Dental plan!

BluesBerry

Oh Oh Oh please dont chase me IM full of chocolate

Ulysses Gaze

Homer: Donuts - is there anything they can't do?

Ourlad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmP_t4_lpzo

Emoran

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, "You're making a scene."

El Weirdo

Come on, stay yellow, stay yellow! Man, I'm making record time! If only I had some place to be...

KeithM89_old

Me fail English? That’s unpossible.

Burkatron

Kent Brockman: Tonight a city weeps as, for the first time, a hockey rink becomes a scene of violence

Truley

Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!

My name is URL

Oh, oh: you see, the kids, they listen to the rap music which gives them the brain damage. With their hippin’, and the hoppin’, and the bippin’, and the boppin’, so they don’t know what the jazz…is all about! You see, jazz is like the Jello Pudding Pop — no, actually, it’s more like Kodak film — no, actually, jazz is like the New Coke: it’ll be around forever, heh heh heh.

Burkatron

I just noticed my sig is spelled wrong!!!!

The leader is good, the leader is great, surrender your will as if of this date!!!!

Daith

You have 24 hours to give us the monies, and to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.

KeithM89_old

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that’s even remotely true!

the gob

barney: hurry up homer wer gonna be late for english

homer: puh, english, im never goin to england

SeaFields

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. Its what separates us from the animals…except the weasel.

Creature

Busi_Girl08 wrote: »

*doorbell*

Flanders - "Wehell hello Homer. What can I diddl-"
Homer - "Can't talk now, Flanders. I have a class to teach!"
*Runs away*
Flanders - "But you rang me doo---ugh"

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Can I take your order?

Homer: Nothing for me. I've got a class to teach!

Squeaky Voiced Teen: Sir, it's a felony to tease the order box.

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Ulysses Gaze

GOD
Noah! Thy shalt builts thyself an ark, measuring 300 cubits in length!

MCCLURE
(writing on a stone tablet) 300 cubits... give or take.

GOD
Exactly 300! And thou shalt taketh two of every creature!

MCCLURE
(writing it down) Two creatures.

GOD
Two of EVERY creature!

MCCLURE
Even stink beetles?

GOD
ESPECIALLY stink beetles!

In the Simpson living room, the family are watching this great film.

BART
Whoa, cool, God is so in your face!

HOMER
Yeah, he's my favorite fictional character.

SeaFields

sacramento wrote: »

We can't bust heads like we used to. But we have our ways. One trick is to tell stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I caught the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for m'shoe. So I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt. Which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Gimme five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where was I... oh yeah. The important thing was that I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. You couldn't get white onions, because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

Must be quoted four or five times at this stage....doesnt matter. Makes me smile everytime!

krudler

A "krusty burger"
doesnt sound too appetising...

Sulmac

I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!

Aldebaran

Hutz: And so, ladies and gentleman of the jury I rest my case.
Judge: Hmmm. Mr. Hutz, do you know that you're not wearing any pants?
Hutz: DAAAA!! I move for a bad court thingy.
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Hutz: Right!! That's why you're the judge and I'm the law-talking guy.
Judge: You mean the lawyer?
Hutz: Right.

krudler

krudler wrote: »

A "krusty burger"
doesnt sound too appetising...

Lou: You know, the funniest thing though; it's the little differences.
Wiggum: Example.
Lou: Well, at McDonald's you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right? But they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese.
Wiggum: Get out! Well, what do they call it?
Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Wiggum: Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well, I can picture the cheese, but, uh, do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Lou: Mm-hm. They call 'em, "shakes."
Eddie: Huh, "shakes". You don't know what you're gettin'.

Sulmac

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Horse_box

Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you’d step over your own mother just to get one! But you can’t stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!

Daith

Hmm. Mr Hutz. Do you realize you're not wearing any pants?

Sulmac

Don't you know the boys from Brazil are little Hitlers? I saw it in a movie once... whose name I can't remember!

Horse_box

On closer inspection, these are loafers!

Emoran

HELLO JOE!!

Royal Seahawk

I seen this in a movie once about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED below 50 and if its SPEED went above 50 it would explode.
I think it was called 'The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down'.

Emoran

Emoran wrote: »

HELLO JOE!!

From now on the baby sleeps in the crib.
Iron helps us play!