Whats the worst smell

pragmatic1 · 03-03-2011 1:36am #1

Personally I'd go for halitosis. A good friend has it and its like he brushed his teeth with ****e. Singed hair is also rank.

Ruu_Old · 03-03-2011 1:37am

Burning flesh. >_>

Fizman · 03-03-2011 1:38am

Smegma dipped in blue waffle.

Menengroth™ · 03-03-2011 1:38am

balls.

blindpilot · 03-03-2011 1:39am

Guinness farts.

Dangerous Man · 03-03-2011 1:39am

Dublin. Probably because we haven't won as many fucking GAA titles or something...

jassha · 03-03-2011 1:40am

3 day old socks

Khyra24 · 03-03-2011 1:40am

Menengroth™ wrote: »

balls.

Whose balls have you been smelling?

blindpilot wrote: »

Guinness farts.

I have yet to smell these.

The worst smell for me has to be...yeah, probably halitosis.

RichieC · 03-03-2011 1:40am

dead things.

osullic · 03-03-2011 1:41am

Downstairs in fibbers,only experienced it once but man it was awful.

jassha · 03-03-2011 1:41am

on relection have to agree. Worked with a guy once in a small office and nearly ended up puking everyday

blindpilot · 03-03-2011 1:42am

Guinness farts are nasty things. Dont drink it myself too often but I go out with people that do. Its something no one should have to suffer.

pragmatic1 · 03-03-2011 1:42am

Menengroth™ wrote: »

balls.

My balls smell fantastic.

bluto63 · 03-03-2011 1:43am

Food that's been given weeks to rot. Try cleaning it out without gagging...ugh...

jassha · 03-03-2011 1:43am

osullic wrote: »

Downstairs in fibbers,only experienced it once but man it was awful.

fibbers eyre square?

Fizman · 03-03-2011 1:43am

Thursday.

i.e. I once met a lad on a Tuesday, and there was a smell of Thursday off him.

irishturkey · 03-03-2011 1:45am

Afterbirth hanging out of a cow... when your hungover! Vile, abominable.... theres actually no word for how horrible it is

Dangerous Man · 03-03-2011 1:46am

Rats.

Little Acorn · 03-03-2011 1:49am

Morning breath after a night of drinking brandy.
Hydrogen sulphide or Ammonia chemicals.
Vomit
Dead animals.
Milk/Cream that has gone sour, actually most gone off or rotten foods.
Dog farts.

KungPao · 03-03-2011 1:49am

Some members of a certain mobile community...especially on a hot summers day.

Also, dirty babies nappies.

And another, I once came across this dude with some skin problem...the stench was indescribable, and it made some impression on my nostrils I tell ya.

Poor bloke.

AFC_1903 · 03-03-2011 1:50am

Puppy sh!te, actually the faeces of any infant - animal or human.

Especially when the smell of that sh!te is coming from between your bare toes.

osullic · 03-03-2011 1:50am

jassha wrote: »

fibbers eyre square?

No Parnell Street in Dublin.

SillyMangoX · 03-03-2011 2:00am

Smell of a cows cleanings left in her about a week after giving birth to 2 dead calves...to make it worse she had milk fever...and I was hungover and already fit to puke!

RichieC · 03-03-2011 2:03am

I heard penguin snots are meant to be nasty as f*ck.

Any Zoo staff here can confirm?

Aoifey! · 03-03-2011 2:05am

Manure

mikom · 03-03-2011 2:06am

Want.

KungPao · 03-03-2011 2:08am

Aoifey! wrote: »

Manure

I hate manure.

flanum · 03-03-2011 2:11am

failure!

t0mm13b · 03-03-2011 2:19am

irishturkey wrote: »

Afterbirth hanging out of a cow... when your hungover! Vile, abominable.... theres actually no word for how horrible it is

SillyMangoX wrote: »

Smell of a cows cleanings left in her about a week after giving birth to 2 dead calves...to make it worse she had milk fever...and I was hungover and already fit to puke!

Wow! :eek:

You actually farmers by any chance? :rolleyes:

What made you take a sniff at the afterbirth yoke.....???? that sounds ... pervy? :P

FFS...

you did not bend over and take an in-deep breath and smell the err... err... and.... ????

Weird.. :pac:

AFC_1903 · 03-03-2011 2:27am

A 'skip' in a club, which has been left unsorted for a few days from a bank holiday weekend. Beers, cider, wines, alcopops, spirits, fruit juices, soft drinks, bits of fruit etc etc all left to brew up together, maybe with a couple of old mops and a dash of stout mixed in for the craic.

Nasty - especially when you then have to sort out the bottles for recycling.

With a hangover.

KungPao · 03-03-2011 2:37am

Even though I'm a smoker, I can't handle the smell of an ashtray or the smell of cigs in general, after a heavy session.

In fact, after a big session, It could take me many hours to be able to spark one up.

Metallitroll · 03-03-2011 2:37am

imo, the subtle heady fragrances of gay outdoor sex.

pappyodaniel · 03-03-2011 3:22am

Dead babies.

Metallitroll · 03-03-2011 3:32am

is this a smell we'd have had to have experienced, btw

pappyodaniel wrote: »

Dead babies.

can tell u i got saddled with a temp position in a certain dept at the coombe hospital, jobs n me were never meant to be only did a day anyhow but imo the smell of what i mentioned was worse

hmm dead babies, gay cock, roish i am off to bed

seanybiker · 03-03-2011 3:42am

AFC_1903 wrote: »

A 'skip' in a club, which has been left unsorted for a few days from a bank holiday weekend. Beers, cider, wines, alcopops, spirits, fruit juices, soft drinks, bits of fruit etc etc all left to brew up together, maybe with a couple of old mops and a dash of stout mixed in for the craic.

Nasty - especially when you then have to sort out the bottles for recycling.

With a hangover.

used to have to sort them out aswell. Jaysus its manky.

karlog · 03-03-2011 3:45am

A traveller.

Dangerous Man · 03-03-2011 4:02am

karlog wrote: »

A traveller.

FTW

Hank Scorpio · 03-03-2011 4:07am

Dog puke, its feckin nasty

Its one of those smells that was soon as you get a decent whiff of it, you naturally go to puke yourself and cough like mad with your eyes watering

Alias G · 03-03-2011 6:31am

Dog crap with burnt hair mashed into it FTW.

ThisNoize · 03-03-2011 6:54am

Sour milk.

I'm not talking 'few days past the expiration date' here.
I'm talking about, 2 weeks out in the sun for most of the day.

MagicSean · 03-03-2011 6:57am

Dead bodies more than a week old.

watna · 03-03-2011 7:21am

1) The time my parents left some chicken and fish in the freezer in their holiday home. They arrived back 3 months later to find the electricity had tripped at some stage and the fish and chicken had rotted. It was disgusting.

2) A dead bird the cat has brought in and for some strange reason hidden in a plastic bag in the hall...... for about a week...... in the height of summer.

Took us ages to track the smell down and then get rid of it.

lecker Hendl · 03-03-2011 7:35am

KungPao wrote: »

I hate manure.

smellls like sh*t in fairness.

Pretty_Pistol · 03-03-2011 7:49am

The smell coming from a slaughter factory.

Rotting vegetables.

Redbull.

myflipflops · 03-03-2011 8:12am

The smell off the carpet in Club 92 after the smoking ban came in.

The smell of smoke was hiding a lot of disgustingly dirty carpets in pubs/clubs around Ireland.

ziedth · 03-03-2011 8:25am

I'm not good with bad smells at all but by far the worst in my experience (randomly) is a really gone off White onion. Truly awful smell.

Lumen · 03-03-2011 8:59am

De feet.

Charlie. · 03-03-2011 9:03am

Stale piss

harvester of sorrow · 03-03-2011 9:08am

Used to work as a hgv mechanic,and this guy used come in with a truck used for taking hides out of a slaughter house............jaysus some bang off of that:eek: worst of all when you would be under it all the "liquid"would be dripping out all over ye..........,maggots the size of donkeys aswell:eek: