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MurdyWurdy

Why on earth would you broadcast to the works that you were stood up by some guy? I'd just want to slink away and hide!

kunst nugget

MurdyWurdy wrote: »

Why on earth would you broadcast to the works that you were stood up by some guy? I'd just want to slink away and hide!

Because it gives you an excuse to show how empowered you are, hun. And you can then put up that stupid fúcking Marilyn Monroe quote…

Call Me Jimmy

That dream of having her picture taken repeatedly is up there with Dr. King's. So glad it's finally happening for her xoxo

kunst nugget

Call Me Jimmy wrote: »

That dream of having her picture taken repeatedly is up there with Dr. King's. So glad it's finally happening for her xoxo

All he was dreaming about was people sitting down for dinner together. Looooooooser! Her dream is about being fierce and fabulous. Swit Swoo, shine like a star, girl!

MrStuffins

kunst nugget wrote: »

Because it gives you an excuse to show how empowered you are, hun. And you can then put up that stupid fúcking Marilyn Monroe quote…

"I'm selfish, impatient....."

Shut up Marilyn you fool!

Thwip!

MrStuffins wrote: »

"I'm selfish, impatient....."

Shut up Marilyn you fool!

"I made a ton of bad decisions that people tend to gloss over due to the fact that I looked good in a skirt/dress"

Quazzie

"XXXX is at Tullamore General Hospital"

Then a load of " Wats wrong", "whats up" and "Hope all is well soon xx"

:rolleyes:

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kunst nugget

Thwip! wrote: »

"I made a ton of bad decisions that people tend to gloss over due to the fact that I looked good in a skirt/dress"

'I'm a horrible human being but you'll have to put up with this sh¡t if you want to have any hope of making the beast with two backs…'

PizzamanIRL

http://postimg.org/image/o23k2vsj7/

Why are people so gullible stupid?

miamee

I can't even copy and paste what I have just read. Someone I am friends with 'liked' a photo so it popped up in my newsfeed. The basic gist of the status was: the only time a daddy should have to walk his daughter down the aisle is at her wedding. Something about him being a great daddy - (tagged) with Daddy X at funeral of Baby X. And a photo of him carrying a tiny coffin with flowers on it. He looks like a child himself.

Sweet Jesus.

NegativeCreep

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

http://postimg.org/image/o23k2vsj7/

Why are people so gullible stupid?

What is that anyway?

Lisha

miamee wrote: »

I can't even copy and paste what I have just read. Someone I am friends with 'liked' a photo so it popped up in my newsfeed. The basic gist of the status was: the only time a daddy should have to walk his daughter down the aisle is at her wedding. Something about him being a great daddy - (tagged) with Daddy X at funeral of Baby X. And a photo of him carrying a tiny coffin with flowers on it. He looks like a child himself.

Sweet Jesus.

FB really brings misery porn to shocking new levels.
Someone I know posts of lot of tripe like the above, and she regularly bemoans the hardhearted cynics who don't like the posts she shared .
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PizzamanIRL

NegativeCreep wrote: »

What is that anyway?

Haven't a clue, which probably makes it worse.

Brian_Zeluz

NegativeCreep wrote: »

What is that anyway?

My guess is that Lourdes place, though that specialises in miracles and not luck so maybe this is something to do with a well or a leprechaun.

December2012

Thwip! wrote: »

"I made a ton of bad decisions that people tend to gloss over due to the fact that I looked good in a skirt/dress"

Big boobs = I get to be a mad bïtch!

Pawwed Rig

NegativeCreep wrote: »

What is that anyway?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amarnath_Temple

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Lisha wrote: »

FB really brings misery porn to shocking new levels.
Someone I know posts of lot of tripe like the above, and she regularly bemoans the hardhearted cynics who don't like the posts she shared .
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Love this description

danslevent

Thw "Hope U R Ok Hun" page on Facebook has declined in humour recently!

keith16

danslevent wrote: »

Thw "Hope U R Ok Hun" page on Facebook has declined in humour recently!

Big time. Hardly read it any more.

shruikan2553

danslevent wrote: »

Thw "Hope U R Ok Hun" page on Facebook has declined in humour recently!

imo I think the problem is its been trying to have a story going for weeks. You need to read them all to understand whats going on instead of the random comment that you would see from some attention seeking twat.

skeleton_boy

If I see one more picture/comment about meeting/wanting to meet or so excited to meet that Heath prick from Home and Away I'm going to explode.

castletownman

skeleton_boy wrote: »

If I see one more picture/comment about meeting/wanting to meet or so excited to meet that Heath prick from Home and Away I'm going to explode.

I agree. Heath arrives over here for some promotional work and every girl is swoon, get pictures taken with him etc.

I would actually fear for April's safety if they did a similar promotion for the lads

skeleton_boy

castletownman wrote: »

I agree. Heath arrives over here for some promotional work and every girl is swoon, get pictures taken with him etc.

I would actually fear for April's safety if they did a similar promotion for the lads

Be something like this I suspect

http://media.joe.ie/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/s_36_769__Carlow_lads_meet_home_and_away_star.jpg

languagenerd

skeleton_boy wrote: »

If I see one more picture/comment about meeting/wanting to meet or so excited to meet that Heath prick from Home and Away I'm going to explode.

I find all those H&A tours really weird! Why are Aussie soap actors hanging out in Mullingar and Carrick-on-Shannon? It's not like we send Fair City stars to nightclubs in small Australian towns... :P

wnolan1992

languagenerd wrote: »

I find all those H&A tours really weird! Why are Aussie soap actors hanging out in Mullingar and Carrick-on-Shannon? It's not like we send Fair City stars to nightclubs in small Australian towns... :P

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Al_Coholic

languagenerd wrote: »

I find all those H&A tours really weird! Why are Aussie soap actors hanging out in Mullingar and Carrick-on-Shannon? It's not like we send Fair City stars to nightclubs in small Australian towns... :P

not a bad idea to send Fair City 'actors' to Australia....just give them a one way ticket though!

danslevent

shruikan2553 wrote: »

imo I think the problem is its been trying to have a story going for weeks. You need to read them all to understand whats going on instead of the random comment that you would see from some attention seeking twat.

I have been following the story, it just sort of annoys me now. I don't gfind it worth trying to decipher the writing.

I think the person who is doing it is on a J1 (three month student working/holiday Visa) in America. They are definitely a student, the amount of pictures of fast food and drink they have put up!

coolhull

languagenerd wrote: »

I find all those H&A tours really weird! Why are Aussie soap actors hanging out in Mullingar and Carrick-on-Shannon? It's not like we send Fair City stars to nightclubs in small Australian towns... :P

I can't imagine Cass or Charlie getting mobbed on the streets of Adelaide!

Al_Coholic

oh dear a girls status ...not the brightest in the world as this shows.


''If the staff in mc donalds spoke English maybe id of got the right order''

Thwip!

Im so so sorry for not speaking to you in over a week but I promise mr.vodka ill make it worth while tonight

If you're personifying your alcohol, then you have a problem