, 12 likes and comments saying awh happy birthday have a great day.

    Yeah, wouldnt so bad if the spelling was right...

    Awwww happy burthday to my lils huneyz. Hav a brilient dai xxx

    No word of a lie.


  • #4814
    Tetra
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 301 ✭✭Tetra


    "FINALLY starting to get some messages flowing on OKCupid. Been messaging back and forth with this girl for over an hour and a half now. She seems cool".


  • #4815
    Festy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭Festy


    https://www.facebook.com/ThingsThatNonTravellersSay

    :rolleyes:


  • #4816
    DipStick McSwindler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭DipStick McSwindler


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  • #4817
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    IrishFeeney92 wrote: »
    wonder how many statuses were going to see about how unbearably hot it is, 2 weeks ago they were giving out about the overcast.

    I literally hate everybody

    You're giving out about potential statuses people might possibly put up? That's like saying 'I wonder how many statuses we're going to see about bears. I hate bears…'


  • #4818
    DipStick McSwindler
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,460 ✭✭✭DipStick McSwindler


    This post has been deleted.


  • #4819
    December2012
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,695 ✭✭✭December2012


    IrishFeeney92 wrote: »
    There not potential if you've seen a few in your news feed already, my argument is I wonder how many hypocritical cockheads we are gonna see do this.

    Also your argument is invalid. I like bears

    Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


  • #4820
    Mars Bar
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 32,164 ✭✭✭✭Mars Bar


    One of my friends is after changing their status to in a relationship and someone replied in all seriousness, "Remember to keep Jesus between you and him. :)"


  • #4821
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Mars Bar wrote: »
    One of my friends is after changing their status to in a relationship and someone replied in all seriousness, "Remember to keep Jesus between you and him. :)"

    Well, that would be cheaper than buying contraceptives


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  • #4822
    padd b1975
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,853 ✭✭✭✭padd b1975


    Saw this under a picture of a baby.....

    Oh if he's like his mammy with d temper d police wont know what hit dunlaoighre when he's around lol pmsl xx im tellin yeh ur gonna be a nanny d minuet he starts school lol he'll take all der vaginity lol lol im pmsl here oh god me stomach. Im goin into put his ****in dinner on have yeh any arsenick 2 poison d **** coz d rat poison isnt doin any good ha,ha.ill txt u in a while hun k xxxx


  • #4823
    triseke
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 875 ✭✭✭triseke


    padd b1975 wrote: »
    Saw this under a picture of a baby.....



    sweet jesus.


  • #4824
    coolhull
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    triseke wrote: »
    sweet jesus.
    Someone definitely needs a good dose of 'arsenik' here, and it's not the baby


  • #4825
    implausible
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,937 ✭✭✭implausible


    he'll take all der vaginity

    That's fúcking brilliant. Ignorance may be bliss, but it's also hilarious!!


  • #4826
    Newaglish
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,734 ✭✭✭Newaglish


    About NURSES: Somebody asked: "You're a nurse? That's cool, I wanted to do that when I was a kid. How much do you make?" The nurse replied: "HOW MUCH DO I MAKE?" ... I can make holding your hand seem like the most important thing in the world when you're scared. ... I can make your child breathe when they stop. ... I can help your father survive a heart attack. ... I can make myself get up at 5 a.m. to make sure your mother has the medicine she needs to live. ... I work all day to save the lives of strangers. ... I make my family wait for dinner until I know your family member is taken care of. ... I make myself skip lunch so that I can make sure that everything I did for your wife today is charted. ... I make myself work weekends and holidays because people don't just get sick Monday thru Friday. ... Today, I might save your life. ... How much do I make? All I know is, I make a difference. Re-post not only if you are a nurse or you love a nurse, but most importantly, re-post this if you respect their work.

    I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE


  • #4827
    SV
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,534 ✭✭✭SV


    Newaglish wrote: »
    I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE

    srsly though, how much do you make? cos I'm trying to make a good career choice and none of that shíte is gonna pay my mortgage.


  • #4828
    Paddy Cow
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭Paddy Cow


    Newaglish wrote: »
    I'M A NURSE AND I DESPERATELY NEED REASSURANCE ABOUT MY IMPORTANCE
    It reminds me of the one that was doing the rounds about a year ago about mothers and how they have about 50 jobs all rolled into one.


  • #4829
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    Paddy Cow wrote: »
    It reminds me of the one that was doing the rounds about a year ago about mothers and how they have about 50 jobs all rolled into one.

    The one with the picture of Casey Anthony in the prison jumpsuit? Wtf was that about…


  • #4830
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,441 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    My Facebook is now just full of people posting screenshots of the weather forecasts on their phones. Surely we can all just look the weather up ourselves if we really want to know.


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  • #4831
    milltown
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,624 ✭✭✭milltown


    XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »
    My Facebook is now just full of people posting screenshots of the weather forecasts on their phones. Surely we can all just look the weather up ourselves if we really want to know.

    It's your newsfeed though.
    The news always has a bit about the weather dunnit?


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