Dental plan!

Edups

Listen, I thought the cop was a prostitute.

Rawr

Milhouse: Everybody in town's got their story to tell.

Bart: There's just not enough time to hear them all.

[They walk off into the sunset]

Professor Frink: Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head

[Screen starts to fade to black]

Professor Frink: uh, no wait!! please no, please I have a funny story! I even wrote theme music!

//Professor Frink, Professor Frink.
//He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think.
//He likes to run and then the thing with the... um, person.....

Oh boy... that monkey is going to pay.

paddylonglegs

Rawr wrote: »

Milhouse: Everybody in town's got their story to tell.

Bart: There's just not enough time to hear them all.

[They walk off into the sunset]

Professor Frink: Ah, ah, uh, sorry I'm late, there was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying. One of the monkeys stole the glasses off my head

[Screen starts to fade to black]

Professor Frink: uh, no wait!! please no, please I have a funny story! I even wrote theme music!

//Professor Frink, Professor Frink.
//He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think.
//He likes to run and then the thing with the... um, person.....

Oh boy... that monkey is going to pay.

Ha ha. Bravo sir

Rawr

[Broadway play]

Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Juror 1 (Singing): He's guilty of mayhem exposure indecent
Freaked out behavior both chronic and recent.

Jury (Chorus): drinking and driving narcotics possession

Juror 2: and thats just page one of his ten page confessioooon!

Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us but this is L.A
and your rich and fAAAAAAAAAaamous!

[Stage revolves and turns into Betty Ford clinic]

Actor:
Im checkin in (hes checkin in)
Im checkin in (checkin checkin in)
..no more pills or alcohol!
..no more pot or demoral!
.....no more stinkin fun at all!

Im checkin in (hes checkin in)

Doctor: No more lookin pale and thin
no more bugs beneath my skin.

Actor: Hey! thats just my aspirin

Doctors (Chorus): Chuck it out!! ....youre checkin iiiiiiin!!

================================

Bart: When I grow up, I want to be in the Betty Ford Center!

Marge: You better start saving now, it's very expensive!

Lisa: Sssshhhh, they're strapping down Liza Minnelli.

Riddle101

"I've been waiting to tell you off for years but I never had the nerve"
"I don't know you. My wife and your wife are friends. I met you 3 hours ago"
"You stink! you and your whole operation stinks. I quit!"
"Gee, don't quit"
"Alright then"

Rawr

paddylonglegs wrote: »

Ha ha. Bravo sir

Maybe for once someone will call me "sir" without adding, "You're making a scene".

Wise Old Elf

Good evening sir, would you please leave without a fuss right now?

Glenster

I just think we should be building a nest egg.

Way ahead of you, Marge. I just ordered a series of tapes on saving money. They should get here soon. I paid a bundle for overnight delivery.

I have a book from the library with the same information!

Okay, I'll just hire a haulage firm to haul them away... at my expense! (Dials Information)

No more information! It's not free!

Well, I'll get a lawyer on that. No, a whole team of lawyers, who will dine on mustard flown in from the Orient.

No more Oriental mustard!

Atari Jaguar

I don't want you stalking anyone tonight!

Oh okay have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm.. going.. outside. To.. stalk! Lenny and Carl..

O.O

D'OH

Glenster

Atari Jaguer wrote: »

I don't want you stalking anyone tonight!

Oh okay have it your own way, Marge. I'll be back in a minute. I'm.. going.. outside. To.. stalk! Lenny and Carl..

O.O

D'OH

He makes a Shakespearean hand gesture when he says "stalk" makes it 1000% more funny.

pumpkin4life

Uhh, what town did we just crush?

Shelbyville.

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

Atari Jaguar

Glenster wrote: »

He makes a Shakespearean hand gesture when he says "stalk" makes it 1000% more funny.

ScrubsfanChris

Mr Burns' bribe - "Look Smithers, the pile of money and the really stupid man are still here!"

Krusty at the golf club - "I knew my kind wasn't welcome here"

WindomEarle wrote: »

Homer Simpson: [disembodied] Hello? Can anybody hear me?
Marge Simpson: Homer! Where are you?
Homer Simpson: Uh, I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am.
Marge Simpson: Do you see towels? If you see towels, you're probably in the linen closet again.
Homer Simpson: Just a second... no, it's a place I've never been before.
Selma: Hmm. The shower.

Homer - "This place looks expensive"

wnolan1992

Mel Gibson: Come on, Homer; let's just give them the stupid movie!
Homer: Movies aren't stupid. They fill us with romance and hatred and revenge fantasies. Lethal Weapon taught us that suicide is funny!
Gibson: That really wasn't my intention...
Homer: And before Lethal Weapon 2, I never thought there could be a bomb on my toilet and now I check every time!
Marge: It's true, he does!

Rawr

Bart: Yo, Dr. S, have you seen Milhouse today?

Dr. S: No.

Bart: OK, thanks.

Dr. S: Wait, did you know that there's a direct correlation between the decline of Spirograph and the rise in gang activity? Think about it.

Bart: I will. [Leaves]

Dr. S: No, you won't. [Continues to draw Spirograph]

Realt Dearg Sec

Love the way his tongue sticks out when he goes back to the spirograph

Glenster

Call this an unfair generalization if you must but old people are no good at everything.

wnolan1992

More asbestos! More asbestos! MORE ASBESTOS!

suicide_circus

Man in white coat hands Selma a series of pills after Lisa drinks the water on a ride at Duff Gardens

Man in white coat: Give her this, and this and then these

Selma: Thank you, doctor.

Man in white coat: Oh I'm not a doctor

pumpkin4life

Oh look, here comes Lumpy the school snake!

Chancer3001

We're like the original odd couple.

And the clean one and you are the...

SHUTUP

Jikashi

https://frinkiac.com/img/S04E15/894092.jpg

Krusty: I've worked with some marvelous second bananas over the years, but none more memorable than Sideshow Raheem
(clip)
Krusty: (with giant mallet) Uhh, the script says I'm supposed to bonk you with this...
Raheem: I wouldn't.
Krusty: Right on...ehhhh
(end clip)
Krusty: (shakes head) Angry. Angry young man.

pumpkin4life

HIS ASS IS GOING TO BLOW

Riddle101

I'll just leave this here.

https://scontent-amt2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15541702_1859840850925558_6324739780660068382_n.jpg?oh=9ee23994653cc42f564ed9e387cc132d&oe=58EAFE30

Atari Jaguar

Let's shop till we droop!

I think that's drop, mom.

That's a very violent image Lisa...

Rawr

Atari Jaguar wrote: »

Let's shop till we droop!

I think that's drop, mom.

That's a very violent image Lisa...

Marge: Your Uncle Arthur used to have a saying. "Shoot em' all and let God sort it out." Unfortunately, one day he put his theory into practice. It took 75 federal marshals to bring him down. Now, let's never speak of him again.

Bart: Mom, what if I can get this guy off the hook? Should I do it?

Marge: Honey, you should listen to your heart... and not the voices in your head, like a certain uncle did one gray December morn.

AndrewJRenko

Lenny: Geez, Homer. I thought someone with two wives would be happy.
Carl: No, you're thinking of someone with two knives.
Moe: (While holding two knives, and grinning wildly) I gotta tell ya, this is pretty terrific.

Nerdkiller1991

Pictures? IN AFTER HOURS!?

Anyone say "Doh" yet?

pumpkin4life