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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#4052 17-04-2013 2:58pm
LizT

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"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

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#4053 17-04-2013 3:01pm
Kotek Besar

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LizT wrote: »

"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

Ah now. Calling Asian people savages is a bit taboo right now, surely.

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#4054 17-04-2013 3:04pm
kunst nugget

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LizT wrote: »

"Id love somethin savage to eat like an indian , chinese or thai or some sort of other nationality!!"

Well I don't know about Indians or Thai people but the Chinese are hardly savages are they? I'd hardly be broadcasting my penchant for cannibalism on a social network either. It's a bit crass…

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#4055 17-04-2013 4:01pm
Paddy Cow

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blatantrereg wrote: »

Hilarious!

You couldn't make it up......searching their bags for shovels to dig up Marilyn Monroe :pac::pac::pac:

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#4056 17-04-2013 7:47pm
cantdecide

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Not a status but a comment;

"That is BAD ASS mate"

I mean where do you begin with this one?

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#4057 18-04-2013 10:22am
wildlifeboy

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cantdecide wrote: »

Not a status but a comment;

"That is BAD ASS mate"

I mean where do you begin with this one?

Not much wrong there! most Arnie Movies are BAD ASS!

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#4058 18-04-2013 5:35pm
Riesen_Meal

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This is from a chap I was in school with - nice chap in the real world but he must have missed the days when we did English....

Now, I am personally not Barrack Obama's biggest fan at all, but one thing I do know is that Mr. Obama is well capable of a powerful speech when he fancies it.... :pac:

Ah well, he isn't as bad as another dude I know - he usually has his missus type his status updates for him....

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#4059 18-04-2013 6:03pm
rox5

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Nearly everyone on my newsfeed have statuses saying "So hungover!" and "Can't wait for the weekend" and "Need alcohol soon!" nearly EVERYDAY.

At first it was alright, now it has gotton to the point where I nearly want to say: "Unless you see flying unicorns on these nights, shut the "f*ck up!"

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#4060 18-04-2013 6:38pm
jimjamcoolio

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"What is the book version of Wikipedia?"

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#4061 18-04-2013 7:42pm
kunst nugget

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jimjamcoolio wrote: »

"What is the book version of Wikipedia?"

This is it

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#4062 18-04-2013 7:56pm
Tetra

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"I picked u some flowers today I wanted u to see them there beautiful just like u ..just one thing they may not make it in the heat but I wanted u to see them at least lol love you buttercup"

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#4063 18-04-2013 8:02pm
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rox5 wrote: »

At first it was alright, now it has gotton to the point where I nearly want to say: "Unless you see flying unicorns on these nights, shut the "f*ck up!"

If you drink the right stuff... you do...

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#4064 18-04-2013 8:38pm
kunst nugget

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Tetra wrote: »

"I picked u some flowers today I wanted u to see them there beautiful just like u ..just one thing they may not make it in the heat but I wanted u to see them at least lol love you buttercup"

After reading that I vomited into my hand and then I rubbed it in my eyes to try and wash out what I had just seen. It didn't work...

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#4065 18-04-2013 9:31pm
coolhull

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http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

And this is all you have to do....

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

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#4066 18-04-2013 11:25pm
yerwanthere123

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coolhull wrote: »

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

And this is all you have to do....

http://b-static.net/vbulletin/images/attach/png.gif

That's akin to something you'd see in a junior infants activity book

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#4067 18-04-2013 11:50pm
Tetra

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Response to what I posted above:

"I could search the world a million times and never find a man as good as you are.. you will always have my heart.. thank you for being a wonderful husband and father!! I love you with all my heart and soul baby!!"

Just...ugh. I am going to have to delete these two because they are getting on my nerves now :mad:

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#4068 18-04-2013 11:55pm
EoghanIRL

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Like of you are against cancer

Ignore if you want your grandmother to be raped in hell.

Or

Chat me bbz xXoXXxxo 2k12 + 1 # yolo

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#4069 19-04-2013 12:00am
coolhull

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EoghanIRL wrote: »

Like of you are against cancer

Ignore if you want your grandmother to be raped in hell# yolo

Well, at least we get a choice.....

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#4070 19-04-2013 4:46pm
purplecow1977

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I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

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#4071 19-04-2013 4:47pm
purplecow1977

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I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

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#4072 19-04-2013 4:49pm
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purplecow1977 wrote: »

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

Could be worse, they could have posted it twice...

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#4073 19-04-2013 4:51pm
kunst nugget

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purplecow1977 wrote: »

I saw a baby on Facebook.
Like, posting as a baby.
I kid you not.

I had some 'friends' that posted as their dog. I think they thought they were being all postmodern. They were actually just being gobsh¡tes.

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#4074 19-04-2013 4:52pm
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summerskin wrote: »

Could be worse, they could have posted it twice...

Don't know how it happened, plus both of them say 91 posts in total so can't be a problem on my side :P

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#4075 19-04-2013 6:24pm
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"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

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#4076 19-04-2013 6:26pm
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skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

That has to be grounds for insta-deletion? :eek:

On second thoughts, stay friends with her. Her opinions on the gay marriage referendum (whenever that happens) are sure to be worth keeping her as a friend. :P

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#4077 19-04-2013 6:34pm
summerskin

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purplecow1977 wrote: »

Don't know how it happened, plus both of them say 91 posts in total so can't be a problem on my side :P

Erm, the last post shows your cumulative count, not the count of what it was when you posted. So yep, it's on your side.

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#4078 19-04-2013 6:56pm
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skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

It's spelt "Paki" ffs! Just because it sounds like the name of a former Ireland goalkeeper doesn't mean it's spelt that way. Honestly, the Irish education system has a lot to answer for if people can't even spell racist epithets properly anymore!

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#4079 19-04-2013 9:34pm
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skirtgirl wrote: »

"See that **** about that packie one on the news , I don't see the fuss! Yeah she got septasemia ? So what my granny did too and died from it aswell lord to mercy on her and ya don't see it all over the news it's aload a ****e what they're coming out with! She should a stayed in her own country if they didn't like ours , that's my view of it! None of ours is put on the news by dien from it but when it happens to them it's a big deal? Wtf"

This came up on my news feed. I actually feel like punching the uneducated cow in the face.

Holy crap. The next plague can't come soon enough.

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#4080 20-04-2013 10:29am
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Yeah We got that Commie Sum Bitch:)

This person's not even American .

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#4081 20-04-2013 11:06am
Culleeo

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Both from the same lad.

"A family in Cork has refused a council house because it didn't have space for a trampoline. Jesus Christ!! The same ones would be complaining about bankers ruining the country when they are smoking their 50 super king a day, living off the state. I'm working full time and if I go out on one good night I'm foraging round the presses for food till I get paid again"

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

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