Dental plan!

Nerdkiller1991

"And here, out of the mists of history, the legendary Esquilax. A horse with the head of a rabbit and the body of a rabbit."

http://i.imgur.com/BNvwD.gif

corblimey

Homer: Lisa too?
Sideshow Bob: Especially Lisa. But, especially Bart.

alkymalky

talla10 wrote: »

Kent Brockman; Ladies & Gentlemen what we have seen speaks for itself. The space shuttle has been overrun, conquered if you will, by a master race of giant ants. At this vantage point it's unclear wether they will destroy the earth or merely enslave humanity to toil in their underground mazes but one thing is certain; the ants will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords & remind them that as a prominent celebrity I can be useful in rounding up the masses in assiociation with KBBL broadcasting!

Sugar caves, its round them up to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Kent Brockman: The spacecraft has apparently been taken over "conquered" if you will by a master race of giant space ants. It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive earth men or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain. There is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.

And I for one welcome our new insect overlords. I'd like to remind them that as a trusted TV personality, I could be helpful in rounding up others to toil in their underground sugar caves.

Me_Grapes

Dr Foster: Will you please tell your son to calm down.
Ned's Dad: We can't do it man! Thats discipline. Thats like tellin Gene Krupa to not go boom boom boom ba ba ba boom boom boom ba ba ba boom boom ba bo do tss
Dr Foster: Uh huh
Ned's Dad: We don't believe in rules, man. We gave them up when we started livin like freaky beatnicks!
Dr Foster: You don't believe in rules yet you want to contol Ned's anger?
Nrd's Mam: Yeah, you gotta help us Doc. We've tried nothin, and we're all outta ideas!

Nerdkiller1991

"WHEE, I'M DICK TRACY! BANG! TAKE THAT PRUNEFACE! NOW I'M PRUNEFACE! TAKE THAT DICK TRACY! NOW I'M PRUNE TRACY! TAKE THAT DICK-"

Riddle101

Kent Brockman: News just in, a large bear like creature, most likely a bear has been spotted walking through the streets of Evergreen Terrace. The bear is presumed to have wondered down from the mountains possibly in search of food or employment.

Homer: Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax.
Lisa: That's home owner tax.

Nerdkiller1991

"Sign's floatin' away, Chief."

Frank Grimes, or "Grimey" as he liked to be called...

Aenaes

After Otto loses his job and apartment, Bart invites him to move in with his family.

Marge: Otto, can't you move back in with your parents?
Otto: Huh, me and the Admiral don't get along.

corblimey

New Neighbour: I actually had some doubts about moving to Springfield, especially after that TIME cover story, "America's Worst City"
Marge: You could see our house in that photo!

talla10

Riddle101 wrote: »

Kent Brockman: News just in, a large bear like creature, most likely a bear has been spotted walking through the streets of Evergreen Terrace. The bear is presumed to have wondered down from the mountains possibly in search of food .

Homer: Ha bad news for the ... Impsons family

Nerdkiller1991

Deleted User wrote: »

Frank Grimes, or "Grimey" as he liked to be called...

"*SNORE* CHANGE THE CHANNEL, MARGE!"

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHaZyMxgxpk

DazMarz

Bart: Hey, guys. Just so you don't hear any wild rumours; I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft, that's no reason to block the TV!

Evan Conhover: Well, it's too late to merely pay back the money. So, as a sign of good faith to our Australian 'friends', we'd like to imprison Bart for 5 years.
Homer: That's tough, but fair. Boy, go with the man.

Scanlas The 2nd

Would love to see some stats of the year the quotes first aired. I'd imagine heavily weighted 92-97, very sparse thereafter.

DazMarz

Hey, hey, kids! It's storytime!!! I'm gonna tell you the story of Krusty's expensive new suit...... his sexual harassment suit!

Riddle101

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

Neewbie_noob

Riddle101 wrote: »

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

aul chissel and a lump hammer do the trick, support your local hardware instead of some quack.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

"Kissing you would be like kissing some devine ashtray...."
Sideshow Bob to Selma (or Patty)

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nP9fuk4KQ2A

Valentina

The bee bit my bottom! Now my bottom's big!

corblimey

Riddle101 wrote: »

Bart: Look at all this great stuff, Lis! Cool...personalized plates! "Barclay"..."Barry"..."Bert"... "Bort"? Aw, come on. "Bort"?
Child: Mommy, mommy! Buy me a license plate.
Mother: No. Come along, Bort.
Man: Are you talking to me?
Mother: No, my son is also named Bort.

We need more "Bort" license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of "Bort" license plates.

Hockney

10AM on a weekday, Barney's walking down the road sober in a three piece suit, and meets Milhouse and Bart:

Barney: Morning boys, can't stop to chat, time is money.... (walks straight into Moe's)
Homer: Mornin' Barney!

derfderf

"Seymour, do you want me to tell you when it's 4:30?" "No mother."

Nerdkiller1991

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghP_bXBM2Ec

corblimey

Lisa: But she's better than me at everything that makes me special!
Marge: Oh, believe me honey, she's more scared of you than you are of her
Lisa: You're thinking of bears, Mom

Nerdkiller1991

"Wiggety wiggety word up. Rock on, party."

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Kilkenny14

From Homerpalooza;

Marge (reading a letter from the school): Dear parents, due to yesterday's unscheduled field trip to the auto wrecking yard, the school bus will be out of commission for two weeks. By reading this letter out loud, you have waived any legal responsibility on our part in perpetuity throughout the universe.

Father Damo

This deserves another go, fcuk you Romney :pac:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzLJeGNWEIU

Another fave of mine


Principal Skinner: Hello, Simpson. I'm riding the bus today because mother hid my car keys to punish me for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do it!:pac:

the purple tin

Ned: Hey,I know you. You're the man who reads to sick kids down at the hospital.

Moe: (grabs Ned by the collar) If this ever gets out, the next words outta your mouth are gonna be muffled by your own butt.