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All ye oul wans and oul fellas out there! Wakey wakey, rise and shine!

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    #4262
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Yep, it's Wednesday. :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4263
    Spread
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    OldGoat wrote: »
    Dinner in the Trocadero planned for tonight. Damn me and my stoopid NotDrinkingforAYear idea, the Troc do a fine martini.

    Why not forward the clock in your laptop, watch, mobile and don't look at any public timepieces. And ask for your bill to be hand written - thereby excluding the date. Then all should be fine. Prost!


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    #4264
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    I'd lose face infront of Mrs.Goat and she'd never ever let me live it down. She'd gleefully facebork humilate me. :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4265
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OldGoat wrote: »
    I'd lose face infront of Mrs.Goat and she'd never ever let me live it down. She'd gleefully facebork humilate me. :o

    Get her drunk first. She won't notice then. ;)


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    #4266
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Nothing escapes her attention, ever. She is attuned to everything I do, say or think. She is listening to my thoughts right now and is forming her response and laying her plans. When she plays chess she dosen't think 2 or 3 or 4 moves ahead, she plans GAMES ahead.
    Often I've been greeted with "You lost"
    Errrr, what?
    "The game of chess we will play next Tuesday, you lose it."
    Oh, OK then. :o

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4267
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    Not tried cheating yet OG?


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    #4268
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Not tried cheating yet OG?

    Yes, if it's medicinal it doesn't count as a drink.

    Everyone knows that martinis can't be beaten as a cure for... er...


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    #4269
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    JuliusCaesar wrote: »
    Yes, if it's medicinal it doesn't count as a drink.

    Everyone knows that martinis can't be beaten as a cure for... er...

    ...most things relating to losing at chess??


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    #4270
    Spread
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    Had a few Smithwicks during/after QPR's 3 - 0 win. A few more wins and we're safe. :D

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4271
    Spread
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    The mills of God grind slowly ............ but they are getting faster

    Got my Resident's Permit from the postman just now ............ so am fully settled in.

    Bright sunshine and budding trees and typical Spring weather forecasted for the next week. A few places not far from here had 6" snow last Monday night!


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    #4272
    Spread
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    Am being hero worshipped by the hounds .......... gave them mac 'n cheese instead of the usual dog food. Discipline has come a long way since I keep a shaky biscuit bag inside the porch door. A few good shakes and they come flying ............. so Sammy is almost out of danger of going to the pound. I wonder if she heard us discussing same a few weeks ago as the change in behaviour has been seismic.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4273
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Spread wrote: »
    Discipline has come a long way since I keep a shaky biscuit Medication bag inside the door. A few good shakes and they come flying .............
    Just like Nurse and I. :cool:

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4274
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    OldGoat wrote: »
    Just like Nurse and I. :cool:

    Indeed, I can hear the 'slip slop' of your slippers right now OG as you rush for another Rusk off Nursey.

    (The box is always empty by the time I get there, I am sure you are having too many.)


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    #4275
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Rubecula wrote: »
    Indeed, I can hear the 'slip slop' of your slippers right now OG as you rush for another Rusk off Nursey.

    (The box is always empty by the time I get there, I am sure you are having too many.)
    /pats fat belly contentedly :)

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4276
    Spread
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    OldGoat wrote: »
    /pats fat belly contentedly :)

    Does she bring up your wind/burps? Just remember the ozone layer :D


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    #4277
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    Spread wrote: »
    Does she bring up your wind/burps? Just remember the ozone layer :D

    Ugh! Take the image awaaaaay!


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    #4278
    Spread
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    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4279
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    Good night!


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    #4280
    Spread
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    Just wondering if everyone survived Friday 13th?

    Unless there is a cataclysmic collapse in opponents form we will be playing in

    the Championship again next year.

    If anyone is into Special Novenas - please mention QPR.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4281
    Galen
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    Good morning...


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    #4282
    Ramette
    Registered Users Posts: 1,303 ✭✭✭Ramette


    Morning all :)

    lovely and sunny, Spread hope the forecasted Tornados arent anywhere near you. Mind you apparently there was one in Bray yesterday morning!


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    #4283
    Jellybaby1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,108 ✭✭✭Jellybaby1


    I'm still here! (if anyone is even interested!, sniffles)


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    #4284
    Rubecula
    Registered Users Posts: 8,551 ✭✭✭Rubecula


    I am always interested in the doings of my fellow O & O's. It gives us plenty to gossip about over morning biscuits and tea. And if you don't tell us, we can make it up anyway.


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    #4285
    Spread
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    After a couple of days looking, bought a used truck today. If you think secondhand salesmen in Ireland are the divil you should try here. One fellow gave me one price in the lot, another price by eMail and had a third in the local paper. A margin of 60%! Eventually got one that I liked and was right price. You get a 10 day plate to have everything up to standard and test passed. The test is on your birthday - not the vehicle's.

    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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    #4286
    Galen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Galen


    Good morning folks. My rib hurt like someone rammed a hot poker into me but it is getting better slowly.......


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    #4287
    JuliusCaesar
    Registered Users Posts: 4,882 ✭✭✭JuliusCaesar


    What happened Galen?


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    #4288
    OldGoat
    Registered Users Posts: 12,633 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    Apparently someone ran a hot poker into his ribs. :p

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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    #4289
    Galen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 664 ✭✭✭Galen


    I walked into a swinging door, I hit my head too but fortunately there was nothing in it lol


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    #4290
    Spread
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    Ramette wrote: »
    Morning all :)

    lovely and sunny, Spread hope the forecasted Tornados arent anywhere near you. Mind you apparently there was one in Bray yesterday morning!

    None in this latitude until September (I think) ......... Oklahoma is the place to be if you want to do your whirling dervish act :D. There were over 120 funnels that touched down yesterday. But today 'round here is set to go to 31C (or 87*F in the lingua franca:p)


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    #4291
    Spread
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    Goodnight and Good Moaning :)


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