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Jaafa · 2011-04-13 20:56:22

I saw my fair share of these before I deactivated my account. One of the worst came from an american 'friend'(?) of mine. She said and I quote: "Ughhh so stupid...I have to get a visa to go to south america! I mean seriously isn't this the UNITED sates! Ahhhhh....Worst state ever!" She was promptly removed from my friends…

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#4082 20-04-2013 11:53am
Testament1

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Culleeo wrote: »

Both from the same lad.

"A family in Cork has refused a council house because it didn't have space for a trampoline. Jesus Christ!! The same ones would be complaining about bankers ruining the country when they are smoking their 50 super king a day, living off the state. I'm working full time and if I go out on one good night I'm foraging round the presses for food till I get paid again"

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

I presume he'll be getting a sex change to go with the name change?

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#4083 20-04-2013 11:58am
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Culleeo wrote: »

"I'm 27 next Wednesday, fat blonde and single. I may as well change my name to Bridget Jones and start keeping a diary"

This is actually very impressive. :pac:

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#4084 20-04-2013 12:00pm
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Testament1 wrote: »

I presume he'll be getting a sex change to go with the name change?

I'll ask him and get back to you :rolleyes:

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#4085 20-04-2013 4:19pm
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From the person who brought us this (Girl 1)
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83765549&postcount=3768

and (Girl 1)
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=83384922&postcount=3447

Brings us (The bolded part makes me laugh)

"Nearly half d age of some the mothers on this road and I hve more cop on than to let my kids be running around screaming on d street at this time, id have the respect for other people that have smaller kids id be out there telling" them to be quite and if they couldn't they'd be dragged in and these kids are my <name> ages bunch bloody spas"

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#4086 20-04-2013 4:42pm
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Culleeo wrote: »

I'll ask him and get back to you :rolleyes:

I eagerly await your reply :cool:

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#4087 20-04-2013 4:47pm
vixdname

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"UUurghh I'm so hungover, I'm as sick as a small hospital"

If you were genuinely that sick, the last thing on your mind would be of getting your phone \ logging onto FB and typing in that comment.

TRUTH: You had a few drinks last night, didnt get that drunk, went home, are not hungover much if at all, just want FB friends to know you were out last night and that you're such a big mad eejit !!! Whos a great laugh !!!

FCUK OFF PRETEND HANGOVER FREAKS

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#4088 20-04-2013 5:09pm
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vixdname wrote: »

"UUurghh I'm so hungover, I'm as sick as a small hospital"

If you were genuinely that sick, the last thing on your mind would be of getting your phone \ logging onto FB and typing in that comment.

TRUTH: You had a few drinks last night, didnt get that drunk, went home, are not hungover much if at all, just want FB friends to know you were out last night and that you're such a big mad eejit !!! Whos a great laugh !!!

FCUK OFF PRETEND HANGOVER FREAKS

To be fair, you don't have to paralysed from the neck down to have a hangover. I'm pretty certain they have the use of their thumbs.

I would however agree if they posted SickAsADog.com or Wrecked.com or Hanging.com.

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#4089 20-04-2013 9:05pm
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https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/17421_626389490722873_2065602234_n.jpg

Someone I'm friends with actually did this to herself.

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#4090 20-04-2013 9:36pm
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dan1895 wrote: »

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/17421_626389490722873_2065602234_n.jpg

Someone I'm friends with actually did this to herself.

& It looks like she used sh1t to do it :pac:

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#4091 20-04-2013 10:18pm
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Boombastic wrote: »

& It looks like she used sh1t to do it :pac:

Fake tan....apparently

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#4092 21-04-2013 12:45am
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kunst nugget wrote: »

I had some 'friends' that posted as their dog. I think they thought they were being all postmodern. They were actually just being gobsh¡tes.

a friend of mine in the UK has a profile for his cat, it's got more friends than him !

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#4093 21-04-2013 10:19am
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Ever wonder how it happend you think it's you but then you look back and think it can't be all me...hate giving up but I think it's about time not worth the anger or stress anymore people change when new things come into there life's but that life you just have to deal wit it......:'(

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#4094 21-04-2013 10:37am
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apparently i farted in the taxi last night and the driver went mad!!

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#4095 21-04-2013 12:20pm
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I'm sure it's mentioned before, but did you ever see the one where the missus leaves herself logged in to FB and that mischievous wag of a husband of hers discovers this and capitalizes for the purpose of humour..

Mary : "My husband Tom is the best husband in the world. It was the best day ever when I married him".
Julie-Ann: "Ha ha Mary.. Fraped"..
Tom : "What me, never ;-)"...

JUST FCUK OFF THE LOT OF YE..

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#4096 21-04-2013 12:24pm
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mackeire wrote: »

Ever wonder how it happend you think it's you but then you look back and think it can't be all me...hate giving up but I think it's about time not worth the anger or stress anymore people change when new things come into there life's but that life you just have to deal wit it......:'(

What's wrong babes?

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#4097 21-04-2013 12:26pm
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Don't want to say here

Pm?

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#4098 21-04-2013 12:28pm
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Lisha wrote: »

Don't want to say here

Pm?

k chick. take ur time x

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#4099 21-04-2013 4:18pm
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mackeire wrote: »

apparently i farted in the taxi last night and the driver went mad!!

Was that a status or did you think this was the "Your News" thread? :P

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#4100 21-04-2013 4:47pm
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Grayson wrote: »

To be fair, you don't have to paralysed from the neck down to have a hangover. I'm pretty certain they have the use of their thumbs.

I would however agree if they posted SickAsADog.com or Wrecked.com or Hanging.com.

I know a lad who was hungover when we were playing FIFA and he just goes "aw dying.ie"
I thought it was quite funny. But any other "bored.com" bs wrecks my head. Haven't seen any of it in a good while, thank god

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#4101 21-04-2013 7:12pm
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I have seen this a couple of times since yesterday :rolleyes: (American cousins dontchaknow)

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#4102 21-04-2013 8:44pm
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Lisha wrote: »

Don't want to say here

Pm?

r you ok hun?

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#4103 21-04-2013 10:02pm
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miamee wrote: »

I have seen this a couple of times since yesterday :rolleyes: (American cousins dontchaknow)

Would have been fine without the "Got you asshole" part IMO.

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#4104 21-04-2013 11:18pm
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First this:

made tea.ran 43 miles. aerobics class. had a sneeze....
do people REALLY need to know dis kinda crap people put up

then shortly after:

(name) shared AJ2 Jewellers's photo.

**Ladies Stunning MICHAEL KORS Rose Gold & Diamonte WATCH GIVEAWAY **

We are giving away this stunning Michael Kors Rose gold & Diamonte Watch!

All you have to do to be in with a chance of winning is:
1. LIKE our page
2. LIKE this pic
3. SHARE this post.
Its that simple!!
Good luck everyone! x

Obviously irony is completely lost on this one. Also, if one of my friends ran FORTY-THREE MILES I'd probably be pretty interested.

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#4105 21-04-2013 11:28pm
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If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?

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#4106 21-04-2013 11:51pm
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EoghanIRL wrote: »

If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?

Bahahaha

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#4107 21-04-2013 11:53pm
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EoghanIRL wrote: »

If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?

It's more like a forced blow job when you think about it.

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#4108 22-04-2013 12:59am
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EoghanIRL wrote: »

If you water an apple tree with apple juice is it forced cannibalism?

Yes, in the same way as pouring own's seed over a passed out drunk girl is Humanism.

Yes, yes it is.

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#4109 22-04-2013 8:29am
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Send the freakin Czechs back home, coming here an bombing our courntry, howd they feel if we bombed theres? I'm boycoting all things Czech, I hope my fellow Americans do the same.

Seriously, if you're going to be spouting racist sh*te, then at least make sure you're giving out about the right country/nation (FFS, at least try to the get the right continent!!!)

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#4110 22-04-2013 9:20am
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Apanachi wrote: »

Seriously, if you're going to be spouting racist sh*te, then at least make sure you're giving out about the right country/nation (FFS, at least try to the get the right continent!!!)

Or at least go and Czech a map first.

I'll get my coat.

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#4111 22-04-2013 3:51pm
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http://publicshaming.tumblr.com/post/48170860762/you-gotta-admit-regardless-of-what-you-think-of

I know its twitter but this is pretty stupid .

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