Dental plan!

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 11:21pm

"Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!"

"Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. McGregg with a leg for an arm & an arm for a leg!"

& 1 more beauty!

"Sir, calm down, you're going to give yourself skin failure. The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat."

Twilightning · 04-10-2010 11:22pm

Eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding eat the pudding

Creature · 04-10-2010 11:22pm

Simpsons scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

Royal Seahawk · 04-10-2010 11:23pm

Books are useless: I only ever read one book, "To Kill A Mockingbird" - and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! Sure it taught me not to judge a man by the color of his skin, but what good does THAT do me?

Burkatron · 04-10-2010 11:23pm

:pac:

Creature wrote: »

Simpsons scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.

"HEY! That's a half-truth!!"

some_dose · 04-10-2010 11:24pm

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Enjoy

http://www.iwatchsimpsonsonline.com/

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:25pm

Homer: Damage report, Mr. Moe.
Moe: Sonar: out. Navigation: out. Radio: out.
Homer: Enough of what's out. What's in?
Moe: Ice-blended moccha drinks and David Schwimmer.
Homer: Yes, he is handsome in an ugly sort of way.

Moe: I've been planning this vacation for years. I'm finally going to see Easter Island.
Homer: Oh, right, with the giant heads.
Moe: With the what now?

Homer: Moe, I've got a friend named Joey... Joe Joe Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I've ever heard.
I]a man runs out of the bar crying[/I
Barney: Wait! Joey Joe Joe!

Reporter: Are you a registered voter?
Moe: I'm a registered something.

Horse_box · 04-10-2010 11:26pm

Kent Brockman: Now, this technology is new to me, but...I'm pretty sure that's Homer Simpson in the oven, rotating slowly. His body temperature has risen to over 400 degrees -- he's literally stewing in his own juices.

Ulysses Gaze · 04-10-2010 11:28pm

Homer: "Oh, that man is sick!"
Marge: "Groundskeeper Willy saved you, Homer."
Homer: "But listen to the music... He's evil!"
Marge: "Hasn't this experience taught you, you can't believe anything you hear?"
Homer: "Marge, my friend, I haven't learned a thing."

longshanks · 04-10-2010 11:28pm

its not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow i managed to fit in eight hours of tv a day

04-10-2010 11:29pm

Trab pu kcip! Trab pu kcip!

What have we told you about writing on the walls?! Go to your room!

Ian C · 04-10-2010 11:30pm

"Smithers, have the Rolling Stones killed"
"But sir, those aren't..."
"DO AS I SAY!"

Sulmac · 04-10-2010 11:31pm

YVAN EHT NIOJ.

allanb49 · 04-10-2010 11:32pm

i am evil homer, i am evil homer.

Ulysses Gaze · 04-10-2010 11:33pm

Buenos, ding-dong-diddly-dias senor.

longshanks · 04-10-2010 11:33pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBoL_UgK-N8

must kill moe...............wheeeeeeeee

Daith · 04-10-2010 11:34pm

Oh, you poor man. You're about to get poorer

04-10-2010 11:36pm

Must hurt self, must hurt self.... hmm, probably better that didn't hit me.

Daith · 04-10-2010 11:36pm

We must crush the freedom fighters before the start of the rainy season. And a shiny new donkey for whoever brings me the head of Colenol Montoya. In that I mean, it's time for the worker of the week award

Tarzan_man · 04-10-2010 11:37pm

Talking out of turn...that's a paddling.

Looking out the window...that's a paddling.

Staring at my sandals...that's a paddling.

Paddling the school canoe...ooh, you better believe that's a paddling!

allanb49 · 04-10-2010 11:38pm

DAD! you killed the zombie flanders.

He was a zombie

Sir i don't think this is a good idea women and seamen don't mix

This ain't no splish splash show,

All hail our half inflated dark lord, oy, oy.

and

Goodnight springton there will be no encore

To stop those monsters, one-two-three,
Here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free.
It's got Paul Anka's guarantee

Gunsfortoys · 04-10-2010 11:40pm

Classic Grampa Simpson: Ahhhhhh there's an interesting story behind this nickel, 1957 I remember it was, I got up, and made myself a piece of toast! I set the toaster to threeeeeeeeeee, medium brown!