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mackeire wrote: »

Just want to say Happy Anniversary to my darling husband. I cant believe that it was 14 years ago today it only seems like yesterday but 14 years and 2 boys later here we still are please god the next 14 years will be as kind to the both of us. We've had our ups and our downs like everyone but I wouldn't change u for the world - all my love always xxx


the husband isn't on facebook!!!!

Haha my moms friend is in Facebook, and posts smushy lovey dovey stuff about her perfect family and her gorgeous husband. On Saturday nights in real life she goes to the pub by herself and drinks with other men, and refers to the husband around close friends as "that bastard"

orol221

Also to see how fast and where it goes regions, gender, age of the people who share it, time am/pm ... it's just to see how we react ...all about customer perception and what is the best strategy to get most of people to know about something you r advertising all that marketing shiote.

orol221

Aspiring wrote: »

You start fake pages, you link to sites using adfly or maybe the site is just infested with ads and viruses = money in the long run.

Also to see how fast and where it goes regions, gender, age of the people who share it, time am/pm ... it's just to see how we react ...all about customer perception and what is the best strategy to get most of people to know about something you r advertising all that marketing shiote.

batistuta9

you know those annoying people who use hashtags on FB - the idiots who really do it, not the ones that use multiupdate apps - well from now on they're going to be non entrants to this thread...

FB are introducing the hashtag

but a new breed should emerge from it :pac:

banie01

Lisha wrote: »

I have some tiny bit of sympathy with the bereaved posting on fb. To me it seems like they want everyone to know that they still miss the deceased.
Personally I don't see the point myself and i would never do it myself. But If it brings them comfort who am I to judge .
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+1 I see it much the same as an In-memoriam, or anniversary remembrance in the local paper.
Sometimes folks just want let people know they are remembering those they've lost, I see it as no harm no foul really.

Apanachi

KKkitty wrote: »

Think anyone going on Jeremy Kyle should have a psychiatric evaluation before they go on it.

I have honestly only ever seen that show once, but know of similar ones over here in Germany, and to be honest, I think most of the people on the show actually must get a psychiatric evaluation before they go on it and those who aren't somewhat insane aren't allowed on, only the "crazies" get accepted

marcbrophy

batistuta9 wrote: »

you know those annoying people who use hashtags on FB - the idiots who really do it, not the ones that use multiupdate apps - well from now on they're going to be non entrants to this thread...

FB are introducing the hashtag

but a new breed should emerge from it :pac:

Kill me now!!! :pac:

Lisha

miamee wrote: »

I do that as well Mostly it's to shame myself into keeping it up so that I can't just say 'ah feck it, I won't bother, no one will know'. I'mm sure no one really pays attention to them but I feel like it helps in some small way to keep me motivated. I don't do any of the other stuff on this thread though :pac:

Sorry lol just after I posted about this I thought of just that as being reason why:)
Possibly it irks me only as I am slightly ashamed that I cannot do the same.

I think people use fb for different reasons. Personally I see little real benifit to my own life from it. I get a lot more from boards tbh. And in real life I find contacting people directly to be a lot more satisfying .
But others just love fb so I try to just scroll on and let them at it. (Maybe after a little giggle or eye roll if required)

Lisha

banie01 wrote: »

+1 I see it much the same as an In-memoriam, or anniversary remembrance in the local paper.
Sometimes folks just want let people know they are remembering those they've lost, I see it as no harm no foul really.

I suppose as most don't buy papers daily any more posting in memorial status is more immediate to people. I know myself that we only buy Sunday papers. And use the wonder that is rip.ie for funeral times etc.

batistuta9

marcbrophy wrote: »

Kill me now!!! :pac:

20% of users are getting it this week i think

TheChevron

http://imagesup.net/?di=413711252102

Get me the sick bucket.

I forgot to add, one of the guys who liked that page has a rep for the old inter-gender boxing.

wnolan1992

batistuta9 wrote: »

you know those annoying people who use hashtags on FB - the idiots who really do it, not the ones that use multiupdate apps - well from now on they're going to be non entrants to this thread...

FB are introducing the hashtag

but a new breed should emerge from it :pac:

I literally came to post this just now...

See the attachment.

May god have mercy on us all!

KKkitty

Apanachi wrote: »

I have honestly only ever seen that show once, but know of similar ones over here in Germany, and to be honest, I think most of the people on the show actually must get a psychiatric evaluation before they go on it and those who aren't somewhat insane aren't allowed on, only the "crazies" get accepted

It's quintessentially car crash tv at it's very best but I wouldn't announce it on facebook that I was going on it. That girl has since taken down that status too.

batistuta9

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I literally came to post this just now...

See the attachment.

May god have mercy on us all!

That is brutal

Im going to try to get something from that post & ask why are things -cars, etc. referred to as if they're feminine? Is it from other languages

KKkitty

wnolan1992 wrote: »

I literally came to post this just now...

See the attachment.

May god have mercy on us all!

Mark Zuckerberg stealing an idea from someone else. Well I never

harney

KKkitty wrote: »

Mark Zuckerberg stealing an idea from someone else. Well I never

I can just feel the sequel now......... The Social Network 2: Zuck gets Hashed!

Super-Rush

like dis status if u are goin out 2moz night

Fuk off.

BNMC

Why are idiots wishing their Fathers a happy Father's Day when they're not even on FB?

The mind boggles.

BNMC

Why are idiots wishing their Fathers a happy Father's Day when they're not even on FB?

The mind boggles.

looking_around

to show the world how much they care about their dads ... and to get some *awws*

efb

The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale

EuskalHerria

efb wrote: »

The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale

I just look for the worst in the people. Luckily Facebook makes it really easy to find.

kunst nugget

efb wrote: »

The cynisisam on this thread is off the scale

Is that the really bad skin problem people are always talking about?

Thwip!

Tempted to reply to this

"At risk of sounding exceptionally vain, the fact I'm single is a bit of a joke"

This is from a guy

Thwip!

*Crap, posted twice*

thunderdog

Thwip! wrote: »

Tempted to reply to this



This is from a guy

Should really be "At risk of sounding like a joke, the fact I'm exceptionally vain is why I'm single"

coolhull

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I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself

thunderdog

coolhull wrote: »

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I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself

The "not joking" part is the best thing about that post

kunst nugget

coolhull wrote: »

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God must have seen me struggling to dump that body in the unmarked shallow grave up the mountains. Tbh, I didn't think I'd be getting a blessing off him for doing that but I guess he works in mysterious ways.

coolhull

kunst nugget wrote: »

God must have seen me struggling to dump that body in the unmarked shallow grave up the mountains. Tbh, I didn't think I'd be getting a blessing off him for doing that but I guess he works in mysterious ways.

Brilliant!