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    #8132
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Homer: Do you come with the car?
    Model: (Giggles) Oh, you.
    Man: Do you come with the car?
    Model: (Giggles) Oh, you.


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    #8133
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    You want the truth? You can't handle the truth. No truth-handler, you. Bah! I deride your truth-handling abilities.


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    #8134
    Riddle101
    Registered Users Posts: 8,394 ✭✭✭Riddle101


    Mayor Quimby: Human roaches feeding off of other people's garbage, the only thing you can't buy here is dignity!
    *Starts talking into microphone*
    Quimby: "Welcome swappers to the Springfield Swapmeet! Ich bin ein Springfield Swapmeet patron!"
    *Covers microphone*
    Quimby: i need a drink and shower.
    *Walks off stage*


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    #8135
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    It's my job to be repetitive. My job. My job. Repetitiveness is my job.


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    #8136
    EagererBeaver
    Registered Users Posts: 6,415 ✭✭✭EagererBeaver


    Ah, good evening, Zohar the Adulterer. My wife sends her warmest regards.


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    #8137
    Dirty Dingus McGee
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,631 ✭✭✭Dirty Dingus McGee


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O50uMRsTd78



    "Ann Landers is a boring old biddy"

    I just love this, simply for Neds angry/drunk/sleezy/not giving a damn expression on his face.


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    #8138
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,060 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Dirty Dingus McGee wrote: »
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O50uMRsTd78



    "Ann Landers is a boring old biddy"

    I just love this, simply for Neds angry/drunk/sleezy/not giving a damn expression on his face.

    I was more animal than man.


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    #8139
    Father Hernandez
    Registered Users Posts: 11,227 ✭✭✭✭Father Hernandez


    Can I come too..?


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    #8140
    Nerdkiller1991
    Registered Users Posts: 3,995 ✭✭✭Nerdkiller1991


    hogey143 wrote: »
    Can I come too..?
    *rolls up window*


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    #8141
    Padkir
    Registered Users Posts: 1,289 ✭✭✭Padkir


    Nerdkiller1991 wrote: »
    *rolls up window*

    Aww...


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    #8142
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Oh, the network slogan is true! Watch FOX and be damned for all eternity!


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    #8143
    the groutch
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,096 ✭✭✭✭the groutch


    Bonjourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, ya cheese eatin' surrender monkeys.


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    #8144
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Tienanmen Square: On This Site, In 1989, Nothing Happened.


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    #8145
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (leaves the room, pokes his head back in) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.


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    #8146
    Comic Book Guy
    Registered Users Posts: 3,466 ✭✭✭Comic Book Guy


    corblimey wrote: »
    Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! (leaves the room, pokes his head back in) Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

    Well d'uh!


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    #8147
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Groundskeeper Willie: It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Welshmen and Scots! Or Japanese and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots! They ruined Scotland!

    Principal Skinner: You Scots sure are a contentious people

    Groundskeeper Willie: You just made an enemy for life!


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    #8148
    ohnonotgmail
    Registered Users Posts: 40,320 ✭✭✭✭ohnonotgmail


    Priceless like a mother's love, or the good kind of priceless?


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    #8149
    Mackman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    "Up and atom!"
    "Up and at them!"
    "Up and ATOM!!"
    "Up and AT THEM!!"
    "UP AND AT-OM!!!"
    "UP AND AT THEM!!!!!"


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    #8150
    wnolan1992
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 14,009 Mod ✭✭✭✭wnolan1992


    Mackman wrote: »
    "Up and atom!"
    "Up and at them!"
    "Up and ATOM!!"
    "Up and AT THEM!!"
    "UP AND AT-OM!!!"
    "UP AND AT THEM!!!!!"

    This is spooky... I hurt my leg yesterday, and as I was struggling to get out of bed earlier I was shouting this quote. :eeK:


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    #8151
    Skylinehead
    Registered Users Posts: 11,690 ✭✭✭✭Skylinehead


    Mackman wrote: »
    "Up and atom!"
    "Up and at them!"
    "Up and ATOM!!"
    "Up and AT THEM!!"
    "UP AND AT-OM!!!"
    "UP AND AT THEM!!!!!"

    Better


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    #8152
    valoren
    Registered Users Posts: 5,462 ✭✭✭valoren


    Conga! Conga! Conga!
    We love Monty Burns more!
    Conga like you mean it!!
    Please don't don't make me shock you!!!


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    #8153
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Woah, that lady swallowed a baby!


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    #8154
    Rawr
    Registered Users Posts: 3,812 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Bart: Wait! Here comes the 'My Kia'

    Willie: What's a My Kia?

    (Crashing Noise)

    Skinner: MY KIA!!

    To this day, every time I see a Kia drive by I can hear Skinner screaming "My Kia!!" in my head :D


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    #8155
    letsseehere14
    Registered Users Posts: 442 ✭✭letsseehere14


    We are the Super friends!

    Hey ... Shut Up


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    #8156
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    Rawr wrote: »
    Bart: Wait! Here comes the 'My Kia'

    Willie: What's a My Kia?

    (Crashing Noise)

    Skinner: MY KIA!!

    To this day, every time I see a Kia drive by I can hear Skinner screaming "My Kia!!" in my head :D

    Sounds all a bit "post season 10" ;)


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    #8157
    paddylonglegs
    Registered Users Posts: 3,529 ✭✭✭paddylonglegs


    I am dustier, dustier than thou!


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    #8158
    corblimey
    Registered Users Posts: 4,475 ✭✭✭corblimey


    Lies make baby Jesus cry.


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    #8159
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Kent Brockman: Senator Dole, why should people vote for you instead of President Clinton?

    Kang: (as Dole) It makes no difference which one of us you vote for. Either way, your planet is doomed. DOOMED!

    Kent Brockman: Well, a refreshingly frank response there from senator Bob Dole.

    Kodos: (as Clinton) I am Clin-ton. As overlord, all will kneel trembling before me and obey my brutal command. End communication. (crosses arms)

    Marge: (watching on TV) Hmph. That's Slick Willy for you. Always with the smooth talk.


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    #8160
    Ulysses Gaze
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,570 ✭✭✭Ulysses Gaze


    Bart: Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.

    Lisa: We feel neither highs or lows.

    Homer: Really? What's it like?

    Lisa: [shrugs] Eh.


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    #8161
    Galway K9
    Registered Users Posts: 2,353 ✭✭✭Galway K9


    It's a secret.....


    Shhut up!!


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