Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names]

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I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

LizT

Festy wrote: »

The amount of people uploading pictures of themselves sunburnt is ridiculous.Do they actually think they look well or something ?

They're waiting for the
"OMG hun dat's terrible! Cnt believe de weatha wz so gud tho!!"
"Haha farmer's tan!"
"ouch, hope ur ok hun"

comments.

Festy

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

Blame trash TV shows like Geordie shore and Tallafornia for that.Warping our youth :mad:

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LizT wrote: »

They're waiting for the
"OMG hun dat's terrible! Cnt believe de weatha wz so gud tho!!"
"Haha farmer's tan!"
"ouch, hope ur ok hun"

comments.

Or

"Ye got a great culer babe"

Thwip!

LexieOnRale wrote: »

I think I'm probably the only one on my Facebook who didn't get a hint of colour. I'm a lovely shade of blue/white, thanks to factor 50.

That makes me a loser!

I was inside building a diorama. Whiter than coleslaw at this stage :P

DipStick McSwindler

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kunst nugget

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Basically what ive learned from this thread is..........Never post a status!!

Sumthng wrng? Hpe ur ok, hun.

Kotek Besar

kunst nugget wrote: »

Sumthng wrng? Hpe ur ok, hun.

Cant say on here, PM me x

DipStick McSwindler

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Festy

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Nevermind bbz, Ill just Instagram a pic of me drowning myself in Ben and Jerrys, compalin Im fat, join a gym and when I get there all ill do wid me griloz is stand round by 1 de machines and talk about how much id love te lose weight. Then ill post a facebook status like this http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35775165.jpg

YOUR ALL CÙNTS I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!

u luk grt hun xxx

coolhull

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

Nevermind bbz, Ill just Instagram a pic of me drowning myself in Ben and Jerrys, compalin Im fat, join a gym and when I get there all ill do wid me griloz is stand round by 1 de machines and talk about how much id love te lose weight. Then ill post a facebook status like this http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/35775165.jpg

YOUR ALL CÙNTS I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!

yer lookin reel cool dere hun. nevah mind the h8rz. dey ony jelus ov yer fine sxy booty.
u go gurl!

Bipolar Joe

Please stop trying to imitate the hope ur ok hun page here. Just referencing a funny thing does not make you funny.

coolhull

Bipolar Joe wrote: »

Please stop trying to imitate the hope ur ok hun page here. Just referencing a funny thing does not make you funny.

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

Bipolar Joe

coolhull wrote: »

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

I never said it was a rule.

PizzamanIRL

In Bed Anal With Ky Dvd & Plenty Of Snuggles...!!

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

jd007

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

Reminds me of this joke...

A man was working late at the Carphone Warehouse one night when he received this text from his daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As he eagerly rushed home, he couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

ronjo

coolhull wrote: »

Sorreeeeee, sir ... But where did you see that rule?. I can't find it anywhere

He has a point though. Its repeated on almost every page followed by some "hilarious" replies.

Pherekydes

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

Are you sure she's not having anal with KY jelly?

Cookie_Monster

jd007 wrote: »

Reminds me of this joke...

A man was working late at the Carphone Warehouse one night when he received this text from his daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

As he eagerly rushed home, he couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

Means he was a sick ****, eager for anal sex with his daughter?

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Cookie_Monster wrote: »

Means he was a sick ****, eager for anal sex with his daughter?

wincest

Crooked Jack

Can anyone tell me what "je swee" means? It keeps coming up on the Hope ur ok hun" page and it's the only one i cant translate.

kunst nugget

Crooked Jack wrote: »

Can anyone tell me what "je swee" means? It keeps coming up on the Hope ur ok hun" page and it's the only one i cant translate.

Je suis - it's in relation to her boyfriend's parents being French Canadian.

Crooked Jack

kunst nugget wrote: »

Je suis - it's in relation to her boyfriend's parents being French Canadian.

Ahh, I see, thanks a million.

Jesus, that page is effective. After reading it I end up reading everything else on the internet with the same voice in my head for a while.

Duck's hoop

It is funny. But the 'gas' characters who post replies in the 'accent' do my head in.

They're just not funny.

Also it's mad the amount of genuine real life skankbag hunzos who post and like.

THEZAPPA

Came across this on my news feed:

"just ta let yall kno im not as thick as i look
,for merits and one distinction for my results get in der!,all hard work and no play ibiza im ready, ready to go hardddcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Michael D Not Higgins

Its snowing in Madrid! Luckily that Global Waring Scam got debunked with the new theory on Global Cooling, otherwise I'd be pretty confused!!

This guy is already blocked from my news feed for the stuff he puts up. I wouldn't mind but he's an intelligent guy, even got 600 in the Leaving.

Cunning Stunt

"past all exams "

Festy

THEZAPPA wrote: »

Came across this on my news feed:

"just ta let yall kno im not as thick as i look
,for merits and one distinction for my results get in der!,all hard work and no play ibiza im ready, ready to go hardddcore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Harvard awaits :pac:

DipStick McSwindler

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iDave

Girl 1 Some people really know how to push my buttons and love doing it !!!!!!!Get a life!!!

Girl 2 You ok babe?

Girl 1 No but I will b wen I get mine bk tit 4 tat baby tit 4 tat lol hows u sweets

Girl 2 I'm good pet. Anything I can do to help?

Girl 1 Get rid of all boys hahaha

Girl 2 Ha ha ha no bother. They're driving me barny right now also. Lol

Girl 1 Hahaha we cn get togetr n make a plan 4 sure distruction wil b our middle name ha oh babe


So having plotted the destruction of the male species Girl 1 proceeds to upload a pic of a near naked male model 2 days later, her opninion of men changed quick. And we come full circle of her opnion on men when she posts this 24 hours later after flying to the UK.

Girl 1 Off to pump sum iron 2nite 1st trip to a uk gym! Humm wonder if il find my prince underneath all d sweat haha