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Paddy Cow

Lisha wrote: »

Yikes . . If the real Mr Corr reads that there'll be trouble

I am prepared to survive a Zombie apocalypse so I think I can survive Mr Corr

Aspiring

Paddy Cow wrote: »

FECK OFF. I have spent two long years infiltrating Boards.ie and now that my inbox is inundated with warriors to the cause, you Sir, should cease and desist :cool: Be warned. You cannot win. The Illuminati will prevail :P

Ha, more illuminati monkey scum. You are the type of lizard zionist who passed the Lisbon treaty with its implications allowing Europe to conscript our young to the European illuminati army. The same illuminati who planted zombie horse meat in our burgers and puts radon below the ground to give us all cancer to fund their pockets. Ha, Illuminati this is Jim Corr giving you a final warning as I put my tinted glasses on once more.

Paddy Cow

Aspiring wrote: »

Ha, more illuminati monkey scum. You are the type of lizard zionist who passed the Lisbon treaty with its implications allowing Europe to conscript our young to the European illuminati army. The same illuminati who planted zombie horse meat in our burgers and puts radon below the ground to give us all cancer to fund their pockets. Ha, Illuminati this is Jim Corr giving you a final warning as I put my tinted glasses on once more.

Your opinions have been noted :cool:

TheChevron

I bought carmex 4 a coldsore...i dnt kno if carmex cures coldsores bu wat i do kno is dat it does make it shiny n more noticable

coolhull

TheChevron wrote: »

I bought carmex 4 a coldsore...i dnt kno if carmex cures coldsores bu wat i do kno is dat it does make it shiny n more noticable

that would be interesting- a coldsore as bling...

DipStick McSwindler

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kunst nugget

IrishFeeney92 wrote: »

"Sending someone a text and waiting to see what they reply back to you has to be the most nerve wrecking thing ever!! haha!!"

18 Minutes later..........

"Need to go on a walk to clear my head....only melted"


Obviously didn't get the answer he was looking for!

Well, don't ask people 'Does my bum look big in this?' if you can't handle the truth…

Gamer Bhoy 89

1st January 2013

"364 dayz til xmasssss!"

humbert

gamercfc wrote: »

1st January 2013

"364 dayz til xmasssss!"

You've been holding on to that gem a while.

milltown

gamercfc wrote: »

1st January 2013

"364 dayz til xmasssss!"

Is christmas on new years eve this year?

Voodoomelon

Something of late is the amount of disturbing videos appearing on Facebook. The odd friend Likes a video, and suddenly i'm watching a man being eaten by a lion or a man slashing his back with a sword. And the videos have deliberately ambigious titles.

Do people really want you to know that they "like" sick shít?

Pawwed Rig

gamercfc wrote: »

"364 dayz til xmasssss!"

201 days now;)

coolhull

Pawwed Rig wrote: »

201 days now;)

Waaay to much time on your hands!

yerwanthere123

coolhull wrote: »

Waaay to much time on your hands!

Typing the question into Google doesn't take that long though.

lolli

Person 1 WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best news ever :D:D
Person 2 OMG its d best news eva
Person 3 Um wat is it?
Person 1 Soz cnt say on dis

Festy

lolli wrote: »

Person 1 WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! best news ever :D:D
Person 2 OMG its d best news eva
Person 3 Um wat is it?
Person 1 Soz cnt say on dis

Just die

lolli

Festy wrote: »

Just die

I know, such attention seeking crap.

Caribbean Cat

Chillin here with xxxx his da cudt b bothrd 2 klct him 4 dwknd its ok i luv ya son xxxxx
the hashtag on facebook then read: ragin cant c my girlz luvz ya tho ya no urselvez da crack:(

yerwanthere123

"I hate these toilets on the bus, but at least my hands now smell like coconut "

PizzamanIRL

t drink or not..? dunno what t do

Why do so many people feel the need to put this ****e on Facebook?

Is Facebook going to give you a magic answer?

humberklog

Pimms O' Clock!

Custardpi

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why do so many people feel the need to put this ****e on Facebook?

Is Facebook going to give you a magic answer?

Probably will yes, along the lines of "yeh go 4it babz, u no u want2 lol! YOLO :):):):):):)"

NegativeCreep

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Why do so many people feel the need to put this ****e on Facebook?

Is Facebook going to give you a magic answer?

They're fishing for an invite to somewhere because they don't have anyone to go out with.

leggo

NegativeCreep wrote: »

They're fishing for an invite to somewhere because they don't have anyone to go out with.

Ding ding ding, we have a winner.

See also: "Dnt wanna sit in on a Satruday bt I sed id neva drink again.."

Followed a couple hours later by them checking in to some pub saying "WOO! COCKTAILS!" because someone finally texted them.

MagnusDamm

A colleague of mine took a picture of our boss emptying himself at work. He stood on the back of the toilet and took a picture of him in the cubicle.

He put it on facebook and the whole office has seen it except the boss!

Thwip!

^Impending dismissal ahoy

Cypher_sounds

Is so bored.

coolhull

MagnusDamm wrote: »

A colleague of mine took a picture of our boss emptying himself at work. He stood on the back of the toilet and took a picture of him in the cubicle.

He put it on facebook and the whole office has seen it except the boss!

Your colleague seems to have a lot of time on his hands.
When his boss sees his facebook page, he'll have even more time to spare

wnolan1992

MagnusDamm wrote: »

A colleague of mine took a picture of our boss emptying himself at work. He stood on the back of the toilet and took a picture of him in the cubicle.

He put it on facebook and the whole office has seen it except the boss!

Is your colleague 12?

lolli

Anyone else getting loads of pictures of sunburnt people who think they are seriously cool?