What the hell is wrong with my flatmate?

UglyBolloxFace · 06-03-2011 4:12pm #1

So my flatmate is a bit on the strange side. And by this I mean the following:

- He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

- Today as I left the flat there was a carton of milk on his window sill noticeable as you walk past (he must be drinking that sour too).

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

Cheap Thrills! · 06-03-2011 4:13pm

:eek: undead?

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 06-03-2011 4:13pm

If he starts eating cats...your roommate could be Alf!

deathrider · 06-03-2011 4:14pm

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

UglyBolloxFace · 06-03-2011 4:16pm

deathrider wrote: »

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

You know, I would be inclined to believe this - it's the only scenario that makes sense (and that's saying something!).

iSoap · 06-03-2011 4:17pm

A hard boiled rotten egg a day keeps the great soul honourable and democracy away.

Daegerty · 06-03-2011 4:17pm

The fact that he's flat might be causing some problems

Sunnyisland · 06-03-2011 4:18pm

Maybe he doesn't like you anymore so he is trying to frighten you out.

Sunnyisland · 06-03-2011 4:20pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

You know, I would be inclined to believe this - it's the only scenario that makes sense (and that's saying something!).

Like in men in black, maybe time to call them, dont have there number here.

smk89 · 06-03-2011 4:20pm

deathrider wrote: »

He's clearly an alien trying to fit in amoung humans. Aliens don't notice when food goes off. They just eat it and pretend to be human.

Try to catch him out by pretending to make a presentation on "Designing star ships capable of warp 4 speed." If he helps let him finish, make a copy then kill him.

Ditch · 06-03-2011 4:21pm

I think I'd move. I mean; How can ye relax, knowing someone like that's around?

rebel10 · 06-03-2011 4:21pm

Who cares? He is Chinese, as far as i'm concerned, we should be doing all we can to adapt to their way of life, because soon enough we will no longer be slaves to Europe but slaves to them.
Just start calling him "master" now, it'll make it easier in the long run.;)

Profiler · 06-03-2011 4:22pm

There is no flatmate... is there?

It's you eating the rancid milk and eating the eggs isn't it...

there, there, rest your weary head on After Hours shoulder...

AssaultedPeanut · 06-03-2011 4:23pm

+1 on the alien theory. Because of the sour milk thing........anyone remember Alien Nation

wandatowell · 06-03-2011 4:23pm

pics or GTFO

orourkeda · 06-03-2011 4:24pm

I'd be happy to have him if he could cook a good trio

rebel10 · 06-03-2011 4:24pm

Op, sorry just saw your username, perhaps he has some kind of weird attraction to disgusting/repulsive things. It all makes sense now.

General General · 06-03-2011 4:25pm

If he's of Mongolian descent, he may have grown up on horse milk... if so, fresh cow's milk can lack zing.

P.S: is the OP that chick that wrote about being a 'Celtic cub' living in London in the SIndo there a couple of weeks ago? Name & location seem a possible match.

Mrmoe · 06-03-2011 4:27pm

He is stocking up for next Halloween, now that's dedication.

deathrider · 06-03-2011 4:29pm

Then again, maybe he's not an alien. Maybe he's just a psycho who's trying to kill off his taste buds so that when he kills you in the middle of the night and eats you, you won't taste so bad.

Agricola · 06-03-2011 4:30pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

So my flatmate is a bit on the strange side. And by this I mean the following:

- He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

- Today as I left the flat there was a carton of milk on his window sill noticeable as you walk past (he must be drinking that sour too).

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

/ thread

Thats a joke by the way.

UglyBolloxFace · 06-03-2011 4:34pm

General General wrote: »

If he's of Mongolian descent, he may have grown up on horse milk... if so, fresh cow's milk can lack zing.

P.S: is the OP that chick that wrote about being a 'Celtic cub' living in London in the SIndo there a couple of weeks ago? Name & location seem a possible match.

Ashling O'Whatsherface? Yes, yes that is me.

Horse milk? Do you mean horse semen?

brummytom · 06-03-2011 4:38pm

He's a fucking freak. The only answer is to kill him

seafood dunleavy · 06-03-2011 4:47pm

Profiler wrote: »

There is no flatmate... is there?

It's you eating the rancid milk and eating the eggs isn't it...

there, there, rest your weary head on After Hours shoulder...

He's going to start a fight club soon.His flatmate that is.

TheZohanS · 06-03-2011 4:48pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

Now, does anyone have any clue what the hell is going on here? I consider myself a strange enough person, but this is downright crazy. He's Chinese, so I tried Googling some Chinese delicacies that would involved rotten, month-old eggs and sour milk, but can't seem to find any.

The food isn't for him, it's for his pet....and I hope for your sake it doesn't escape.

Griffen262 · 06-03-2011 4:54pm

UglyBolloxFace wrote: »

He has eggs in the fridge that have been ONE MONTH out of date. They appear to have solidified/rotted because when you pick the tray up it is very noticeably heavy. But that's not the strange part - the eggs are being eaten, because each day a new one is taken from it.

Balut?

ottostreet · 06-03-2011 4:55pm

Maybe its an experiment? I've done that...just left cartons of milk on the balcony for months...occasionally added stuff to it like brown sauce and stuff.

Me and a friend of mine then opened it after a few months and left it in my flatmates room overnight while he was away. He saw the funny side (I think)

chicken fingers · 06-03-2011 5:08pm

Cant believe nobody said this yet, so I will just jump right in and say it....

the Chinese, a great bunch of lads

amacca · 06-03-2011 5:09pm

Philistines one and all

only common people eat food that has not been subjected to a bit of decay

casu marzu anyone?

your flatmate OP is clearly a person of breeding.....let him show you the way

silly people cook and preserve their food...us higher ups merely let time and nature take their course and learn to savor the results.

Onikage · 06-03-2011 5:13pm

Blast, piss.

Praetorian Saighdiuir · 06-03-2011 5:13pm

chicken fingers wrote: »

Cant believe nobody said this yet, so I will just jump right in and say it....
the Chinese, a great bunch of lads

I already posted that!

What the hell is wrong with my flatmate?

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