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    #9032
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,084 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Ipso wrote: »
    Homer: And the whole steel mill was gay.

    Moe: Jeez, where ya been, Homer? The whole steel *industry's* gay.

    HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE MAD


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    #9033
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,084 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    We work hard we play hard


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    #9034
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    EVERYBODY DANCE NOW!!!


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    #9035
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "Hi i;m Troy McClure. You might remember me from such drivers ed films as Alices adventure through the windshield glass and the decapitation of Larry Leadfoot"


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    #9036
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Lisa: How will killing a defenseless animal make Bart more of a man?
    Homer: Name me one gay indian.


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    #9037
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    "You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel."


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    #9038
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day"


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    #9039
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    the catholic church we've made a few changes !


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    #9040
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    the catholic church we've made a few changes !


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    #9041
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Excuse me professor brainiac, I worked in a nuclear power plant for 10 years and I think I know how a proton accelerator works.


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    #9042
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    fergus1001 wrote: »
    the catholic church we've made a few changes !
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."
    fergus1001 wrote: »
    the catholic church we've made a few changes !
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."


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    #9043
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    fergus1001 wrote: »
    the catholic church we've made a few changes !
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."
    fergus1001 wrote: »
    the catholic church we've made a few changes !
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."
    I wish I could thank this twice.


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    #9044
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."

    "These Super Bowl commercials are weird."

    I’m seein double here, 4 krustys!


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    #9045
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    When you're alone and life is gettin' ya lonely
    ye can always go, och!, doon toon.


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    #9046
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    Beanntraigheach wrote: »
    When you're alone and life is gettin' ya lonely
    ye can always go, och!, doon toon.

    The hoose, the noozle!


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    #9047
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Ipso wrote: »
    The hoose, the noozle!
    The moose? What noodles?


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    #9048
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck, duck.....

    I choo Choo choose you


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    #9049
    DubDJ
    Registered Users Posts: 5,358 ✭✭✭DubDJ


    Bart: uh, it’s hard for us to leave with you standing there mom.

    Homer: push her down, son.


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    #9050
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Anyone heard these cryptic ads on todayfm about Gomo?

    Reminding me so much of Gabbo

    Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!


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    #9051
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    When Ralph Wiggum's entry (grilled crayon sandwich) in a baking competition was rejected, Clancy tried to cheer his son up by eating it. After the first bite, Ralph asks him, "Can you taste the thumbtacks?"


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    #9052
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,084 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    Anyone heard these cryptic ads on todayfm about Gomo?

    Reminding me so much of Gabbo

    Gabbo, Gabbo, GABBO!

    All the kids in Springfield are SOBs


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    #9053
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    RobbingBandit wrote: »
    All the kids in Springfield are SOBs

    Brockman: That oughta hold those SOBs

    wSAzQ8i.jpg

    Brockman: HEY!!


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    #9054
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    "YVAN EHT NIOJ, YVAN EHT NIOJ"


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    #9055
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,084 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    Super liminal messaging

    HEY YOU JOIN THE NAVY

    OKAY


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    #9056
    New Home
    Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 76,368 Mod ✭✭✭✭New Home


    Children are our future... unless we act now!


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    #9057
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    "I never thought I could shoot down a German plane. But last year I proved myself wrong"


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    #9058
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Homer: Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.

    RaAhBBk4Thw8h6mcaPpPI58Xo1_r1_500.png

    Announcer: “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.”

    ============

    Guy: Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I AM the President of the United States

    Dean Bitterman: Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.

    Corey:Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

    Nerdlinger: Hey!
    [Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the background]

    [Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President]
    Dean Bitterman: Corey?! Don't worry, Mr. President, I --
    [looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself]
    Mr. President!

    President: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!

    Dean Bitterman: [growls; a bra falls on his head]


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    #9059
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Rawr wrote: »
    Homer: Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.

    RaAhBBk4Thw8h6mcaPpPI58Xo1_r1_500.png

    Announcer: “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.”

    ============

    Guy: Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I AM the President of the United States

    Dean Bitterman: Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.

    Corey:Your Bra Bomb better work, Nerdlinger!

    Nerdlinger: Hey!
    [Corey presses the plunger; an explosion occurs in the background]

    [Many colors of bras rain down on the Dean and the President]
    Dean Bitterman: Corey?! Don't worry, Mr. President, I --
    [looks over, sees the President dancing and enjoying himself]
    Mr. President!

    President: Lighten up, Bitterman...that youngster will make a perfect addition to my cabinet. Secretary of Partying Down!

    Dean Bitterman: [growls; a bra falls on his head]
    "YES! Take that, Bitterman!"


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    #9060
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,378 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTOri5ytDFA


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    #9061
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,292 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower


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