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Whats the worst smell

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  • 03-03-2011 2:36am
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    Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭


    Personally I'd go for halitosis. A good friend has it and its like he brushed his teeth with ****e. Singed hair is also rank.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    Burning flesh. >_>


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Smegma dipped in blue waffle.


  • Registered Users Posts: 920 ✭✭✭Menengroth™


    balls.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Guinness farts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Dublin. Probably because we haven't won as many fucking GAA titles or something...


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  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭jassha


    3 day old socks


  • Registered Users Posts: 689 ✭✭✭Khyra24


    balls.

    Whose balls have you been smelling?
    blindpilot wrote: »
    Guinness farts.

    I have yet to smell these.


    The worst smell for me has to be...yeah, probably halitosis.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    dead things.


  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭osullic


    Downstairs in fibbers,only experienced it once but man it was awful.


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭jassha


    on relection have to agree. Worked with a guy once in a small office and nearly ended up puking everyday


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,346 ✭✭✭blindpilot


    Guinness farts are nasty things. Dont drink it myself too often but I go out with people that do. Its something no one should have to suffer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,573 ✭✭✭pragmatic1


    balls.
    My balls smell fantastic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Food that's been given weeks to rot. Try cleaning it out without gagging...ugh...


  • Registered Users Posts: 219 ✭✭jassha


    osullic wrote: »
    Downstairs in fibbers,only experienced it once but man it was awful.

    fibbers eyre square?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,605 ✭✭✭Fizman


    Thursday.



    i.e. I once met a lad on a Tuesday, and there was a smell of Thursday off him.


  • Registered Users Posts: 254 ✭✭irishturkey


    Afterbirth hanging out of a cow... when your hungover! Vile, abominable.... theres actually no word for how horrible it is


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,674 ✭✭✭Dangerous Man


    Rats.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,531 ✭✭✭Little Acorn


    Morning breath after a night of drinking brandy.
    Hydrogen sulphide or Ammonia chemicals.
    Vomit
    Dead animals.
    Milk/Cream that has gone sour, actually most gone off or rotten foods.
    Dog farts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Some members of a certain mobile community...especially on a hot summers day.

    Also, dirty babies nappies.

    And another, I once came across this dude with some skin problem...the stench was indescribable, and it made some impression on my nostrils I tell ya.

    Poor bloke.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    Puppy sh!te, actually the faeces of any infant - animal or human.

    Especially when the smell of that sh!te is coming from between your bare toes.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 381 ✭✭osullic


    jassha wrote: »
    fibbers eyre square?

    No Parnell Street in Dublin.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,002 ✭✭✭SillyMangoX


    Smell of a cows cleanings left in her about a week after giving birth to 2 dead calves...to make it worse she had milk fever...and I was hungover and already fit to puke!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,334 ✭✭✭RichieC


    I heard penguin snots are meant to be nasty as f*ck.

    Any Zoo staff here can confirm?


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭Aoifey!


    Manure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Want.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Aoifey! wrote: »
    Manure

    I hate manure.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,107 ✭✭✭flanum


    failure!


  • Registered Users Posts: 607 ✭✭✭t0mm13b


    Afterbirth hanging out of a cow... when your hungover! Vile, abominable.... theres actually no word for how horrible it is
    Smell of a cows cleanings left in her about a week after giving birth to 2 dead calves...to make it worse she had milk fever...and I was hungover and already fit to puke!

    Wow! :eek:

    You actually farmers by any chance? :rolleyes:

    What made you take a sniff at the afterbirth yoke.....???? that sounds ... pervy? :P

    FFS...

    you did not bend over and take an in-deep breath and smell the err... err... and.... ????

    Weird.. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭AFC_1903


    A 'skip' in a club, which has been left unsorted for a few days from a bank holiday weekend. Beers, cider, wines, alcopops, spirits, fruit juices, soft drinks, bits of fruit etc etc all left to brew up together, maybe with a couple of old mops and a dash of stout mixed in for the craic.

    Nasty - especially when you then have to sort out the bottles for recycling.

    With a hangover. :(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    Even though I'm a smoker, I can't handle the smell of an ashtray or the smell of cigs in general, after a heavy session.

    In fact, after a big session, It could take me many hours to be able to spark one up.


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