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coolhull

kunst nugget wrote: »

I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon

Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*

gnfnrhead

Mink wrote: »

Frapes just aren't funny anymore, if they ever were.

"I love c0ck" etc

I had a chance to frape someone earlier but couldnt think of anything other than the usual that would still be known as a frape. He spotted his phone before I came up with anything good.

yerwanthere123

I thought this was pretty funny!
"got accused of trying to steal weetabix from Tesco a minute ago.. the accuser had fake eye lashes on...for work...in Tesco... what is life"

batistuta9

coolhull wrote: »

Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*

Have a look at the conspiracy theories forum, there's a thread on FB being funded by the american gov./CIA/whatever, they backed/created it as database to use on the people and that Zuckerberg is just a front and they regularly use Harvard for this sort of thing

Not really into the whole CT thing but some are a bit interesting :pac:

didn't read the full thing yet but it was created a while ago, nothing to do with the bombings in Boston.


Also they do use FB, Twitter, etc. they were looking for laws to be granted to give them access to the sites, to monitor people - something like an updated form of wiretapping

& remember a while back them two from the UK, one might have been Irish even, that were refused entry after their comments on twitter

Czarcasm

coolhull wrote: »

Why are the Americans spending millions of dollars trying to find out who the perpetrators are when all they have to do is look up Facebook or Twitter and find 'the truth'? The CIA, FBI, Homeland Security etc, should know by now that all the answers are to be found on social sites.
Don't they know that the people who use Facebook are never,ever,wrong?


* Ssssiiiiggggghhh. I sometimes weep for humanity*

Please, I'm asking nicely and all, but no more use of this phrase. Humanity doesn't give a fcuk and it comes off like you think you're Jesus.

Turtwig

Czarcasm wrote: »

Please, I'm asking nicely and all, but no more use of this phrase. Humanity doesn't give a fcuk and it comes off like you think you're Jesus.

No they don't but the idiom relates more to the standard of humanity and its reputation or its future prospects.

Czarcasm

Jernal wrote: »

No they don't but the idiom relates more to the standard of humanity and its reputation or its future prospects.

But it's ONE person in how many billion? I doubt even they could ride around that much that they'd have any impact on the future of humanity or it's intellectual standard! :pac:

Paddy Cow

CarMe wrote: »

This moronic girl has come out with a lot of gems but I can't even believe my eyes at this one...

"I dnt even like boston fck dem x"

Please tell me she got a lot of abuse stick for that?

Paddy Cow

batistuta9 wrote: »

& remember a while back them two from the UK, one might have been Irish even, that were refused entry after their comments on twitter

I remember that. Story here.

pc7

kunst nugget wrote: »

I know these are from twitter but they give you a peek into the world of the idiots' reaction to the Boston bombings:

http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/tagged/Boston-Marathon

:eek: at those posts. I've never heard the term 'sand monkey'???

blatantrereg

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I remember that. Story here.

Hilarious!

LizT

"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

Kotek Besar

LizT wrote: »

"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

Ah now. Calling Asian people savages is a bit taboo right now, surely.

kunst nugget

LizT wrote: »

"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

Well I don't know about Indians or Thai people but the Chinese are hardly savages are they? I'd hardly be broadcasting my penchant for cannibalism on a social network either. It's a bit crass…

Paddy Cow

blatantrereg wrote: »

Hilarious!

You couldn't make it up......searching their bags for shovels to dig up Marilyn Monroe :pac::pac::pac:

cantdecide

Not a status but a comment;

"That is BAD ASS mate"

I mean where do you begin with this one?

wildlifeboy

cantdecide wrote: »

Not a status but a comment;

"That is BAD ASS mate"

I mean where do you begin with this one?

Not much wrong there! most Arnie Movies are BAD ASS!

Riesen_Meal

This is from a chap I was in school with - nice chap in the real world but he must have missed the days when we did English....

Now, I am personally not Barrack Obama's biggest fan at all, but one thing I do know is that Mr. Obama is well capable of a powerful speech when he fancies it.... :pac:

Ah well, he isn't as bad as another dude I know - he usually has his missus type his status updates for him....

rox5

Nearly everyone on my newsfeed have statuses saying "So hungover!" and "Can't wait for the weekend" and "Need alcohol soon!" nearly EVERYDAY.

At first it was alright, now it has gotton to the point where I nearly want to say: "Unless you see flying unicorns on these nights, shut the "f*ck up!"

jimjamcoolio

"What is the book version of Wikipedia?"

kunst nugget

jimjamcoolio wrote: »

"What is the book version of Wikipedia?"

This is it

Tetra

"I picked u some flowers today I wanted u to see them there beautiful just like u ..just one thing they may not make it in the heat but I wanted u to see them at least lol love you buttercup"

wnolan1992

rox5 wrote: »

At first it was alright, now it has gotton to the point where I nearly want to say: "Unless you see flying unicorns on these nights, shut the "f*ck up!"

If you drink the right stuff... you do...

kunst nugget

Tetra wrote: »

"I picked u some flowers today I wanted u to see them there beautiful just like u ..just one thing they may not make it in the heat but I wanted u to see them at least lol love you buttercup"

After reading that I vomited into my hand and then I rubbed it in my eyes to try and wash out what I had just seen. It didn't work...

coolhull

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

And this is all you have to do....


http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

yerwanthere123

coolhull wrote: »

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

And this is all you have to do....


http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

That's akin to something you'd see in a junior infants activity book

Tetra

Response to what I posted above:

"I could search the world a million times and never find a man as good as you are.. you will always have my heart.. thank you for being a wonderful husband and father!! I love you with all my heart and soul baby!!"


Just...ugh. I am going to have to delete these two because they are getting on my nerves now :mad:

EoghanIRL

Like of you are against cancer


Ignore if you want your grandmother to be raped in hell.

Or

Chat me bbz xXoXXxxo 2k12 + 1 # yolo

coolhull

EoghanIRL wrote: »

Like of you are against cancer


Ignore if you want your grandmother to be raped in hell# yolo

Well, at least we get a choice.....

purplecow1977

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.