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purplecow1977

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

summerskin

purplecow1977 wrote: »

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

Could be worse, they could have posted it twice...

kunst nugget

purplecow1977 wrote: »

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

I had some 'friends' that posted as their dog. I think they thought they were being all postmodern. They were actually just being gobsh¡tes.

purplecow1977

summerskin wrote: »

Could be worse, they could have posted it twice...

Don't know how it happened, plus both of them say 91 posts in total so can't be a problem on my side :P

skirtgirl

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

wnolan1992

skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

That has to be grounds for insta-deletion? :eek:




On second thoughts, stay friends with her. Her opinions on the gay marriage referendum (whenever that happens) are sure to be worth keeping her as a friend. :P

summerskin

purplecow1977 wrote: »

Don't know how it happened, plus both of them say 91 posts in total so can't be a problem on my side :P

Erm, the last post shows your cumulative count, not the count of what it was when you posted. So yep, it's on your side.

Custardpi

skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

It's spelt "Paki" ffs! Just because it sounds like the name of a former Ireland goalkeeper doesn't mean it's spelt that way. Honestly, the Irish education system has a lot to answer for if people can't even spell racist epithets properly anymore!

yerwanthere123

skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

Holy crap. The next plague can't come soon enough.

The King of Moo

Yeah We got that Commie Sum Bitch:)

This person's not even American .

Culleeo

Both from the same lad.

"A family in Cork has refused a council house because it didn't have space for a trampoline. Jesus Christ!! The same ones would be complaining about bankers ruining the country when they are smoking their 50 super king a day, living off the state. I'm working full time and if I go out on one good night I'm foraging round the presses for food till I get paid again"

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

Testament1

Culleeo wrote: »

Both from the same lad.

"A family in Cork has refused a council house because it didn't have space for a trampoline. Jesus Christ!! The same ones would be complaining about bankers ruining the country when they are smoking their 50 super king a day, living off the state. I'm working full time and if I go out on one good night I'm foraging round the presses for food till I get paid again"

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

I presume he'll be getting a sex change to go with the name change?

wnolan1992

Culleeo wrote: »

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

This is actually very impressive. :pac:

Culleeo

Testament1 wrote: »

I presume he'll be getting a sex change to go with the name change?

I'll ask him and get back to you :rolleyes:

Richard Hillman

From the person who brought us this (Girl 1)
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83765549&postcount=3768

and (Girl 1)
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83384922&postcount=3447

Brings us (The bolded part makes me laugh)

"Nearly half d age of some the mothers on this road and I hve more cop on than to let my kids be running around screaming on d street at this time, id have the respect for other people that have smaller kids id be out there telling" them to be quite and if they couldn't they'd be dragged in and these kids are my <name> ages bunch bloody spas"

Testament1

Culleeo wrote: »

I'll ask him and get back to you :rolleyes:

I eagerly await your reply :cool:

vixdname

"UUurghh I'm so hungover, I'm as sick as a small hospital"

If you were genuinely that sick, the last thing on your mind would be of getting your phone \ logging onto FB and typing in that comment.

TRUTH: You had a few drinks last night, didnt get that drunk, went home, are not hungover much if at all, just want FB friends to know you were out last night and that you're such a big mad eejit !!! Whos a great laugh !!!

FCUK OFF PRETEND HANGOVER FREAKS

Grayson

vixdname wrote: »

"UUurghh I'm so hungover, I'm as sick as a small hospital"

If you were genuinely that sick, the last thing on your mind would be of getting your phone \ logging onto FB and typing in that comment.

TRUTH: You had a few drinks last night, didnt get that drunk, went home, are not hungover much if at all, just want FB friends to know you were out last night and that you're such a big mad eejit !!! Whos a great laugh !!!

FCUK OFF PRETEND HANGOVER FREAKS

To be fair, you don't have to paralysed from the neck down to have a hangover. I'm pretty certain they have the use of their thumbs.

I would however agree if they posted SickAsADog.com or Wrecked.com or Hanging.com.

dan1895

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/17421_626389490722873_2065602234_n.jpg

Someone I'm friends with actually did this to herself.

Boombastic

dan1895 wrote: »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/17421_626389490722873_2065602234_n.jpg

Someone I'm friends with actually did this to herself.

& It looks like she used sh1t to do it :pac:

dan1895

Boombastic wrote: »

& It looks like she used sh1t to do it :pac:

Fake tan....apparently

kingofslaves

kunst nugget wrote: »

I had some 'friends' that posted as their dog. I think they thought they were being all postmodern. They were actually just being gobsh¡tes.

a friend of mine in the UK has a profile for his cat, it's got more friends than him !

mackeire

Ever wonder how it happend you think it's you but then you look back and think it can't be all me...hate giving up but I think it's about time not worth the anger or stress anymore people change when new things come into there life's but that life you just have to deal wit it......:'(

mackeire

apparently i farted in the taxi last night and the driver went mad!!

JonathanAnon

I'm sure it's mentioned before, but did you ever see the one where the missus leaves herself logged in to FB and that mischievous wag of a husband of hers discovers this and capitalizes for the purpose of humour..

Mary : "My husband Tom is the best husband in the world. It was the best day ever when I married him".
Julie-Ann: "Ha ha Mary.. Fraped"..
Tom : "What me, never ;-)"...

JUST FCUK OFF THE LOT OF YE..

yerwanthere123

mackeire wrote: »

Ever wonder how it happend you think it's you but then you look back and think it can't be all me...hate giving up but I think it's about time not worth the anger or stress anymore people change when new things come into there life's but that life you just have to deal wit it......:'(

What's wrong babes?

Lisha

Don't want to say here

Pm?

yerwanthere123

Lisha wrote: »

Don't want to say here

Pm?

k chick. take ur time x

Paddy Cow

mackeire wrote: »

apparently i farted in the taxi last night and the driver went mad!!

Was that a status or did you think this was the "Your News" thread? :P

Seans_Username

Grayson wrote: »

To be fair, you don't have to paralysed from the neck down to have a hangover. I'm pretty certain they have the use of their thumbs.

I would however agree if they posted SickAsADog.com or Wrecked.com or Hanging.com.

I know a lad who was hungover when we were playing FIFA and he just goes "aw dying.ie"
I thought it was quite funny. But any other "bored.com" bs wrecks my head. Haven't seen any of it in a good while, thank god