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    #9062
    Quantum Erasure
    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Quantum Erasure


    Look at them all, through the darkness I'm bringing. They're not sad at all. They're actually singing!
    They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!


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    #9063
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    branie2 wrote: »
    So we'll march day and night by the big cooling tower

    Now do classical gas.


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    #9064
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Now do classical gas.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHkU7OUHOXQ


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    #9065
    shannonman81
    Registered Users Posts: 300 ✭✭shannonman81


    "You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you"












    No you won't!


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    #9066
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    shannonman81 wrote: »
    "You're out there somewhere Beer Baron, and I'll find you"












    No you won't!
    "Yes I will."


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    #9067
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    "Yes I will."

    "won't"


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    #9068
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    lisa needs braces


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    #9069
    fergus1001
    Registered Users Posts: 2,625 ✭✭✭fergus1001


    Skylinehead wrote:
    "won't"


    "will"


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    #9070
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    But" nothing, Marge. She's a heifer, plain and simple, and--(Selma walks into the room.)--Ooh! There's the little prom queen now.


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    #9071
    AndrewJRenko
    Registered Users Posts: 28,401 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Kent Brockman: The fake Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers and extremely foul mouth.


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    #9072
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Marjorie, please! I enjoy all the meats of our cultural stew


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    #9073
    Lewis_Benson
    Registered Users Posts: 1,887 ✭✭✭Lewis_Benson


    One, two threefourfivesixseveneightnineten.........BYE!


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    #9074
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    Your guilty conscience might force you to vote Democrat but deep down you long for a Republican to lower taxes, brutalise criminals and rule you like a King!


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    #9075
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    Give me the bat Marge.....



    Probably one of my most favourite episodes....

    Loved the tree house of horror episodes...

    All the ones where homer was homer and really stupid...


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    #9076
    punisher5112
    Registered Users Posts: 24,647 ✭✭✭✭punisher5112


    She uses premium, premium dude......


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    #9077
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    "And here we have Duff, Duff Lite, and our newest flavor, Duff Dry"

    All coming from the same pipe, hahahaha


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    #9078
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    https://twitter.com/SimpsonsQOTD/status/1187417065315065856?s=19


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    #9079
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    milhouse_alf.jpg


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    #9080
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Dont Touch

    - Willie


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    #9081
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    suicide_circus wrote: »
    Dont Touch

    - Willie

    Good advice!


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    #9082
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Hey! Wee bairn! Hie yer hids from me heath!


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    #9083
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    Bart:
    Wow Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?

    Homer:
    Oh Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan.

    Ned Flanders:
    Wait! Homer, what did you just say?

    Homer:
    I said shut your ugly face, Flanders


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    #9084
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I just has a tooth break, so I am left with a sharp fragment in my gum, a couple of beers and a pair of pliers and no more sharp fragment!

    DIY dentistry is not for the feint hearted!


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    #9085
    Fanny Wank
    Registered Users Posts: 1,288 ✭✭✭Fanny Wank


    I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
    Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
    And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
    There's a lot of flag burners
    Who have got too much freedom,
    I wanna make it legal
    For policemen to beat 'em.
    'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
    Least I hope and pray that there are,
    'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
    Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
    And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
    If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.


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    #9086
    Ipso
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,995 ✭✭✭Ipso


    “Lisa, ham hock? Tri-tip?” – Homer Simpson
    “Do we have any food that wasn’t brutally slaughtered?” – Lisa Simpson
    “Well, I think the veal might’ve died of loneliness.” – Homer Simpson


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    #9087
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    Mr Burns: Smithers, I'm so happy. Something amazing has happened, I'm actually happy.
    Take a note. From now on, I'm only going to be good and kind to everyone.

    Smithers: I'm sorry sir, I don't have a pencil.

    Mr Burns: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure I'll remember it.


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    #9088
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Fanny **** wrote: »
    I'm an Amendment-to-Be,
    Yes, an Amendment-to-Be,
    And I'm hopin' that they'll ratify me.
    There's a lot of flag burners
    Who have got too much freedom,
    I wanna make it legal
    For policemen to beat 'em.
    'Cos there's limits to our liberties,
    Least I hope and pray that there are,
    'Cos those liberal freaks go too far.
    Then I'll crush all opposition to me,
    And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay.
    If he fights back, I'll say that he's gay.

    DJ3000: Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

    "How does it keep up with the news like that?"


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    #9089
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Rawr wrote: »
    DJ3000: Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.

    "How does it keep up with the news like that?"

    Don't. Praise. The Machine.


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    #9090
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Look marge, Maggie lost her baby legs!


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    #9091
    Sin City
    Registered Users Posts: 2,375 ✭✭✭Sin City


    [Homer's arms are stuck in pair of vending machines]

    Repairman 1#:
    Homer, there's no easy way to tell you this: I'm afraid I'm gonna have to saw your arms off.

    Homer:
    They'll grow back, right?

    Repairman 1#:
    Oh... yeah.

    [He cranks up the rotary saw and moves it toward Homer's arm... ]

    Repairman 2#:
    Wait a minute. Homer, are you just holding on to the can?

    Homer:
    Your point being...?


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