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thesandeman

coolhull wrote: »

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I was drinking a cup of tea. The message said 'drop everything' So I did... and scalded the bolloc&s out of meself

I bet you ended up with one very small thing after that.
You're gonna have to struggle even harder now :O

Festy

TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !

coolhull

Festy wrote: »

TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !
A

Slight anger management issues, perhaps?

kunst nugget

Festy wrote: »

TAMPIN FUMING RAGIN I'm seriously gonna ****in burst someones head open one of these days awoke at this hour one a ****in Sunday if mom was here der wud have been world War 2 some peoPle have no ****in cuntin respect ! !

Is tampin txtspk for tampoon? Is this the legendary PMT that possesses women when the moon hangs full in the night sky?

ronan45

"Mail Gurl!!! All Will Be reveled, pm Me as soon as you get it !!! "





Oh my...... Must be Uber important.... Wish I Knew what the secret was:mad:

garv123

Hash-tagging.. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

The stupid b1tch who used # all her posts is now doing a entire post that consists of just a hash tagged sentence.


Burn them all !!!

Festy

coolhull wrote: »

Slight anger management issues, perhaps?

It's the World War 2 bit that had me pissing myself.:pac:

coolhull

Festy wrote: »

It's the World War 2 bit that had me pissing myself.:pac:

Yeah, obviously she hadn't noticed that WW2 finished some time back

Thwip!

Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

yerwanthere123

Thwip! wrote: »

Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

Wonder how long before it's taken down?

batistuta9

yerwanthere123 wrote: »

Wonder how long before it's taken down?

that won't be taken down

rambutman

Thwip! wrote: »

Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

4uckin funny - looked at that page, and straight away "i know that wan"

thesandeman

Thwip! wrote: »

Has anyone seen this group page? Seems slightly stalkerly to say the least

Makes me ashamed to be from Galway :-(







To make things worse half of them could be my daughters :O




Glad I'm not on Facebook. They'll never find me ;-)

Big Nasty

What's a 'trayn'?

batistuta9

MCMLXXV wrote: »

What's a 'trayn'?

Train? Trying?

Put it in a sentence, be easier

osarusan

As mentioned earlier, I think that 'fake like' thing is called 'farming'. Set up a page and get loads of 'likes', which basically means people have subscribed to the page and will continue to get updates on their newsfeed. Actual companies can then buy the page, and will have thousands of people getting their updates.

Why the actual companies don't just set up the pages themselves with a real but cheap prize giveaway is beyond me.

Big Nasty

batistuta9 wrote: »

Train? Trying?

Put it in a sentence, be easier

'ya tik trayn basturd. choo choo'

How so Joe

MCMLXXV wrote: »

'ya tik trayn basturd. choo choo'

It's train.
That's a thing from hope ur ok hun, right?
She talks a lot about people being on the thick train.

XxMCRxBabyxX

How so Joe wrote: »

It's train.
That's a thing from hope ur ok hun, right?
She talks a lot about people being on the thick train.

Is anyone else starting to get sick of that page? I feel like it's losing its humour. Particularly the "tik trayn" thing. That got old fairly fast imo.

Fozzydog3

PizzamanIRL wrote: »

Ky is her 4 year old son.

I notice a good few people who say 'anal' instead of 'and all' without realising.

Must be named after the brand of jelly

GoldFour4

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The obama's are in Ireland and they woundn't have the manners to come to Wexford for the JFK 50th anniversary party.always said Obama was a bad president.

kunst nugget

I invited him for tea and scones and he never even bothered to reply. I always knew he couldn't be trusted…

coolhull

kunst nugget wrote: »

I invited him for tea and scones and he never even bothered to reply. I always knew he couldn't be trusted…

Or maybe they just don't fancy scones.
I wouldn't.

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

XxMCRxBabyxX wrote: »

Is anyone else starting to get sick of that page? I feel like it's losing its humour. Particularly the "tik trayn" thing. That got old fairly fast imo.

Some of its boring, the whole "riris da n unkle makur goin for pints" thing is like repeated, but I waited with baited breath for her next update that time she was going on her dates with brad. It's like a new chapter to a book!

wildlifeboy

can someone put up a link to this group?

Vex Willems

LexieOnRale wrote: »

Some of its boring, the whole "riris da n unkle makur goin for pints" thing is like repeated, but I waited with baited breath for her next update that time she was going on her dates with brad. It's like a new chapter to a book!

Is there an English translation of it anywhere? I can't follow it at all!

kunst nugget

coolhull wrote: »

Or maybe they just don't fancy scones.

They've obviously no Irish in them then. I bet they wouldn't even know when to shout 'Sinn Fein!' and 'IRA!' when singing along to 'The Fields of Athenry', the durty west Brits…

qo2cj1dsne8y4k

wildlifeboy wrote: »

can someone put up a link to this group?

There's been loads of links put up, scroll back and it should be there somewhere

There'll be no more making fun of my lesbian friend, she's 27 and found out recently she has cancer and I just wouldn't feel right laughing at her as much as I did.

However there was this gem last night from another girl.

"I'm a person who does not suffer from sinus the last two days I've been suffering from a unreal pain on the left hand side under Neath my eyeball lads I thought my face was going to fall of me with the pain of it so i went to the doc and with in two hours if taking my pills I would like to say .............. No pain and able to sleep so the moral of the story is everyone get a pain in there face once in a while -feeling free"

LizT

I complain about how I look alot, but one thing I have never, ever taken for granted, is my legs. I am so grateful I can walk. Alot of people don't have that opportunity, it's not something to be taken for granted, ever. So, yay, go legs

*face palm*

yerwanthere123

LizT wrote: »

*face palm*

I, too, enjoy having limbs.