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Whats the worst smell

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    #122
    Squaredude
    Registered Users Posts: 1,186 ✭✭✭Squaredude


    When I was back in secondary school,we went to a college open day.A group of girls from another school walked past, i nearly keeled over from the smell off them.It was like they'd all decided to wash themselves with rotten tuna.it was horrible.


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    #123
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Darlughda wrote: »
    haha have to laugh at all the comments re: women's vag.

    Other than dead bodies, have you ever had a sniff of the average Irish man's penis, particularly when pubes are untrimmed???:eek:

    Enough to send women to nunnerys in their thousands!

    I'm led to believe that a good whiff of bell-butter under the helmet is a big turn on for the lady.

    A nice plumb growler, well thatched, and ...well......:o :o 'showing a bit of interest' is a turn on for the lads ,Im told.

    Who want's to gob off a frikken antiseptically smelling pecker,with a bland stubbly backwall?

    Next thing people will be douching with Dettol and swilling their cocks in Vichy water.


    FFS:mad:


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    #124
    Eve_Dublin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,884 ✭✭✭Eve_Dublin


    The Spanish love ham but some love it more than others and you get some men here with incredibly stinky rotten ham breath that can fill a whole room.


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    #125
    Padraig Mor
    Registered Users Posts: 9,543 ✭✭✭Padraig Mor


    Autopsy on someone with an intestinal infection. Take my word for it!


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    #126
    MASTER...of the bra
    Closed Accounts Posts: 411 ✭✭MASTER...of the bra


    Darlughda wrote: »
    haha have to laugh at all the comments re: women's vag.

    Other than dead bodies, have you ever had a sniff of the average Irish man's penis, particularly when pubes are untrimmed???:eek:

    Enough to send women to nunnerys in their thousands!
    What does the above average mans "little man" smell of??:pac:


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    #127
    electrobanana
    Registered Users Posts: 1,420 ✭✭✭electrobanana


    unwashed camel toe:eek:


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    #128
    Fulton Crown
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,493 ✭✭✭Fulton Crown


    The gusset of Miss Wilsons drawers.

    Miss Wilson was my kindergarten teacher and even at that tender age I used to wonder what the fcuk she kept in there to create that foul nauseous odour.

    Of course I now realise that she was just a bit lax around the hygiene department in the gowler area as when I described to my big brother - he said that was just the smell of unwashed cnunt.

    You lives and larns......:confused:


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    #129
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    MASTER...of the bra wrote: »
    What does the above average mans "little man" smell of??:pac:

    A lil OT!!! Check this out

    Apparently, we beat the Asians/Japanese/Mongolians for size of the lil fella... but Congo beats them all.... :p


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    #130
    garv123
    Registered Users Posts: 6,576 ✭✭✭garv123


    if you cut the belly of a deer by accident when gutting him in the field is instant vomit for some people


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    #131
    YouTookMyName
    Registered Users Posts: 3,361 ✭✭✭YouTookMyName


    Pig slurry.


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    #132
    t0mm13b
    Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    garv123 wrote: »
    if you cut the belly of a deer by accident when gutting him in the field is instant vomit for some people

    "I fewked up" :P :pac:


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    #133
    lorebringer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭lorebringer


    Padraig Mor wrote: »
    Autopsy on someone with an intestinal infection. Take my word for it!

    Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

    Anything warm, wet and rotting.

    E.coli plates.

    A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

    Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

    Parvo poo (bleugh!)

    After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

    Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

    Cat pee that has been left for a long time.


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    #134
    pragmatic1
    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    lorebringer wrote: »
    Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

    Anything warm, wet and rotting.

    E.coli plates.

    A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

    Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

    Parvo poo (bleugh!)

    After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

    Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

    Cat pee that has been left for a long time.


    S.Aureus plates much worse. Like smelly feet.


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    #135
    lorebringer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭lorebringer


    pragmatic1 wrote: »
    S.Aureus plates much worse. Like smelly feet.

    Absolutely! E. coli is a walk in the park compaired to Staph! ;)


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    #136
    Padraig Mor
    Registered Users Posts: 9,543 ✭✭✭Padraig Mor


    lorebringer wrote: »
    Opening anything - alive or dead - with a gastrointestinal infection is really bad.

    Anything warm, wet and rotting.

    E.coli plates.

    A. fumigatus plates, or even worse - in liquid growing medium.

    Vomit (I just can't deal with it and I generally have a strong stomach for smells!)

    Parvo poo (bleugh!)

    After birth form a cow that had a still born (that was dead for a while inside her) with septicemia.

    Really bad female B.O. (dirty, nasty women are always worse than blokes)

    Cat pee that has been left for a long time.

    Worked/familiar with most of those and believe me they don't hold a candle to an 'infected autopsy'!


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    #137
    Princess Zelda
    Registered Users Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    The bog of eternal stench
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TY8T9iTUxc


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    #138
    dfx-
    Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 15,665 Mod ✭✭✭✭dfx-


    Little Acorn wrote: »
    Hydrogen sulphide or Ammonia chemicals..

    Any thio compounds...

    Anyone walking past a first year college chemistry lab will know this smell:(


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    #139
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,337 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    Badly infected wounds smell terrible when they open up.

    A few years back the turkey got left in the oven after Christmas dinner and was forgotten about for quite a while. Had to burn out the smell.


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    #140
    Andre80Johnson
    Registered Users Posts: 239 ✭✭Andre80Johnson


    Booterstown station.


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    #141
    IronViking
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6 ✭IronViking


    English people's teeth?


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    #142
    Cú Giobach
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,772 ✭✭✭Cú Giobach


    This fellas bathroom sink. :D


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    #143
    Cybertron85
    Closed Accounts Posts: 193 ✭✭Cybertron85


    Mary Harney's hairy gooch on a hot summers day.


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    #144
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    The smell you get when a pot of spuds boils dry. The missus has just gone and done it there and I know the smell will be hanging around the gaff for a couple of days. Rank.


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    #145
    henryporter
    Registered Users Posts: 2,089 ✭✭✭henryporter


    This guy's flat: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056200729


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    #146
    MonkeyGuy
    Registered Users Posts: 863 ✭✭✭MonkeyGuy


    I'm probably way behind but..... pooh?


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    #147
    Aishae
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,800 ✭✭✭Aishae


    picture this:

    dog who eats anything
    he is asleep on your lap
    ar$e is in line with your nose
    you just happen to be open mouthed and inhaling when....
    she lets a blinding ripper.
    so bad you have to go stand outside for 10 minutes and when you come back you still need to waft the room
    feckin toxic hole


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    #148
    fatherted1969
    Registered Users Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭fatherted1969


    I worked as a boner in a meat factory for many years and while the smell coming from the gut room or the killing floor was bad enough it was bearable, without doubt the worst smell i experienced was while deboning a side of beef and accidentally cut through an abcess that was inside the beef.

    These abcesses could be huge and my god the smell was rank. These things could empty a boning hall in seconds and god help you if they bursted in your face


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    #149
    El Weirdo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,646 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    fatherted1969 wrote: »
    I worked as a boner...
    This is as far as I got.

    *snigger*


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    #150
    sh1tstirrer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,489 ✭✭✭sh1tstirrer


    Maybe bath farts like this thread http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056200126&highlight=bath+farts

    Cows retained afterbirth would make anyone puke.


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    #151
    this is arse
    Closed Accounts Posts: 261 ✭✭this is arse


    Andre80Johnson wrote: »
    Booterstown station.

    booterstown,

    also spanish people


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