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    #8282
    larrykinney
    Registered Users Posts: 107 ✭✭larrykinney


    Dr Hibbert: 'Well, Homer, your cholesterol level IS lethally high but I'm more concerned about your GRAVY level......'


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    #8283
    iLikeWaffles
    Registered Users Posts: 4,325 ✭✭✭iLikeWaffles


    larrykinney wrote: »
    Dr Hibbert: 'Well, Homer, your cholesterol level IS lethally high but I'm more concerned about your GRAVY level......'

    Ahhuhuhuhoo


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    #8284
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,754 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Captain: Arrrr! Now we bury the treasure!

    Sissy Pirate: Uh, Captain? Captain, I know we usually bury the treasure, but what if this time, we use it to buy things? You know, uh, things we like...

    [The captain shoots him, then looks at the other pirates, who start digging furiously in the sand]

    Captain: Arrrr! We'll dig up the treasure in seven yarrr! I've drawn a map on this cracker, which Polly will hold for safe keepin'!

    [Polly takes the cracker in its beak, then looks around nervously]


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    #8285
    Beanntraigheach
    Registered Users Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Beanntraigheach


    I King Arthur declare Zorro the new king of England.

    Jes!


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    #8286
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    EagererBeaver wrote: »
    Frinkahedron.

    "If we extend the square along the hypothetical Z -axis"


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    #8287
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,411 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    For the day that's in it:

    "Insemination complete.

    That was quick.

    What are you implying?!"

    and

    "Stop! We have reached the limits of what recusal probing can teach us."


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    #8288
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    No one posted in this thread in a week? What's wrong with you sad sacks?


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    #8289
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,520 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    For the day that's in it - hey America, you're so fine, you're so fine you blow my mind - America


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    #8290
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    We must move forward,not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, TWIRLING TOWARDS FREEDOM!


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    #8291
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,429 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    paddylonglegs wrote: »
    No one posted in this thread in a week? What's wrong with you sad sacks?

    Well, paddylonglegs, you are an odd fellow. But I must say you steam a good ham.

    :pac:


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    #8292
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    Probably posted already but...

    Lisa: As you know, we've inherited quite a budget crunch from President Trump. How bad is it, Secretary Van Houten?'

    Milhouse: We're broke!


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    #8293
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    Well I believe I'll vote for a third party candidate.


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    #8294
    Wise Old Elf
    Moderators Posts: 3,554 ✭✭✭Wise Old Elf


    Go ahead, waste your vote


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    #8295
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Wise Old Elf wrote: »
    Go ahead, waste your vote

    Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.

    What a bunch of clowns.


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    #8296
    Realt Dearg Sec
    Registered Users Posts: 10,825 ✭✭✭✭Realt Dearg Sec


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.

    What a bunch of clowns.

    How does it keep up with the news like that?


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    #8297
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again.

    What a bunch of clowns.

    How does it keep up with the news like that??

    Edit: Well that's what you get for leaving the tab open for 10 mins before posting...


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    #8298
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    And I say, Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!

    PITT THE ELDER!

    LORD PALMERSTON!

    PITT THE ELDER!

    OK YOU ASKED FOR IT BOGGS!


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    #8299
    Jikashi
    Registered Users Posts: 1,060 ✭✭✭Jikashi


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    And I say, Britain's greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston!

    PITT THE ELDER!

    LORD PALMERSTON!

    PITT THE ELDER!

    OK YOU ASKED FOR IT BOGGS!





    Moe: Yeah, that's showin' him, Barn! Pfft, Pitt the Elder...
    Barney: LOOOORD PALMERSTOOOON! *beats down Moe*


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    #8300
    Edups
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Edups


    Barman: What can I get ya?
    Homer: give me one of those giant beers I keep hearing about.
    Barman: *drops giant beer on bar*
    Homer: :(
    Barman: something wrong mate yank?
    Homer: ...It's pretty big I guess

    .......
    Marge: I'll just have a coffee
    Barman: beer it is.
    Marge: no, coffee.
    Barman: beer
    Marge: coooofffeeee
    Barman: beeeeeer
    Marge: C.... O...
    Barman: B.... E....


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    #8301
    Froshtbit
    Registered Users Posts: 128 ✭✭Froshtbit


    TOBIAS!


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    #8302
    Edups
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Edups


    I'm sorry you're sad Krusty died, boy.. but don't let get you down. People die all the time. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well goodnight



    ...........................


    DEATH STAAALKS YOU AT EVERY TURRRRRN

    Grandpa!

    Well it does. THERE IT IS. DEAAAATH!!! DEEEEEAAATH!!!

    Grandpa, that's just Maggie.

    Oh, heh heh. When you get to my age the mind starts playing tricks on y- DEATH!!! XEEEEEAAATH

    Grandpa! That's the cat!!

    Oh heh heh DEEEEEEEEATH

    That's Maggie again!!!!


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    #8303
    Edups
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Edups


    SkinNEER! You're fired!!

    I'm sorry did you just call me a liar!?

    No.... I said you're fired.

    Oh. That's much worse..


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    #8304
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,993 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    Edups wrote: »
    SkinNEER! You're fired!!

    I'm sorry did you just call me a liar!?

    No.... I said you're fired.

    Oh. That's much worse..
    *HIC*


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    #8305
    pumpkin4life
    Registered Users Posts: 1,435 ✭✭✭pumpkin4life


    Froshtbit wrote: »
    TOBIAS!

    900 DOLLARY DOOS!


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    #8306
    nice_guy80
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,723 ✭✭✭nice_guy80


    I know you can read my thoughts boy...

    Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow


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    #8307
    Edups
    Closed Accounts Posts: 678 ✭✭✭Edups


    pumpkin4life wrote: »
    900 DOLLARY DOOS!

    I WANNA TALK TO DOCTAR BAHT SIMPSON


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    #8308
    RobbingBandit
    Registered Users Posts: 18,084 ✭✭✭✭RobbingBandit


    That's an odd name. I'd have called them chazzwazzers!


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    #8309
    purple hands
    Registered Users Posts: 1,069 ✭✭✭purple hands


    Mein bratwurst has a first name
    It's F-R-I-T-Z

    Mein bratwurst has a second name
    It's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N.


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    #8310
    Chancer3001
    Registered Users Posts: 5,480 ✭✭✭Chancer3001


    You do steam a good ham


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    #8311
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Edups wrote: »
    I WANNA TALK TO DOCTAR BAHT SIMPSON

    This is Bart Simpson, can I help you ma'am?


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