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Twisted Tag Tournament discussion Thread
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NoAppreciate all the effort you put in, wolfie. i would have voted more if i hadn't been so damn busy.
Wish i was around for the Jayne Cobb match...recently watched Firefly and Serenity, and just love them to bits
Spoiler below if you haven't seen Serenity
wonder would River Tam be a suitable candidate for the next tourneyif you take out the fact that she's pyschic and just use the combat conditioning?0 -
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Nowhiteman19 wrote: »This is the only issue i have with your reasoning, koth...
There is no way Roland would shout "Nooooo" over Zorro dying as they are not ka-tet (people who are joined by destiny would be a quick way to describe ka-tet). since they barely know each other, and Zorro has done nothing to be worthy of Roland's respect, i can't see Roland crying over his death.
Other than that, your answer was good. Roland's not really adept in hand to hand combat like Batman iirc.
I know i'm nitpicking, but you almost butchering the character of Roland with that :P I just love the Dark Tower series that much Well worth the read if you haven't already 
And thanks for the praise, wolfie. took me about half an hour to decide how Roland would win and type it all in
it's no problem, whitey.not familiar with his character so it was my best guess;)If you can read this, you're too close!
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Oh really?let's go to the votes......OBJECTION!
Squirrel Girl gave you a spanking! You rascal!Although S-girl would attempt to call her little squirrely friends I'm sure Wolf has all entrances blocked with non-gnawable seals. This was one of Dooms problems in his defeat ("confound these wretched rodents!")
Werewolves possess super human strength - can't imagine Squirrel girl would be stronger, even if she's a mutant. She has Teeth for chewing- Wolf has fangs for ripping. She has claws and those knuckle spikes, Wolf has some pretty good sized claws of his own, plus he's a cyber Wolf and has, in many places, an under-lining of metal for protection. He might get slashed a bit, but nothing vital pierced.
Only sure way to bring a werewolf down is the silver bullet deal and Squirrel girl doesn't favor guns. So it sort of comes down to who is the most vicious. Yes I do believe he just waits for her to lite somewhere,and rips her smiling little head off. Wolf avenges Doom.Er, Cyber FTW, because this looks like too much of a mismatch.
Tirabaralla wrote: »Do not undervalue the power of cuteness...the squirrels('girl) FTW.
(OMG omg omg...she is my fave super hero from now on! >_<''')
Scusa Wolfie!Squirrel-girl arrives at the castle, and tries to sneak through the castle to sneak-attack cyberwolf. The defenses activate and she is trapped in a room.
cyberwolf then tries to use the gas defenses to flood the room. But the squirrels have eaten through the electronics, so the 'kill by gas' button isn't working. At the same time, squirrel-girl manages to activate the release for the doors and escapes the room.
She eventually makes her way to the control-room. while looking around the room, cyberwolf pounces and knocks her out. He then put her into a large bag, which he connects the opening of said bag to the exhaust of the doom-mobile. Turns on the engine and kills her humanely. (Thank you google for the suggestion of killing a squirrel:D)
cyberwolfchopperbyrne wrote: »Squirrel Girl has beaten Doom before and I think Galactus too.
The wolf stands no chance.cyberwolf77 wrote: »3-2 cyberwolfCyberwolf looks like the easy victor here, but looks are oft deceiving.
Squirrel Girl has many powers, most importantly hazelnut flavoured lips. The lip flavouring has little bearing on this match, it's just very important.
Squirrel Girl can out maneuver (I hate spelling that word and I feel firefox dictionary has once again let me down) Cyberwolf using her jumping and other squirrel like abilities. She has enhanced strength and other attributes, but I reckon Cyber may have her in the strength department. His claws look more formidable than hers but she can still deliver a sting.
If she called upon the squirrels I think Cyberwolf would just eat them.
But Squirrel Girl wins. Why, when it seems all is stacked up against her? Well, tournie tricksters, let me tell you.
It is well known that a werewolf's strengths and skills are of a natural sort, which is why metals such as silver can prove so fatal to their general workings. By cybering himself up Cyberwolf may have increased certain skills and gained some amounts of armour, but he has ultimately interrupted the natural skills that make him a deadly predator. Think of Wolverine when he had the adamantium stripped from him... they discovered it was holding back his natural abilities for so long, and the effect would be even worse with a werewolf such as Cyberwolf. So I think in this regard we shouldn't heap too much praise on Cyber's skills. If it was animal on animal I'd have given squirrelzy less chance, but in his diminished capacity I think wolfie is but another Doom waiting to happen.
The second point not yet mentioned is the Lesser Spotted Greater Latverian Sabre Squirrel, a prehistoric ancestor of the modern squirrel, who often stands (on it's hind feet) up to 5foot tall. They're dark of colour with developed claws, large serrated teeth and a jaw strength that can crack skulls. While off-shoots became smaller and adapted to tree-living and nut munching in order to survive attacks from predators, the LSGLSS grew larger, stronger and faster and is now quite happy leaping from a log and taking out a lone wolf that has strayed away from the pack.
Squirrel Girl will summon the LSGLSS to deal major damage to Cyberwolf while the more regular squirrels distract and confuse Wolfie. Squirrel girl will ultimately dash his brains out with her knuckle spikes and super squirrel strength.
If for some bizarre reason Cyberwolf survives.... Squirrel will just hide high, wait for him to change into a more human form and then give him the thrashing of his life.
+1 Squirrel Girl!Doctor DooM wrote: »Cyberwolf.
Squirrel girl has good press. Thats all.
She's never really defeated anyone, it was a doom bot, I was in a different country and someone else was in my armour and I was sick and distracted andyway.cyberwolf77 wrote: »4-3 cyberwolfcyberwolf77 wrote: »After a long and vicious battle the wolf emerges carrying his fallen foe's body to the castle parapet. Heaving the body over the side of the castle he yells,"Doom is avenged!!"
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